Post this B*TCH Hey you ateist son of a b***h, you are a big A*****E! If this is a joke, you are so GAY. You know that you have pissed the hell out of a christian when I start cussing. You are so full of sh*t; how can you believe all this crap. Pardon my french, but you are such a big jacka$$ for believing this bullsh*t.Come on, dumb***, do you seriously think that a pile of s**t, sorry, spagetti would fly around and create a mountain, trees, and a midget??!! God created you and all of your “followers” and he can take you out just like that. You sound alot like what happened to satan. You and all of your followers are the ones that will go to hell. Just remember, WWJD Michael Hearn Go ahead…mock God. It’s one thing not to believe; it’s quite another to mock those who do.
Sad that one day you’ll be before the Lord, on your knees begging for forgiveness and a second chance.
All I can do is feel pity for you and pray that at some point you’ll have a conversion of heart; hopefully before it is too late.
Ray Bond
Atlanta
All the asterisks. I think they are meant to imply serious substance? but I just wanted to play with the shift key.
RAmen
Get this sh^t, you …… the purpose of religion is to explain what science cannot. Until man knows everything - including how to breathe life into a cadaver - there will be a place for religion. But religion must NOT be used to explain what science CAN.
Religion and Science each have a role and they need to make a deal between themselves, which the Pope has already done … but the MOTHERF****ERS with a teenie weenie brain cell who run governments in America DON’T GET IT.
Don’t poke fun at ID: poke fun at the NEANDERTHALS running America.
The term religion encompasses a hell of a lot of different belief systems.
Organised religion has always struck me as a way of mind control over ignorant masses to achieve and maintain the power of those that perpetuate its myths and not as a spiritual balance to science.
You know like you do with mushrooms, keep them in the dark and feed them on BS.
What deal? Does your god (if indeed it actually exists) and the spaghetti monster agree to this deal?
I’ve read both the premises of Behe and William Dembski and……..POKE POKE :)
And J post in the morning if you are still with us. May His Noodles guard you through the night.
RAmen
I th*nk he sh*uld als* inc**de f**tno*es w*th t*e a*t*r*sks.
*you’re an idiot
*you’re still an idiot
*you’re not getting any less idiot-ish
*you spell it like this B-I-T-C-H. (I learned how to spell it early, I had to put my name on my school papers, you know.)
*asterisks are pretty, but maybe other symbols are in order… %&*#^%!@#*%)(#*@&@
Gary, please remember, if ID is implemented, the end product are people like Bush, but the USA is not the only place where this occurs.
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Oh yeah, and its probably not that nice to call the people who run Mexico, Panama, Equador et al neanderthals. After all, Mexicans are people too!
With cool hats
And tequila
S!r*y, I m@^nt T%q*~l#
RAm:)
Spooky. Some of the letters in my post turned blue. A message from his noodliness perhaps?
The @ made them blue. EMAILME@HOTPIRATES.ORG. See? On second thought, I like your explanation better. Noodly hijinks be afoot!
It’s because the ‘@’ is clearly a character written in Alphabetti Spaghetti. ‘Tis the alpha of the NoodLord’s holy scripture. A revel@tion in every can.
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Oh, P.S. - I’m *still* not dead, bizarrely. Although, it was early in the am here when I wrote that post, so there’s still a chance that He’s waiting until tonight to lay down some smiting.
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Thanks for the prayer, Nickiee. Y’re a rare sweet soul and a fair heart, so y’are.
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R@men
M*yb^ th# s%mb@ls are @ way to avo%d sp*l$ing er$ors
Still going strong, by the way. Challenge over, apparently unsmitten. Guess you get to keep Ray and Katiee, too.
Great to see you are still here J. Th@ts another one for the FSM :)
Thanks for the info on @. I like it
Hey guys I came across a couple of posts in the acrchives last night. Examples are the following:
Published by henderob November 1st, 2005 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).
I just saw your fucking website and you have to be the most screwed up mother fucker out there……………If i ever meet up with you or one of your “followers†I will beat the living fucking hell out of them.
Hope you have the most fucked up life with your FSM beliving dumbass girlfriend that you get one day. MAYBE!! When that girl comes along and belives this shitn then she will be just as stupoid as your ass. Have a good day and hope that you have really fucked up kids. God Bless!
sherlet davis (My abreviation of post. Nikkiee)
LISTEN DUMBASS YOU THINK THAT
Published by henderob November 25th, 2005 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 4 Comments
LISTEN DUMBASS YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE SO COOL BECAUSE YOU THINK SOME PUSSY SPAGHETTI MONSTER RULES THE FUCKING WORLD YOU STUPID FUCK YOU NEED TO FIND JESUS YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. IF I WERE YOU I WOULD TAKE MY ASS IN TO ON COMMING TRAFFIC AND LET EVERYBODY KILL YOUR ASS. AND YOU
BETTER PRAY […]
What I’d like to know is… is this particular kind of verbal venom taught to kids at a particualar brand of “church” or is it common in all the fundamentalist ones or is it just common to certain geographical areas?
well.. its what happens anywhere you get people teaching that blind faith is superior to reasoned thought.
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After all, if you know god loves you, why should you care about constructing a polite, logical argument, when you can just spew bile in the sure knowledge you’ll go to heaven in the end?
Aww, we’re just like Satan. that means we have beaty comparable to god.
and as i’ve heard, god lves all people. is that why he sends half of them to hell?
It’s a pity that people actually seem to think that they can change a person’s belief just by swearing.
wow every christian ever must be mad all the time because they swear.