noodle God, Take your heresy

Published October 5th, 2005 by Bobby Henderson

noodle God,

Take your heresy

and

put it UP_YOUR_JESUS



12 Responses to “noodle God, Take your heresy”

  1. Nick says:

    :-O

    I don’t put anything up my jesus!

  2. Cap'n Annie says:

    Take your god and shove it
    I ain’t worshipin’ here no more

  3. Mad John Kidd says:

    ROTFLMAO!!! Nice one Cap’n Annie.

    “I will not get all the pasta

    I’ve been cookin’ for…”

  4. Homestar says:

    I don’t have a Jesus! If you would be so kind to buy me one, then I would be able to put it up my Jesus. Meanwhile, I’ll be shoveling the bullshit that just poured onto my screen back up YOUR Jesus’s mouth.

  5. James D King of Pirates says:

    hah whose a heritic now? replacing the word ass with jesus.

  6. upyourjesus1 says:

    Hey pasta pervert, I am not a catholic altar boy so don’t mess with my jesus.
    Take your christ and shove it back up your jesus.

    • Drained and Washed Clean says:

      What is the correlation between not being an alter boy and “messing with Jesus”? Kind of reminds me of “Messing with Sasquatch”. Does he get just as pissed when he is teased with beef jerky?

  7. theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

    Heresy..heresy…ah, yes! That’s where the deluded justify killing those that disagree with them, even though they have absolutely no proof of their beliefs.

  8. upyourjesus1 says:

    jehovah blows life into the Adam (teased and jerked beef)
    jehovah gets 144,000 male cherries
    rabbi sucks blood out after circumcision
    jesus is the groom of the bride church
    etc.
    I think the jew-christian-muslim (JCM) mafias are homo and bisexual but that often pervert into pedophilia.
    Premise: The “holy” books historically properly interpreted in homo code.

Leave a Reply