I’m still waiting for my

Published October 20th, 2005 by Bobby Henderson

I’m still waiting for my winter coat to grow so that I can know that I’ve fully acclimated to my surroundings ;you know,like my dog does.Obviously the apes have evolved more than us because they don’t have to make coverings for themselves anymore.It must be nice to be an ape and not have to worry about getting your zipper stuck. Paqtrick8



11 Responses to “I’m still waiting for my”

  1. Nostradomus says:

    ….what the frick are you smoking?

  2. Darwin's Monkey says:

    “It must be nice to be an ape and not have to worry about getting your zipper stuck.”
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    The fact that you spend your time worrying about getting your zipper stuck speaks volumes.

  3. Davey Jones' Slacker says:

    It *is* nice to be an ape. I enjoy it immensely.

  4. nikkiee says:

    Paqtrick8
    I think we all know what the 8 stands for Paqtrick.

  5. Darwin's Monkey says:

    “Paqtrick8
    I think we all know what the 8 stands for Paqtrick. ”
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    Yeah the percentage he got on his science exam.

  6. Commodore Angryy says:

    i’ve noticed in evolution, not even well known things like intelligence are present in all modern day humans. Pat8 has proven thes nicely.

  7. El Peatieablo says:

    “Obviously the apes have evolved more than us because they don’t have to make coverings for themselves anymore.”
    True, most apes don’t wear coats, but when was the last time you saw an ape in da UP, eh?
    .
    P.S. Why are there no spaces after your periods? There are spaces after the regular words, but not the periods, so it’s not like your keyboard is broken. Grr… this is really grating at me.

  8. Mike says:

    Please disregard my last comment, I found my own answer. There is a group on FaceBook that posted something about the Feast of Noodletide. Is this a legit Holiday?

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