Bobby, Firstly, i would be at Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Bobby, Firstly, i would be

Published by henderob October 5th, 2005 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

Bobby,

Firstly, i would be lying if i said i understood anything about this religion, however whilst i agree with many that you are all probably insane,delluded or stoned, i cant deny that what you believe in must be respected, after all dont we all wish our beliefs to be respected? Iam not that much of a religious person, though do believe in a god, and whos to say what god looks like?? And i admit the christian view of a god that is benevolant, yet allows suffering, does seem like the rest of the religion, to have loop holes. Just in your case , your god is a bowl of pasta, which i admit is not the best thing in trying to get people to take you seriously. However i do believe very strongly in science and so cannot agree with you on your “interpretations” of how pirates stop global warming, it seems as if your trying to do good through superfluous means, its like saying eat cheese and the sun will never burn out…it jus doesnt work . Still best of luck to you all - sam goddard

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1 Nikkkolay (formerly tha beast from tha east) Mar 16th, 2007 at 3:44 pm

tnx, i appreciate you not cussing us out regardless of the fact that you dont understand its satire (i know its hard), but look at scientology, perhaps THAT started out as a joke as well?

3rd comment virginity taken in 1 day! XD
2 Zankou Aug 26th, 2007 at 9:16 am

Lol…he thinks we’re serious…
3 Alchemist Aug 26th, 2007 at 9:53 am

Hahahahaha! Good call Zankou! This thread is perfect to resurrect!
4 Red DutchPasta Wench Aug 26th, 2007 at 10:57 am

Zankou, aren’t we ?? Damn, nobody told me ;)
5 ۞ Aug 26th, 2007 at 12:25 pm

What! You mean Silver and Bronze have been lying here unclaimed for all that time!
6 Alchemist Aug 26th, 2007 at 12:52 pm

Hey - Yeah, I got a Bronze for the UK. Kinda par for the course really!
7 Expie Aug 26th, 2007 at 1:06 pm

I’m serious… Seriously late for this conversation.
Touched by His strand,
8 ۞ Aug 26th, 2007 at 1:45 pm

Well done Alchemist.
Get used to limping home for 2012.
9 Alchemist Aug 26th, 2007 at 2:10 pm

I needed a piss! What can you do?
10 Etay Aug 26th, 2007 at 6:31 pm

Thank you, Sam, for not yelling.
One thing I would like to point out is, people believe that God will solve all their problems, then when their problem is not solved, they think they themselves did something wrong, and later on, try to become closer to God.
This creates an endless loop-like-object (which, if drawn on paper, would obviously resemble His Noodlyness Himself.) which can drive one insane. Maybe not, but ah well- it sounded good.
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May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage, Sam.
11 captian gustav shortypants Aug 28th, 2007 at 5:59 pm

this one didnt cuss like a sailor

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American