2005 October archive - Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Archive for October, 2005

Hello, we the [xxxxxxx] people

Published by Bobby Henderson October 25th, 2005 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 22 Comments

Hello, we the [xxxxxxx] people think that your theory is stupid, we think. that because people like you usa is a s screwed as it is, ur mom loves me and i reject her, OSAMA WILL EAT THE FSM!!!! How can people reach such a LOW LEVEL OF IQ to thinki that a flying spagetti [...]

I’m still waiting for my

Published by Bobby Henderson October 20th, 2005 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 11 Comments

I’m still waiting for my winter coat to grow so that I can know that I’ve fully acclimated to my surroundings ;you know,like my dog does.Obviously the apes have evolved more than us because they don’t have to make coverings for themselves anymore.It must be nice to be an ape and not have to worry [...]

Am I a religious nut

Published by Bobby Henderson October 19th, 2005 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 17 Comments

Am I a religious nut for saying the computer had an intelligent designer.
I’m new to the debate, What if the kids in the science class room ask how the computer got there? Do I mention Darwin then, or start digging for fossils of previous computers.. Hope there is no gas line, that had to [...]

BTW, before you get on

Published by Bobby Henderson October 16th, 2005 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 22 Comments

BTW, before you get on your high horse, I am a University Educated Scientist.
Bobby,
NOT ONLY ARE you AN IDIOT!!!……
you ARE ONE OF THE MOST STUPID IDIOTS THAT I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!!!
CONGRATULATIONS FOR SUCH RECOGNITION! you SHOULD BE PROUD OF yourself!… you PROBABLY ARE!
NOW, DON’T you FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE [...]

Post this B*TCH Hey you

Published by Bobby Henderson October 12th, 2005 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 42 Comments

Post this B*TCH Hey you ateist son of a b***h, you are a big A*****E! If this is a joke, you are so GAY. You know that you have pissed the hell out of a christian when I start cussing. You are so full of sh*t; how can you believe all this crap. Pardon my [...]

Hello. I am Graham Holiman,

Published by Bobby Henderson October 12th, 2005 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 57 Comments

Hello. I am Graham Holiman, a member of the religious right who is not offended by your site at all. In fact, I find it quite entertaining.
But you’re still dead wrong.
To start with, you have cleverly implied an argument without ever saying it outloud. This is a very effective strategy, because no one [...]

Hello, During the past few

Published by Bobby Henderson October 12th, 2005 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 14 Comments

Hello,
During the past few weeks it has come to my knowledge that there is a religion of the flying spaghetti monster. if he is so real why is there no veidence supporting the fact that he is real. i have decided to do some research myself and since l am a catholic i do not [...]

Bobby, Firstly, i would be

Published by Bobby Henderson October 5th, 2005 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 11 Comments

Bobby,
Firstly, i would be lying if i said i understood anything about this religion, however whilst i agree with many that you are all probably insane,delluded or stoned, i cant deny that what you believe in must be respected, after all dont we all wish our beliefs to be respected? Iam not that much of [...]

GOD is the third element

Published by Bobby Henderson October 5th, 2005 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 78 Comments

GOD is the third element of existence.” GOD is the Soul and the Consciousness of The Universe (and the soul cannot be harmed by any form of matter and energy, and the-soul doesn’t die). The Soul of GOD is the invisible “existence-field-ether” that saturates into and throughout matter, energy, and living existence; to stabilize it; [...]

noodle God, Take your heresy

Published by Bobby Henderson October 5th, 2005 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 5 Comments

noodle God,
Take your heresy
and
put it UP_YOUR_JESUS

Hey, I personally stand for

Published by Bobby Henderson October 1st, 2005 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 5 Comments

Hey, I personally stand for Intelligent Design. But that aside, my understanding of the ID case is that it’s not explicitly Christian or even Biblically based. It’s not a theory of “intelligent design of the Christian (Biblical) God” but merely, “intelligent design” so if you truly believe in an intelligent flying spaghetti monster (ignoring the [...]