Bobby, Firstly, i would be

Published October 5th, 2005 by Bobby Henderson

Bobby,

Firstly, i would be lying if i said i understood anything about this religion, however whilst i agree with many that you are all probably insane,delluded or stoned, i cant deny that what you believe in must be respected, after all dont we all wish our beliefs to be respected? Iam not that much of a religious person, though do believe in a god, and whos to say what god looks like?? And i admit the christian view of a god that is benevolant, yet allows suffering, does seem like the rest of the religion, to have loop holes. Just in your case , your god is a bowl of pasta, which i admit is not the best thing in trying to get people to take you seriously. However i do believe very strongly in science and so cannot agree with you on your “interpretations” of how pirates stop global warming, it seems as if your trying to do good through superfluous means, its like saying eat cheese and the sun will never burn out…it jus doesnt work . Still best of luck to you all – sam goddard



12 Responses to “Bobby, Firstly, i would be”

  1. Nikkkolay (formerly tha beast from tha east) says:

    tnx, i appreciate you not cussing us out regardless of the fact that you dont understand its satire (i know its hard), but look at scientology, perhaps THAT started out as a joke as well?

    3rd comment virginity taken in 1 day! XD

  2. Zankou says:

    Lol…he thinks we’re serious…

  3. Alchemist says:

    Hahahahaha! Good call Zankou! This thread is perfect to resurrect!

  4. Red DutchPasta Wench says:

    Zankou, aren’t we ?? Damn, nobody told me ;)

  5. ۞ says:

    What! You mean Silver and Bronze have been lying here unclaimed for all that time!

  6. Alchemist says:

    Hey – Yeah, I got a Bronze for the UK. Kinda par for the course really!

  7. Expie says:

    I’m serious… Seriously late for this conversation.
    Touched by His strand,

  8. ۞ says:

    Well done Alchemist.
    Get used to limping home for 2012.

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