GOD is the third element of existence.” GOD is the Soul and the Consciousness of The Universe (and the soul cannot be harmed by any form of matter and energy, and the-soul doesn’t die). The Soul of GOD is the invisible “existence-field-ether” that saturates into and throughout matter, energy, and living existence; to stabilize it; to design and create with it; and to control its natural state of chaos and disorder. Matter and energy is the “canvas” that GOD creates upon, GOD joined matter and energy together to create life, and GOD created humankind to become His Authority over life and the living things he created here. Humankind is created to be unified and connected with everything, including GOD. As a living soul/consciousness, humankind can define our own soul as an invisible entity that is the information-processing activity of our brain, that gives us the ability to understand everything, that gives us our ability of idea imagination; and, our soul does create our own unique character and individuality. When we evolve our conscious-mind to give value to the higher elements of love, faith, and belief, we will discover that GOD has been there waiting for humankind to give value to HIS-Love for us. Humankind is a living-consciousness, the Garden of Eden was Heaven on earth, and if humankind will do what GOD would do, if GOD was here, we will become GOD’S Living-Self, in reality. What Humankind should become, is what GOD is, because we are supposed to be the-proof of the existence of GOD!
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
BWAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA…. no really, your serious aren’t you?
1. Please provide evidence that any of the following stated exist(ed).
a. Consciousness of The Universe
b. GOD
c. invisible “existence-field-ether†(lol)
d. Garden of Eden
e….you know…
Its really not worth the time or effort your argument makes no rational sense at all. Never in your meandering train of ill-logic prose did you come close to something that is in the least analogues to our reality. Its a long rambling rhetorical edifice about nothing, but your own inane wishful thinking. Please take your medications and go back to sleep you dolt.
according to the periodic table, the third element is Lithium. is god justs a huge lump of lithium. yea man, everybody pray to lithium.
ether? hadn’t alchemists given up on the whole idea of ether even during John Dee’s lifetime?
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your hypothesis is entertaining to read, whoever you are, but it really is an enormous load of bullshit. maybe you also believe that when you die, you’ll be made the god of your own planet? won’t that be fun!
WOW! That has to be the best theory that I have ever heard, now come up with your own religion and I might convert.
@GOD is the third element
‘As a living soul/consciousness, humankind can define our own soul as an invisible entity that is the information-processing activity of our brain’.
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And your theory of neurotransmitter interactions (blueprinted by genes) and their effect on the perception, mood and information-processing activity of the brain, would be what?
RAmen
Are all biochemists (ect) who can manipulate this brain information processing via adjustment of biochemical levels and therefore interactions, therefore gods.
RAmen
ps Nice try though.
Oh….can’t resist! Magic mushrooms (psilocybin) alter ones consciousness/ awareness of ones soul. Is this god of yours a mushroom?
By the five elements of alchemy, the third element is fire. Spirit is the element of consciousness and would therefore be the fifth element—if I was counting.
RAmen
MJK
Hell. This is desperation. This was posted Oct 5, 2005?
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Please send hate mail. Now!
@Alchemist
Oh…bugga. Still it’s one of the more interesting ‘theories’. I wonder whose ‘group’ it belongs to?
What’s worse is that we’re both hanging around the thread with hope in our hearts.
Nikkiee—”I wonder whose ‘group’ it belongs to?”
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Sounds similar to that Deepak Chopra crap. Has anyone read his comments on Dawkin’s “The God Delusion”?
Mag John
Is that this one?
Spirituality Eastern View of God and Religion Is God a Zero?
In the beginning there was Nothing. Space was great void. Time stood still.
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http://www.boloji.com/spirituality/084.htm
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“God infused Life into Space”
“……Life is Energy. When God infused Life into Space it was filled with Energy that flowed from outside the sphere, that is the Space Beyond. The original Source is, therefore, a self- perpetuating and self-generating power house much like the Sun. Unlike the Sun and the stars it is self-created and inexhaustible, permanent and unchanging. If this is also a creative effort of someone, then He is God……”
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Sounds similar!
I believe the the elements go in this order.
Earth
Fire
Wind
Water
Heart
Forming not God but Captian Planet.
“The Soul of GOD is the invisible “existence-field-ether—
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Ummm… that’s good then. The ether (as a physics concept) was conclusively disproved in the Michelson-Morley experiments.
Hence, IF god = ether,
and ether = proved beyond reasonable doubt,
:. god = proved beyond reasonable doubt.
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Jingles
Likes science, with bells on.
Argh… disproved… DISproved!!!
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Sorry.
@BreaktheSpell Dec 12th, 2006 at 9:12 pm
‘I believe the the elements go in this order.’
Earth
Fire
Wind
Water
Heart
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x wrong!
1. Spaghetti Monster
2. Earth….
ect
@Mad John Kidd Dec 12th, 2006 at 4:50 pm
‘Sounds similar to that Deepak Chopra crap. Has anyone read his comments on Dawkin’s “The God Delusion” ‘
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Ahh…..I thought I’d seen a similar speel somewhere recently.
RAmen
How is it that this post was made more than a year ago, yet all 18 comments were made in the last 24 hours?
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Sounds like a ressurection to me!
I’ve come accross some beautiful hate mail, almost devoid of comments, in the past posts archives. The number of posts per day now just shows that you jeebus freaks are losing badly! Prophet Bobby probably posted it in sympathy for us and to keep us sharp.
RAmen