12 Responses to “noodle God, Take your heresy”

1. Nick says:

   August 1, 2006 at 10:17 AM

   :-O

   I don’t put anything up my jesus!

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2. Cap'n Annie says:

   November 7, 2006 at 10:48 PM

   Take your god and shove it
   I ain’t worshipin’ here no more

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3. Mad John Kidd says:

   November 7, 2006 at 11:07 PM

   ROTFLMAO!!! Nice one Cap’n Annie.

   “I will not get all the pasta

   I’ve been cookin’ for…”

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4. Homestar says:

   November 7, 2006 at 11:20 PM

   I don’t have a Jesus! If you would be so kind to buy me one, then I would be able to put it up my Jesus. Meanwhile, I’ll be shoveling the bullshit that just poured onto my screen back up YOUR Jesus’s mouth.

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5. James D King of Pirates says:

   April 29, 2008 at 8:27 AM

   hah whose a heritic now? replacing the word ass with jesus.

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6. upyourjesus1 says:

   August 20, 2010 at 12:07 AM

   Hey pasta pervert, I am not a catholic altar boy so don’t mess with my jesus.
   Take your christ and shove it back up your jesus.

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   • Drained and Washed Clean says:

     August 20, 2010 at 5:05 PM

     What is the correlation between not being an alter boy and “messing with Jesus”? Kind of reminds me of “Messing with Sasquatch”. Does he get just as pissed when he is teased with beef jerky?

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7. theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

   August 21, 2010 at 5:44 AM

   Heresy..heresy…ah, yes! That’s where the deluded justify killing those that disagree with them, even though they have absolutely no proof of their beliefs.

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8. upyourjesus1 says:

   August 21, 2010 at 5:25 PM

   jehovah blows life into the Adam (teased and jerked beef)
   jehovah gets 144,000 male cherries
   rabbi sucks blood out after circumcision
   jesus is the groom of the bride church
   etc.
   I think the jew-christian-muslim (JCM) mafias are homo and bisexual but that often pervert into pedophilia.
   Premise: The “holy” books historically properly interpreted in homo code.

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