I’m still waiting for my winter coat to grow so that I can know that I’ve fully acclimated to my surroundings ;you know,like my dog does.Obviously the apes have evolved more than us because they don’t have to make coverings for themselves anymore.It must be nice to be an ape and not have to worry about getting your zipper stuck. Paqtrick8
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….what the frick are you smoking?
“It must be nice to be an ape and not have to worry about getting your zipper stuck.”
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The fact that you spend your time worrying about getting your zipper stuck speaks volumes.
It *is* nice to be an ape. I enjoy it immensely.
Paqtrick8
I think we all know what the 8 stands for Paqtrick.
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I think we all know what the 8 stands for Paqtrick. ”
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Yeah the percentage he got on his science exam.
i’ve noticed in evolution, not even well known things like intelligence are present in all modern day humans. Pat8 has proven thes nicely.
“Obviously the apes have evolved more than us because they don’t have to make coverings for themselves anymore.”
True, most apes don’t wear coats, but when was the last time you saw an ape in da UP, eh?
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P.S. Why are there no spaces after your periods? There are spaces after the regular words, but not the periods, so it’s not like your keyboard is broken. Grr… this is really grating at me.
Please disregard my last comment, I found my own answer. There is a group on FaceBook that posted something about the Feast of Noodletide. Is this a legit Holiday?
someone should teach them to do up a zipper, i didnt know that kindergarten dropouts could write letters.
I think he was trying to be funny, but I’m not quite sure…
Paqtrick8, we evolved to have no fur because primitive humans were nomadic hunter-gatherers, then later farmers, who left when the weather got too cold or too hot. Learn something about evolution before you make stupid posts.
And who the hell cares about your zipper?!? Seriously, what ARE you smoking?
someone likes it a little hairy, if ya know what i think :D