noodle God,
Take your heresy
and
put it UP_YOUR_JESUS
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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I don’t put anything up my jesus!
Take your god and shove it
I ain’t worshipin’ here no more
ROTFLMAO!!! Nice one Cap’n Annie.
“I will not get all the pasta
I’ve been cookin’ for…”
I don’t have a Jesus! If you would be so kind to buy me one, then I would be able to put it up my Jesus. Meanwhile, I’ll be shoveling the bullshit that just poured onto my screen back up YOUR Jesus’s mouth.
hah whose a heritic now? replacing the word ass with jesus.