Post this B*TCH Hey you ateist son of a b***h, you are a big A*****E! If this is a joke, you are so GAY. You know that you have pissed the hell out of a christian when I start cussing. You are so full of sh*t; how can you believe all this crap. Pardon my french, but you are such a big jacka$$ for believing this bullsh*t.Come on, dumb***, do you seriously think that a pile of s**t, sorry, spagetti would fly around and create a mountain, trees, and a midget??!! God created you and all of your “followers” and he can take you out just like that. You sound alot like what happened to satan. You and all of your followers are the ones that will go to hell. Just remember, WWJD Michael Hearn Go ahead…mock God. It’s one thing not to believe; it’s quite another to mock those who do.
Sad that one day you’ll be before the Lord, on your knees begging for forgiveness and a second chance.
All I can do is feel pity for you and pray that at some point you’ll have a conversion of heart; hopefully before it is too late.
Ray Bond
Atlanta
“Hey you ateist son of a b***h, you are a big A*****E”
You poor, bigoted, derogatory fool.
Also idiot.
“Sad that one day you’ll be before the Lord, on your knees begging for forgiveness and a second chance.
All I can do is feel pity for you and pray that at some point you’ll have a conversion of heart; hopefully before it is too late.”
Personally as far as I am concerned if the Christian god exists he can kiss my ass. You see if there is any truth to the bible in regards to the god and Satan it plainly shows that it is “god” not Satan who is evil & sadistic. No where in the bible did Satan ever lie or deceive humans, it was always “god” who lied continually deceiving those who followed him and torturing them in various ways. As such I would never bow down before such a being and beg for anything, let alone its pathetic forgiveness.
U r rite Ray i believe u 100%..u people on here are so gay u guys need 2 grow up.GOD is real and hes the 1 whos created us.who do u think made the bible.people who have met god thats who!!!!!!!!!!!
Bye Ray,thanx for the saying this website aint rite at all
Hey now! Seems that truly there is no devil. It *is* just god when he’s drunk, and here we have a major disciple (or two) to prove just that.
The wisdom of glorious noodlyness clears the mists.
Didn’t Jesus say something about treating others with respect no matter what their beliefs were, what their opinions were etc etc. In fact, I believe jesus was all about Forgiveness and understanding… hmmmm
Looks like you’re going on a fast ride down under… and I dont mean Australia ;)
Ciao
i’ve never been ashamed to be a christian, because i know that we’re all people and prone to doing dumb shit from time to time. but tonight i have been pushed to my limits, not by this site (which i think is funny, and if you really, truly, genuinely believe in the fsm, good on ya) but by the christians that have posted their ignorance and hate. jesus never forced anyone to believe, but let them follow him or not, as they would. so i’m sorry. i’m sorry for all of you who have had to read this, and for whom the already-tainted image of a christian has been further stained, and i’m sorry for all those that have posted their idiot, illogical, poorly-spelled arguments for having completely missed the boat of what jesus was getting at. understand that there are those of us out here who are intelligent enough to realize that our faith in god lacks proof, or it would be no faith at all.
also, ray bond from atlanta, if you mean ‘bitch,’ say ‘bitch.’ you won’t get any closer to heaven by asterixing your swears.
“WWJD” Well, I don’t know what he WOULD do (beyond using proper grammar), but I can think of a few things he WOULDN’T do:
1) Call people who believed in something else names, and cuss them out.
2) Vote Republican.
3) Carry a gun.
4) Complain about “the hell” being pissed out of him. I’d think that’d be a good thing, wouldn’t that make you more heavenly?
Have you ever noticed that the more a Christian on this site claims to hate us the worse his/her grammar seems to get? It baffles the muffins out of me.
I do so appreciate those such as raych who are not only a strong believe in their cause, but tolerant and acceptant of those of others. It is the overzealous ‘fundies’ that are the bane of religions world-wide.
I’m happen to believe that IF Jesus exists, he’s laughing at all of this. (Either that or jerking off at it.)
Oh God! How DARE we have a little fun on this Earth?!
Lighten up, you “fundamentalist” bitchers.
Ah yes profanity is always the sign of wit and capitalizing makes you worthy of note. Perhaps you would like some additional commas to further increase your impact? I do fear that I am an ateist because I have eaten noodly appendages in my life. The great one does give himself freely to the hungry so they may live. In your short three paragraphs you have insulted a religion, female dogs everywhere, a lifestyle style, a nationality, midgets and Satan. I thought Christians were suppose to be understanding people that turned the other cheek and did not judge others, that after all is God’s job. Does your god know you are threatening other gods and their followers in her name? Do you often do this? Have you no fear that perhaps your human brain can not understand all of a gods plans and you may in fact be standing in the way of your god’s biding? It is interesting that you mention a “conversion of heart” this conversion you speak of is it to turn us into warmongering close minded people? Haven’t we had enough of that for that last 2000 years? How many more people must die in your god’s name?
Thank you Kat!
You know it’s a merciful god when his/her/its followers are most certain their god will damn us to an eternal suffering.
It’s said that anger is an indication that a point has hit a little too close to home… As to burning in hell, if the Christian heaven is filled with people like this, I’ll take hell and count myself fortunate. However, unless I die an unexpected death, heaven and hell are a long way off. Until then, relax … have another beer… more pasta anyone?
RAmen.
Know what would be cool?
Pasta made from beer!
or Beer made from pasta!
Sorry if this is blasphemious.
oh and I ***** YOUR **** **** WITH A ****** *** * ****** ON TUESDAY!
From what I have seen on this site. Bible school is not big on grammer or spelling.
Well, I for one am completely convinced. Yup. I think I’ll just go to the nearest evangelical church, stand up and be “saved”. I’m just ashamed of all these eloquent non-believers. I mean, whomever thought of questioning establishment? Ray, congratulations. Your brilliant, kind-hearted, empowering oratory has made a believer of me. What on earth were we THINKING, straying from God’s side? Tool.
Ray Bond
Atlanta
You Big cock, do you seriously think Mary was a virgin? Or
That Jesus was resurrected?
Because if you do then you are GAY, in you own words, what a serious pile of shit the bible is, I mean come on us atheist have proven it wrong time and time again. The pope (Gods so called representative on Earth) even says that evolution is correct or in his words undeniable.
And what do the theists say, “Oh Jesus actually lived”
no one is denying he may have been a real person but Son of God, virgin birth, what total crap.
That is the best you guys have to offer, some weak crap that you actually got a name correct, well done!
The belief in God is basically whistling in the dark, it may give you cmfort but it is not true, Atheist sssk the truth not comfort.
I’m fed up with this.
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God, I offer you a deal. Strike me down tonight. You were apparently happy to let ‘Doubting’ Tom stick his fingers in you (and who says God is a prude?) for proof. Convert a website full of sceptics, atheists and rag(u)heads by smiting me.
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Of course, God sees through my ploy. ‘They’re rational people, J’, he whines. ‘They’re infected with evil, evil, bad bad wrong common sense. You could have just died naturally in your sleep, they’ll say.’ Well, God, I’m feeling generous. Take Ray Bond and Katie, too. Katie’ll be cool with it - she’s met you before, after all. It’ll take Ray so long to string together a coherent thought that by the time he knows what’s going on he’ll have got used to the idea of being stuck in a heaven without a beer volcano. And, as for me - well, I asked for it.
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If Katie, Ray and I never post on here again: God got us. Maybe you all had better kiss the spaghetti goodbye after all. I may be languishing in pirate hell (where you’re shaved twice daily, everyone has two eyes and parrots shot on sight) but I’ll at least know I’ve pointed you in the direction of Truth.
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Sure, you noodlicious sceptics might argue that nothing is proven, because ranting, swearing, ast***sking, CAPTIALISING idiots usually seem to disappear after one post on here anyway (possibly having only managed to switch on their PCs in a one-off freak accident). But, whether you get a heaven out of it or not, at least you won’t be troubled by Ray ‘you b***hes are GAY’ Bond and Ka-’Ray’s so cool’-tiee anymore.
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I’m off to bed to try my luck with the reclusive creator. Sleep well, hope the bed gods don’t smite…
ArrrrrrrRAmen
Jus**t w*nt*d to pl** wit* my sh***ft k*y
R*m*n
oops! thats one * too many in shift. Oh what the hell ****(*$$$$@@@*&**#)
What does ast***sking mean?
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Oh and the pope isnt god’s representative on earth, the Archbishop of Cantenbury is.
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Wait, no. Thats wrong too, its the patriarch of the orthodox church.
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Sorry, buggered up again, its one of the heads of the FSM knows how many Latter Day Saint churches.
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Or maybe its Presbyteries of the presbyterian churches. Or the International director of the world evangelical alliance, or or or…
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I’m confused