I’m still waiting for my

Published by Bobby Henderson October 20th, 2005 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 11 Comments

I’m still waiting for my winter coat to grow so that I can know that I’ve fully acclimated to my surroundings ;you know,like my dog does.Obviously the apes have evolved more than us because they don’t have to make coverings for themselves anymore.It must be nice to be an ape and not have to worry about getting your zipper stuck. Paqtrick8

11 Responses to “I’m still waiting for my”

1 - Nostradomus - Sep 3rd, 2006

….what the frick are you smoking?

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2 - Darwin’s Monkey - Nov 3rd, 2006

“It must be nice to be an ape and not have to worry about getting your zipper stuck.”
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The fact that you spend your time worrying about getting your zipper stuck speaks volumes.

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3 - Davey Jones’ Slacker - Nov 3rd, 2006

It *is* nice to be an ape. I enjoy it immensely.

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4 - nikkiee - Nov 3rd, 2006

Paqtrick8
I think we all know what the 8 stands for Paqtrick.

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5 - Darwin’s Monkey - Nov 3rd, 2006

“Paqtrick8
I think we all know what the 8 stands for Paqtrick. ”
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Yeah the percentage he got on his science exam.

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6 - Commodore Angryy - Aug 13th, 2007

i’ve noticed in evolution, not even well known things like intelligence are present in all modern day humans. Pat8 has proven thes nicely.

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7 - El Peatieablo - Sep 12th, 2007

“Obviously the apes have evolved more than us because they don’t have to make coverings for themselves anymore.”
True, most apes don’t wear coats, but when was the last time you saw an ape in da UP, eh?
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P.S. Why are there no spaces after your periods? There are spaces after the regular words, but not the periods, so it’s not like your keyboard is broken. Grr… this is really grating at me.

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8 - Mike - Dec 7th, 2007

Please disregard my last comment, I found my own answer. There is a group on FaceBook that posted something about the Feast of Noodletide. Is this a legit Holiday?

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9 - James D King of Pirates - Apr 29th, 2008

someone should teach them to do up a zipper, i didnt know that kindergarten dropouts could write letters.

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10 - ME DUH - May 10th, 2008

I think he was trying to be funny, but I’m not quite sure…
Paqtrick8, we evolved to have no fur because primitive humans were nomadic hunter-gatherers, then later farmers, who left when the weather got too cold or too hot. Learn something about evolution before you make stupid posts.
And who the hell cares about your zipper?!? Seriously, what ARE you smoking?

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11 - Justin Lee - Jun 6th, 2008

someone likes it a little hairy, if ya know what i think :D

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