Dear Mr. Henderson:
I understand that it is easy to poke fun at Creationists without endangering the shattering of your evolution fan tasty. Nevertheless I had hoped a man with your keen sense of humor and self-proclaimed desperation for employment) would get his fellow believers to sponsor him in a Quixotic quest for ten grand by winning the Life Science Prize.
Reality is that you have no evidence, not Star Wars, not swords, not pitchforks, not pointed shoes, nothing. When you failed to contend for the Life Science Prize it proves you are just another evolutionist who is all bluff and no science, or as they say in the Southwest, all hat and no ranch.
Your Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is closer to real science than evolutionism because spaghetti does exist. Evolution is completely absent in the universe today, always has been, always will be. Every item associated with humans, animals and plants are creations, always have been, always will be. Creation is science because it is observable by billions of people trillions of times, always has been, always will be.
Do you understand?
Sincerely, Karl Priest
Nikkiee – notice I said friend. You Aussie bastard (grin
I don’t like Vegemite, or Marmite. I have Promite.
Don’t like tomatoe sauce either…..kethchup?
No offence meant Nikkiee – you can call me a Pommie bastard whenever you like.
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Going to bed. Enjoy
What the hell is Promite? Sorry – bed
Reminds me I must check up on any creation/ ID science contributions, over the past 100yrs, to medicine and such.
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Finished ….gee that didn’t take long.
Results…zilch!
Your ‘fan tasty’ will come to an abrupt end when you’re down on your knees with the Lord’s Noodly Appendage in your mouth, bitch! Praise be to His Sauciness. RAmen
@Ozymandias
Interesting? I guess?
So, I guess something happened a generation or two ago. Mine was left unharmed. At least I was.
Here’s to Hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you
-GM
RAmen