Archive for November, 2005

LISTEN DUMBASS YOU THINK THAT

LISTEN DUMBASS YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE SO COOL BECAUSE YOU THINK SOME PUSSY SPAGHETTI MONSTER RULES THE FUCKING WORLD YOU STUPID FUCK YOU NEED TO FIND JESUS YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. IF I WERE YOU I WOULD TAKE MY ASS IN TO ON COMMING TRAFFIC AND LET EVERYBODY KILL YOUR ASS. AND YOU BETTER PRAY [...]

Who made that darn matter?

Who made that darn matter? Yah know the one out in space, millions of years ago and slowly over millions of years became molecules, atoms, millions of planets and stars and live on earth?

Do not push God too

Do not push God too far. Hhe only has so much patience. God Bless
Don Elflein

I just saw your fucking

I just saw your fucking website and you have to be the most screwed up mother fucker out there. Do you realize that people eat your fucking FSM everyday. This is the most stupid bullshit I have ever heard in my fucking life. I feel sorry for your parents because they have raised such a [...]

Bobby- I’m a graduate student

Bobby- I’m a graduate student in evolutionary biology at the University of [xxxxxxxx]. I love the pirate/global warning theory, and the way you’ve used your spaghetti monster to poke holes in ID. However, I’m also a follower of Jesus and I think you could get your point across while still respecting faith. I’d like to [...]

i believe your theory of

i believe your theory of FSMism is completely unsensable and wierd. noone knows what heaven looks like u cant go there untilk your dead What is the ACLU? im pagan a real religious person, and i am no heathen get a life please and wow Spagetti get some morals stipper factory Daniel Silverthorne

Dear Sir: As a believer

Dear Sir:
As a believer in evolution, but also a believer in the divine, I find your comparison of a fake theory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to another absurd theory, Intelligent Design, as laughable as intelligent design itself. Though invalid, intelligent design deserves discussion, perhaps in a philosophy class rather than a science class. I [...]

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American




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