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I’m still waiting for my

Published by henderob October 20th, 2005 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

I’m still waiting for my winter coat to grow so that I can know that I’ve fully acclimated to my surroundings ;you know,like my dog does.Obviously the apes have evolved more than us because they don’t have to make coverings for themselves anymore.It must be nice to be an ape and not have to worry about getting your zipper stuck. Paqtrick8

9 Responses to “I'm still waiting for my”

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1 Nostradomus Sep 3rd, 2006 at 12:19 pm

….what the frick are you smoking?
2 Darwin's Monkey Nov 3rd, 2006 at 5:10 am

“It must be nice to be an ape and not have to worry about getting your zipper stuck.”
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The fact that you spend your time worrying about getting your zipper stuck speaks volumes.
3 Davey Jones' Slacker Nov 3rd, 2006 at 5:15 am

It *is* nice to be an ape. I enjoy it immensely.
4 nikkiee Nov 3rd, 2006 at 6:32 am

Paqtrick8
I think we all know what the 8 stands for Paqtrick.
5 Darwin's Monkey Nov 3rd, 2006 at 7:16 am

“Paqtrick8
I think we all know what the 8 stands for Paqtrick. ”
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Yeah the percentage he got on his science exam.
6 Commodore Angryy Aug 13th, 2007 at 4:44 am

i’ve noticed in evolution, not even well known things like intelligence are present in all modern day humans. Pat8 has proven thes nicely.
7 El Peatieablo Sep 12th, 2007 at 4:39 pm

“Obviously the apes have evolved more than us because they don’t have to make coverings for themselves anymore.”
True, most apes don’t wear coats, but when was the last time you saw an ape in da UP, eh?
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P.S. Why are there no spaces after your periods? There are spaces after the regular words, but not the periods, so it’s not like your keyboard is broken. Grr… this is really grating at me.
8 Mike Dec 7th, 2007 at 7:19 am

Please disregard my last comment, I found my own answer. There is a group on FaceBook that posted something about the Feast of Noodletide. Is this a legit Holiday?
9 James D King of Pirates Apr 29th, 2008 at 8:19 am

someone should teach them to do up a zipper, i didnt know that kindergarten dropouts could write letters.

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