GOD is the third element of existence.” GOD is the Soul and the Consciousness of The Universe (and the soul cannot be harmed by any form of matter and energy, and the-soul doesn’t die). The Soul of GOD is the invisible “existence-field-ether” that saturates into and throughout matter, energy, and living existence; to stabilize it; to design and create with it; and to control its natural state of chaos and disorder. Matter and energy is the “canvas” that GOD creates upon, GOD joined matter and energy together to create life, and GOD created humankind to become His Authority over life and the living things he created here. Humankind is created to be unified and connected with everything, including GOD. As a living soul/consciousness, humankind can define our own soul as an invisible entity that is the information-processing activity of our brain, that gives us the ability to understand everything, that gives us our ability of idea imagination; and, our soul does create our own unique character and individuality. When we evolve our conscious-mind to give value to the higher elements of love, faith, and belief, we will discover that GOD has been there waiting for humankind to give value to HIS-Love for us. Humankind is a living-consciousness, the Garden of Eden was Heaven on earth, and if humankind will do what GOD would do, if GOD was here, we will become GOD’S Living-Self, in reality. What Humankind should become, is what GOD is, because we are supposed to be the-proof of the existence of GOD!
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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BWAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA…. no really, your serious aren’t you?
1. Please provide evidence that any of the following stated exist(ed).
a. Consciousness of The Universe
b. GOD
c. invisible “existence-field-ether†(lol)
d. Garden of Eden
e….you know…
Its really not worth the time or effort your argument makes no rational sense at all. Never in your meandering train of ill-logic prose did you come close to something that is in the least analogues to our reality. Its a long rambling rhetorical edifice about nothing, but your own inane wishful thinking. Please take your medications and go back to sleep you dolt.
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according to the periodic table, the third element is Lithium. is god justs a huge lump of lithium. yea man, everybody pray to lithium.
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ether? hadn’t alchemists given up on the whole idea of ether even during John Dee’s lifetime?
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your hypothesis is entertaining to read, whoever you are, but it really is an enormous load of bullshit. maybe you also believe that when you die, you’ll be made the god of your own planet? won’t that be fun!
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WOW! That has to be the best theory that I have ever heard, now come up with your own religion and I might convert.
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@GOD is the third element
‘As a living soul/consciousness, humankind can define our own soul as an invisible entity that is the information-processing activity of our brain’.
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And your theory of neurotransmitter interactions (blueprinted by genes) and their effect on the perception, mood and information-processing activity of the brain, would be what?
RAmen
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Are all biochemists (ect) who can manipulate this brain information processing via adjustment of biochemical levels and therefore interactions, therefore gods.
RAmen
ps Nice try though.
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Oh….can’t resist! Magic mushrooms (psilocybin) alter ones consciousness/ awareness of ones soul. Is this god of yours a mushroom?
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By the five elements of alchemy, the third element is fire. Spirit is the element of consciousness and would therefore be the fifth element—if I was counting.
RAmen
MJK
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Hell. This is desperation. This was posted Oct 5, 2005?
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Please send hate mail. Now!
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@Alchemist
Oh…bugga. Still it’s one of the more interesting ‘theories’. I wonder whose ‘group’ it belongs to?
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What’s worse is that we’re both hanging around the thread with hope in our hearts.
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Nikkiee—”I wonder whose ‘group’ it belongs to?”
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Sounds similar to that Deepak Chopra crap. Has anyone read his comments on Dawkin’s “The God Delusion”?
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Mag John
Is that this one?
Spirituality Eastern View of God and Religion Is God a Zero?
In the beginning there was Nothing. Space was great void. Time stood still.
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http://www.boloji.com/spirituality/084.htm
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“God infused Life into Space”
“……Life is Energy. When God infused Life into Space it was filled with Energy that flowed from outside the sphere, that is the Space Beyond. The original Source is, therefore, a self- perpetuating and self-generating power house much like the Sun. Unlike the Sun and the stars it is self-created and inexhaustible, permanent and unchanging. If this is also a creative effort of someone, then He is God……”
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Sounds similar!
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I believe the the elements go in this order.
Earth
Fire
Wind
Water
Heart
Forming not God but Captian Planet.
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“The Soul of GOD is the invisible “existence-field-ether—
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Ummm… that’s good then. The ether (as a physics concept) was conclusively disproved in the Michelson-Morley experiments.
Hence, IF god = ether,
and ether = proved beyond reasonable doubt,
:. god = proved beyond reasonable doubt.
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Jingles
Likes science, with bells on.
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Argh… disproved… DISproved!!!
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Sorry.
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@BreaktheSpell Dec 12th, 2006 at 9:12 pm
‘I believe the the elements go in this order.’
Earth
Fire
Wind
Water
Heart
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x wrong!
1. Spaghetti Monster
2. Earth….
ect
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@Mad John Kidd Dec 12th, 2006 at 4:50 pm
‘Sounds similar to that Deepak Chopra crap. Has anyone read his comments on Dawkin’s “The God Delusion” ‘
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Ahh…..I thought I’d seen a similar speel somewhere recently.
RAmen
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How is it that this post was made more than a year ago, yet all 18 comments were made in the last 24 hours?
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Sounds like a ressurection to me!
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I’ve come accross some beautiful hate mail, almost devoid of comments, in the past posts archives. The number of posts per day now just shows that you jeebus freaks are losing badly! Prophet Bobby probably posted it in sympathy for us and to keep us sharp.
RAmen
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yeah, it seems that the Jeebus crowd is finally becoming exhausted with regards to FSM. a crying shame, really.
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You never know, they may just be busy building mangers at this time of year. Or maybe schools out and they have no computers. If they keep this up we’ll have to find some YECs/ID sites and remind them we are here.
RAmen
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PZ Myers over at Pharygula has been commenting on Chopra’s drivelous comments on Dawkin’s latest work. Here is the most recent response:
http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2006/12/its_never_going_to_end.php
RAmen
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@ Nikki
Ooooh, you said “naked DNA” on the KS Board thread.
Can hardly wait for your lecture on “Temerate and Lytic Viral Bacteriophages”.
Take me to school, your lurveliness….
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@Mad John.
‘Ooooh, you said “naked DNA†on the KS Board thread.’
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Oh dear…hahaha
I think I remembered reading some of this Chopra guys posts on the Dawkins or FSM threads. But the poster name Mathews sticks in my mind though. Maybe he is a devotee of same rubbish? Couldn’t read through all his posts though, (as I didn’t use enough anti-melt prior!) so I don’t know if it is the same spout or not.
PZ Myers comments about the anti-science made me sure I’ve read some of the posts (somewhere) though.
RAmen
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though….though….though?? I think I may be a little sunstruck tonight.
RAmen
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No worries, I knew what you meant…though.
RAmen
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@ Wench Nikkiee
Dec 12th, 2006 at 4:37 pm
‘Oh….can’t resist! Magic mushrooms (psilocybin) alter ones consciousness/ awareness of ones soul. Is this god of yours a mushroom?’
As I understand it certain bits of the bibel were written under the influence of mind altering substances, Revelations being the obvious one. A lot of the other stuff that makes no sense was probably also written while high as a kite.
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Yeah Jon E
It’s funny how every generation thinks they are the ones who invented mind altering drugs. My father told me that when he was over in places like Borneo, during WWII,
that natives had posts clad in hemp which they lit. The posts just smouldered away continuously. Probably kept the mosquitoes away too! Poppies have been fairly popular down through the ages as well. I saw ‘History of the World: Part 1′ and the Romans were doing it there too. ;)
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Also, both Daytura and Peyote are known to evoke visions of netherworld entities.
Just about every mind/conscious altering substancce is associated with it’s own characteristic effect on us monkeys.
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Most use of psychoactive substances by primitive cultures have occurred among shamanistic peoples that were experiencing a serious decline in their way of life; such as the threat of more advanced civilizations encroaching on their habitat. It was usually seen as a last resort into finding a way to preserve their dying culture. The use of said substances became more prevelant as civilizations became more agrarian and the development of leisure time .
RAmen
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wow, I see someone read the necronomicon over this one. I wish the fuddies and spiritual bullshitters would have the common decency to send us some more bollocks to slater, then we wouldn’t be reduced to this
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@Beastly Rich
Oh come on Beastly Rich, we haven’t been reduced to licking toads and sqashing grapes again yet. (yet!)
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speak for yourself, watermelon!
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@Anonymous Fundamentalist
“God” is a proper noun, not an acronym. You only need to capitalize the “G”. Rather than insult your incomplete knowledge of the rules of the English language, however, I’ll simply redefine your god, namely “GOD”, as “Goofy Obsolete and Dumb” and let your capitalization stand correct.
-Avatar of Reason
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@Beastly Rich
’speak for yourself, watermelon’
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Hmm…..toads fermented in rum infused watermelons…..yum yum.
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Thanks Nikkiee!
Hahaha, there is even a mention of licking toads in this thread!
Crap, and they say there is no heaven???
Poor poor fools!
May they go to sleep and never, never dream again!
Ramen
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Oh, speaking of psychoactives, I gotta throw in a favourite of the Westralian hippy community; Salvia Divanorum (Divonorum maybe).
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Can be chewed or smoked, is highly potent, and in the majority of cases, causes the user to believe s/he has encountered a divine entity, usually female, that is linked to the plant, known as Ska Maria Pastora, or the Sheperdhess.
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I thought I’d tried that myself,
This one time… I thought I was talking to Stevie Nicks.
But like all the other times, I was just drunk.
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@Jingles
Cool Jingles. I’ll take the name and have a look at that one sometime. I really enjoy looking into active compounds in plants, whether they have a medicinal properties or otherwise. What sort of plant is it? shrub, herb, tree or vine ect? You guys, over there, have got some really different stuff to us over here on the north east coast.
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@Peter Popoff
Poor, poor baby ;)
RAmen
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Um… small bush I think. For a good description, try http://www.erowid.org/plants/salvia/salvia.shtml
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3rd? God is made of lithium?
Cool, which isotope?
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