Dear Mr. Henderson: I understand

Published September 14th, 2005 by Bobby Henderson

Dear Mr. Henderson:

I understand that it is easy to poke fun at Creationists without endangering the shattering of your evolution fan tasty. Nevertheless I had hoped a man with your keen sense of humor and self-proclaimed desperation for employment) would get his fellow believers to sponsor him in a Quixotic quest for ten grand by winning the Life Science Prize.

Reality is that you have no evidence, not Star Wars, not swords, not pitchforks, not pointed shoes, nothing. When you failed to contend for the Life Science Prize it proves you are just another evolutionist who is all bluff and no science, or as they say in the Southwest, all hat and no ranch.

Your Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is closer to real science than evolutionism because spaghetti does exist. Evolution is completely absent in the universe today, always has been, always will be. Every item associated with humans, animals and plants are creations, always have been, always will be. Creation is science because it is observable by billions of people trillions of times, always has been, always will be.

Do you understand?

Sincerely, Karl Priest



96 Responses to “Dear Mr. Henderson: I understand”

  1. Alchemist says:

    Nikkiee – I think it’s an ACh inhibitor – that would make you right. I really can’t remember what it does.

  2. Alchemist says:

    Wanker alert -Alchemist is starting to sound like a total prick, again.

  3. Wench Nikkiee says:

    Alchemist Nov 28th, 2006 at 5:27 pm

    “Nikkiee – slaughter it was……”
    Tra lala lala lala…. C’mon Aussie C’mon :)
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    “- is there anything that can’t kill you?”
    Haven’t heard of any fatal Platypus attacks to date, but doesn’t mean it hasn’t happened.
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    Nikkiee – I think it’s an ACh inhibitor
    Yeah it is Alchemist. It interferes with ACh vesicular transport/ release from the synapse. I thought it may have been used, at some stage, for Parksonism or anti- psychotic therapy. Although I think ACh receptor antagonists were/are the mechanism of choice there.
    I can’t believe I’m remembering this stuff…..but I did, and still do, have a strong fascination for cell regulation especially neurotransmitters.
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    Once again we won the ashes….we won the ashes….hahaha. (ps did we cheat? was the umpire fair?….Oh hang on that was another country, not the English wasn’t it?)
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    OK Gloating over!!!
    RAmen

  4. Wench Nikkiee says:

    @Alchemist Nov 28th, 2006 at 5:58 pm
    “Wanker alert -Alchemist is starting to sound like a total prick, again.”
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    Why do you say that? Just keeping your mind sharp I reckon!

  5. Alchemist says:

    Hahabloodyha. You’ve only won the first Test my antipodean friend.
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    Wasn’t sure about it being a ACh inhibitor (really) – I was getting confused with CN ( electron transfer chain. ..argh you know what I mean)
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    Loved your earlier post re erowid – even if you’re not into the trippy stuff it’s worth reading. It gives an insight into things.
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    Can’t do anything abt the invasive plants Nikkiee. My ‘school project’ was to whip out the cyanide hydratase from fusarium spp. and whack it into a bacillus (ICI),
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    Sorry for the delay but I can’t remember the bloody name of the bacteria I was playing with – It’s sending me up the wall. Shit Nikkiee, we were stopped because of the GMO regs. and I still can’t remember. Aluminium in the water. This is going to drive me mad

  6. Alchemist says:

    Nikkiee- re wanker alert. I can be a sarcastic bastard – I always treat myself to the best of it first.

  7. Wench Nikkiee says:

    @Wench Nikkiee
    “Once again we won the ashes….we won the ashes….hahaha.”
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    @Alchemist Nov 28th, 2006 at 6:45 pm
    Hahabloodyha. You’ve only won the first Test my antipodean friend.
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    Hahaha………my post was for stirring, which is, as you are no doubt aware of, a favourite pastime of many Australians.
    RAmen

  8. Alchemist says:

    Damn you, with oars and sharks. You vegamite (marmite in Pommyland) snorting beast. Nikkiee – I’m not that easy to wind up am I? (?x10x23)

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