Hello, we the [xxxxxxx] people at Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Hello, we the [xxxxxxx] people

Published by henderob October 25th, 2005 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

Hello, we the [xxxxxxx] people think that your theory is stupid, we think. that because people like you usa is a s screwed as it is, ur mom loves me and i reject her, OSAMA WILL EAT THE FSM!!!! How can people reach such a LOW LEVEL OF IQ to thinki that a flying spagetti monster created the universe?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, I’VE SEEN PEOPLE ON ACID SAY MORE REASONABLE THINGS THE FSM IS UGLY, THE TWO MEATBALLS LOOK LIKE TESTICLES.

p.s. do not try to convice people with yout stupidity, kill yourself and do a favor to all mankind.,

2p.s: Osama rules and all the world hates the usa

3p,s. America is a continent, not ur fucking country

20 Responses to “Hello, we the [xxxxxxx] people”

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1 Nick Aug 1st, 2006 at 10:14 am

I’m sure Osama doesn’t like you saying he eats testicles in front of everyone. That may be a private matter.

awkward
2 Nostradomus Sep 3rd, 2006 at 12:17 pm

“America is a continent, not ur fucking country”

Firstly, it’s called the United States of AMERICA.
Secondly, it’s called popular word.
3 Mythos Sep 3rd, 2006 at 4:39 pm

Looks like yet another idiot who is too stupid to understand the idealism behind the FSM. If you insist on attempting to send in hate mail at least try to be coherent in what you say and by all means please learn to either spell or to use a spell checker.
4 someone Sep 16th, 2006 at 5:20 pm

xxxxxx people?
what are you porn stars or sumthing?
5 The Sharpie Wizard Sep 16th, 2006 at 6:38 pm

Umm… how can you whine about our intelligence level when you can’t even make a coherent and understandable paragraph.

I’m not sure what you think of us but I know what I think of you. I think your grammar needs a LOT of work. Stay in school… or go back.
6 wow Sep 19th, 2006 at 5:42 pm

your such an idiot
you need to realize that america IS a country
stupidass
osamas in a fucking cave rite now
what a king he is, huh?
and why do you try to listen to what people on acid try to say?
the person on acid was probably your english teacher
7 ElmoTheStoner Sep 19th, 2006 at 5:46 pm

your comments only mock your own beliefs not ours. FSM watches all, even you. Quit letting the satanic meatball of doom tempt you! YOU MUST SEE THE LIGHT!
8 Quantum Sep 22nd, 2006 at 5:27 am

“How can people reach such a LOW LEVEL OF IQ”

Funny. That’s exactly what I’ve been thinking when I read this mail…
9 Werefox Alchemist Sep 30th, 2006 at 9:31 pm

…Woah. Dude, Al-quida is hate mailing Bobby… Dear Gods, we are all royally screwed.
…Not. Osama sucks.
10 Nowtheworldhasmeaning Nov 2nd, 2006 at 7:21 pm

I have to say that this is not a muslim posting the above, a muslim fundamentalist would believe that it was a sin to even read this website. and a none fundamentalist would not speak so highly of Osama (even if he thought highly of him) or be so stupid.
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This can only be a christian,
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Further evidence that it is not a muslim note the lack of mention of Mohammad, the guy posting does not even have the intelligence to research the people he is trying to be.
11 nikkiee Nov 2nd, 2006 at 7:41 pm

Nowtheworldhasmeaning
I agree. Just another wanker playing with themself!
12 Fr. Corpus Callosum Nov 2nd, 2006 at 7:56 pm

Yeah, Another Christian Wanker. Unless there are sheep around, then he plays with them.
13 Ozymandias Jan 1st, 2007 at 6:22 pm

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not ugly. He is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. I feel sorry for you. You will never bask in His glory. RAmen
14 wauvagnfjg Jun 21st, 2007 at 10:36 am

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15 Jadalader Aug 2nd, 2007 at 3:21 pm

The FSM rules! And he is not ugly! He Rocks!
16 Jade Aug 2nd, 2007 at 3:22 pm

If anyone wants to insult the FSM, please do so now. No one? Going once, going twice, three times… OK good.
17 Lord of the Pirate Fish Aug 2nd, 2007 at 3:44 pm

yeh, you muslim guys like killing stuff don’t you? so wy not kill yourselves. it would make the world a lot quieter.
18 El Peatieablo Sep 12th, 2007 at 4:46 pm

@Nowtheworldhasmeaning
You’re right. I was starting to think that if one of Bin Laden’s minions was hate mailing us we were probably considered a legit religion in the Muslim world. Sadly, this is just some fundie trying to insult two peaceful groups at the same time (FSM and Islam, not FSM and Al Qaeda, by the way).
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20 James D King of Pirates Apr 29th, 2008 at 8:18 am

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