Post this B*TCH Hey you ateist son of a b***h, you are a big A*****E! If this is a joke, you are so GAY. You know that you have pissed the hell out of a christian when I start cussing. You are so full of sh*t; how can you believe all this crap. Pardon my french, but you are such a big jacka$$ for believing this bullsh*t.Come on, dumb***, do you seriously think that a pile of s**t, sorry, spagetti would fly around and create a mountain, trees, and a midget??!! God created you and all of your “followers” and he can take you out just like that. You sound alot like what happened to satan. You and all of your followers are the ones that will go to hell. Just remember, WWJD Michael Hearn Go ahead…mock God. It’s one thing not to believe; it’s quite another to mock those who do.
Sad that one day you’ll be before the Lord, on your knees begging for forgiveness and a second chance.
All I can do is feel pity for you and pray that at some point you’ll have a conversion of heart; hopefully before it is too late.
Ray Bond
Atlanta
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“Hey you ateist son of a b***h, you are a big A*****E”
You poor, bigoted, derogatory fool.
Also idiot.
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“Sad that one day you’ll be before the Lord, on your knees begging for forgiveness and a second chance.
All I can do is feel pity for you and pray that at some point you’ll have a conversion of heart; hopefully before it is too late.”
Personally as far as I am concerned if the Christian god exists he can kiss my ass. You see if there is any truth to the bible in regards to the god and Satan it plainly shows that it is “god” not Satan who is evil & sadistic. No where in the bible did Satan ever lie or deceive humans, it was always “god” who lied continually deceiving those who followed him and torturing them in various ways. As such I would never bow down before such a being and beg for anything, let alone its pathetic forgiveness.
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U r rite Ray i believe u 100%..u people on here are so gay u guys need 2 grow up.GOD is real and hes the 1 whos created us.who do u think made the bible.people who have met god thats who!!!!!!!!!!!
Bye Ray,thanx for the saying this website aint rite at all
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Hey now! Seems that truly there is no devil. It *is* just god when he’s drunk, and here we have a major disciple (or two) to prove just that.
The wisdom of glorious noodlyness clears the mists.
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Didn’t Jesus say something about treating others with respect no matter what their beliefs were, what their opinions were etc etc. In fact, I believe jesus was all about Forgiveness and understanding… hmmmm
Looks like you’re going on a fast ride down under… and I dont mean Australia ;)
Ciao
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i’ve never been ashamed to be a christian, because i know that we’re all people and prone to doing dumb shit from time to time. but tonight i have been pushed to my limits, not by this site (which i think is funny, and if you really, truly, genuinely believe in the fsm, good on ya) but by the christians that have posted their ignorance and hate. jesus never forced anyone to believe, but let them follow him or not, as they would. so i’m sorry. i’m sorry for all of you who have had to read this, and for whom the already-tainted image of a christian has been further stained, and i’m sorry for all those that have posted their idiot, illogical, poorly-spelled arguments for having completely missed the boat of what jesus was getting at. understand that there are those of us out here who are intelligent enough to realize that our faith in god lacks proof, or it would be no faith at all.
also, ray bond from atlanta, if you mean ‘bitch,’ say ‘bitch.’ you won’t get any closer to heaven by asterixing your swears.
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“WWJD” Well, I don’t know what he WOULD do (beyond using proper grammar), but I can think of a few things he WOULDN’T do:
1) Call people who believed in something else names, and cuss them out.
2) Vote Republican.
3) Carry a gun.
4) Complain about “the hell” being pissed out of him. I’d think that’d be a good thing, wouldn’t that make you more heavenly?
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Have you ever noticed that the more a Christian on this site claims to hate us the worse his/her grammar seems to get? It baffles the muffins out of me.
I do so appreciate those such as raych who are not only a strong believe in their cause, but tolerant and acceptant of those of others. It is the overzealous ‘fundies’ that are the bane of religions world-wide.
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I’m happen to believe that IF Jesus exists, he’s laughing at all of this. (Either that or jerking off at it.)
Oh God! How DARE we have a little fun on this Earth?!
Lighten up, you “fundamentalist” bitchers.
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Ah yes profanity is always the sign of wit and capitalizing makes you worthy of note. Perhaps you would like some additional commas to further increase your impact? I do fear that I am an ateist because I have eaten noodly appendages in my life. The great one does give himself freely to the hungry so they may live. In your short three paragraphs you have insulted a religion, female dogs everywhere, a lifestyle style, a nationality, midgets and Satan. I thought Christians were suppose to be understanding people that turned the other cheek and did not judge others, that after all is God’s job. Does your god know you are threatening other gods and their followers in her name? Do you often do this? Have you no fear that perhaps your human brain can not understand all of a gods plans and you may in fact be standing in the way of your god’s biding? It is interesting that you mention a “conversion of heart” this conversion you speak of is it to turn us into warmongering close minded people? Haven’t we had enough of that for that last 2000 years? How many more people must die in your god’s name?
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Thank you Kat!
You know it’s a merciful god when his/her/its followers are most certain their god will damn us to an eternal suffering.
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It’s said that anger is an indication that a point has hit a little too close to home… As to burning in hell, if the Christian heaven is filled with people like this, I’ll take hell and count myself fortunate. However, unless I die an unexpected death, heaven and hell are a long way off. Until then, relax … have another beer… more pasta anyone?
RAmen.
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Know what would be cool?
Pasta made from beer!
or Beer made from pasta!
Sorry if this is blasphemious.
oh and I ***** YOUR **** **** WITH A ****** *** * ****** ON TUESDAY!
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From what I have seen on this site. Bible school is not big on grammer or spelling.
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Well, I for one am completely convinced. Yup. I think I’ll just go to the nearest evangelical church, stand up and be “saved”. I’m just ashamed of all these eloquent non-believers. I mean, whomever thought of questioning establishment? Ray, congratulations. Your brilliant, kind-hearted, empowering oratory has made a believer of me. What on earth were we THINKING, straying from God’s side? Tool.
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Ray Bond
Atlanta
You Big cock, do you seriously think Mary was a virgin? Or
That Jesus was resurrected?
Because if you do then you are GAY, in you own words, what a serious pile of shit the bible is, I mean come on us atheist have proven it wrong time and time again. The pope (Gods so called representative on Earth) even says that evolution is correct or in his words undeniable.
And what do the theists say, “Oh Jesus actually lived”
no one is denying he may have been a real person but Son of God, virgin birth, what total crap.
That is the best you guys have to offer, some weak crap that you actually got a name correct, well done!
The belief in God is basically whistling in the dark, it may give you cmfort but it is not true, Atheist sssk the truth not comfort.
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I’m fed up with this.
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God, I offer you a deal. Strike me down tonight. You were apparently happy to let ‘Doubting’ Tom stick his fingers in you (and who says God is a prude?) for proof. Convert a website full of sceptics, atheists and rag(u)heads by smiting me.
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Of course, God sees through my ploy. ‘They’re rational people, J’, he whines. ‘They’re infected with evil, evil, bad bad wrong common sense. You could have just died naturally in your sleep, they’ll say.’ Well, God, I’m feeling generous. Take Ray Bond and Katie, too. Katie’ll be cool with it – she’s met you before, after all. It’ll take Ray so long to string together a coherent thought that by the time he knows what’s going on he’ll have got used to the idea of being stuck in a heaven without a beer volcano. And, as for me – well, I asked for it.
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If Katie, Ray and I never post on here again: God got us. Maybe you all had better kiss the spaghetti goodbye after all. I may be languishing in pirate hell (where you’re shaved twice daily, everyone has two eyes and parrots shot on sight) but I’ll at least know I’ve pointed you in the direction of Truth.
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Sure, you noodlicious sceptics might argue that nothing is proven, because ranting, swearing, ast***sking, CAPTIALISING idiots usually seem to disappear after one post on here anyway (possibly having only managed to switch on their PCs in a one-off freak accident). But, whether you get a heaven out of it or not, at least you won’t be troubled by Ray ‘you b***hes are GAY’ Bond and Ka-’Ray’s so cool’-tiee anymore.
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I’m off to bed to try my luck with the reclusive creator. Sleep well, hope the bed gods don’t smite…
ArrrrrrrRAmen
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Jus**t w*nt*d to pl** wit* my sh***ft k*y
R*m*n
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oops! thats one * too many in shift. Oh what the hell ****(*$$$$@@@*&**#)
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What does ast***sking mean?
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Oh and the pope isnt god’s representative on earth, the Archbishop of Cantenbury is.
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Wait, no. Thats wrong too, its the patriarch of the orthodox church.
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Sorry, buggered up again, its one of the heads of the FSM knows how many Latter Day Saint churches.
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Or maybe its Presbyteries of the presbyterian churches. Or the International director of the world evangelical alliance, or or or…
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I’m confused
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All the asterisks. I think they are meant to imply serious substance? but I just wanted to play with the shift key.
RAmen
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Get this sh^t, you …… the purpose of religion is to explain what science cannot. Until man knows everything – including how to breathe life into a cadaver – there will be a place for religion. But religion must NOT be used to explain what science CAN.
Religion and Science each have a role and they need to make a deal between themselves, which the Pope has already done … but the MOTHERF****ERS with a teenie weenie brain cell who run governments in America DON’T GET IT.
Don’t poke fun at ID: poke fun at the NEANDERTHALS running America.
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The term religion encompasses a hell of a lot of different belief systems.
Organised religion has always struck me as a way of mind control over ignorant masses to achieve and maintain the power of those that perpetuate its myths and not as a spiritual balance to science.
You know like you do with mushrooms, keep them in the dark and feed them on BS.
What deal? Does your god (if indeed it actually exists) and the spaghetti monster agree to this deal?
I’ve read both the premises of Behe and William Dembski and……..POKE POKE :)
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And J post in the morning if you are still with us. May His Noodles guard you through the night.
RAmen
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I th*nk he sh*uld als* inc**de f**tno*es w*th t*e a*t*r*sks.
*you’re an idiot
*you’re still an idiot
*you’re not getting any less idiot-ish
*you spell it like this B-I-T-C-H. (I learned how to spell it early, I had to put my name on my school papers, you know.)
*asterisks are pretty, but maybe other symbols are in order… %&*#^%!@#*%)(#*@&@
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Gary, please remember, if ID is implemented, the end product are people like Bush, but the USA is not the only place where this occurs.
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Oh yeah, and its probably not that nice to call the people who run Mexico, Panama, Equador et al neanderthals. After all, Mexicans are people too!
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With cool hats
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And tequila
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S!r*y, I m@^nt T%q*~l#
RAm:)
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Spooky. Some of the letters in my post turned blue. A message from his noodliness perhaps?
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The @ made them blue. EMAILME@HOTPIRATES.ORG. See? On second thought, I like your explanation better. Noodly hijinks be afoot!
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It’s because the ‘@’ is clearly a character written in Alphabetti Spaghetti. ‘Tis the alpha of the NoodLord’s holy scripture. A revel@tion in every can.
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Oh, P.S. – I’m *still* not dead, bizarrely. Although, it was early in the am here when I wrote that post, so there’s still a chance that He’s waiting until tonight to lay down some smiting.
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Thanks for the prayer, Nickiee. Y’re a rare sweet soul and a fair heart, so y’are.
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R@men
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M*yb^ th# s%mb@ls are @ way to avo%d sp*l$ing er$ors
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Still going strong, by the way. Challenge over, apparently unsmitten. Guess you get to keep Ray and Katiee, too.
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Great to see you are still here J. Th@ts another one for the FSM :)
Thanks for the info on @. I like it
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Hey guys I came across a couple of posts in the acrchives last night. Examples are the following:
Published by henderob November 1st, 2005 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).
I just saw your fucking website and you have to be the most screwed up mother fucker out there……………If i ever meet up with you or one of your “followers†I will beat the living fucking hell out of them.
Hope you have the most fucked up life with your FSM beliving dumbass girlfriend that you get one day. MAYBE!! When that girl comes along and belives this shitn then she will be just as stupoid as your ass. Have a good day and hope that you have really fucked up kids. God Bless!
sherlet davis (My abreviation of post. Nikkiee)
LISTEN DUMBASS YOU THINK THAT
Published by henderob November 25th, 2005 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 4 Comments
LISTEN DUMBASS YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE SO COOL BECAUSE YOU THINK SOME PUSSY SPAGHETTI MONSTER RULES THE FUCKING WORLD YOU STUPID FUCK YOU NEED TO FIND JESUS YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. IF I WERE YOU I WOULD TAKE MY ASS IN TO ON COMMING TRAFFIC AND LET EVERYBODY KILL YOUR ASS. AND YOU
BETTER PRAY […]
What I’d like to know is… is this particular kind of verbal venom taught to kids at a particualar brand of “church” or is it common in all the fundamentalist ones or is it just common to certain geographical areas?
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well.. its what happens anywhere you get people teaching that blind faith is superior to reasoned thought.
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After all, if you know god loves you, why should you care about constructing a polite, logical argument, when you can just spew bile in the sure knowledge you’ll go to heaven in the end?
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Aww, we’re just like Satan. that means we have beaty comparable to god.
and as i’ve heard, god lves all people. is that why he sends half of them to hell?
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It’s a pity that people actually seem to think that they can change a person’s belief just by swearing.
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wow every christian ever must be mad all the time because they swear.
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$er*ou$ly th# $y%b0l$ @r# $0 $t^p*d. #ut t%ey @r# f^n t0 typ#.
Poor guy. Another mind sucked out by the bible thumping zombies.
I’m praying for you. Maybe the FSM will forgive you.
RAmen.
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I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.
-Mahatma Ghandi
I’d like to thank Raych for reminding us that the above quote isn’t always true, just from the ones we hear from most of the time.
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