Dear Bobby,
As you seem to have devoted a religion to saying that a spaghetti monster created us, I too have created one. I view your depiction of an Italian food to be completely racist and you chose spaghetti only because Italy is predominately Christian. I feel you are not only being a racist but a religious bigot against such a great people. Even if you are thinking that you are honoring a great people, you are in fact showing us little more than racist garbage.
~Besecky
The Spahaggeti moster once quoteth:
“Eat ye noodles but not the sphaggeti, those who eat sphaggeti shall stand in trial before me after death”
“Cast your sorrow upon the sphaggeti and respect the sphagetti”
Would you have prefered a flying ramen or udon monster instead?
but the church of FSM grants equal reverence to noodles, which originiate in China.
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so you see, the pastafarian pirates are an equal opportunity non-employer.
there’s always the manure monster.
RAmen
I don’t understand the focus on the “origin” of pasta. The FSM is an eternal divinity existing before time. That he chose to bless mankind with the gift of various delicious pasta dishes and sauces simply bespeaks of his benevolence.
If, in his wisdom, he chose China as the place to first bestow this gift upon his midgits, he then certainly touched Marco Polo with the noodley appendage knowing full well that the wandering Italian adventurer would, in time, come to share the gift of pasta with all of humanity.
This is the beauty of the FSM. While the catholics celebrate mass by choking down a dry wafer claiming it to be “the body of christ” the FSM would encourage us all to cook up a mighty feast of mouth watering pasta dishes with sauces of all the colours of the rainbow, washed down with a foaming mug of your favourite beer. Need you be in a stuffy church to do this??? Neigh!!! it is preferred that you have a rolling deck beneath your feet but the FSM will be simply tickled pink if you but wear your favourite bandanna and eye patch.
RAmen
I’m italian and I believe that our is a blessed people, I don’t feel discriminated.
I’m sorry but I have never heared the Pope laughing about the FSM…
Why if catholics uses to eat the “body of Christ” I can’t eat Spaghetti?
Touchy, aren’t you?
Does the FSM offend everyone? Had Bobby used Uncle Ben’s Rice, the blacks would be offended. We close most posts with the affirmation: RAmen, which I suspect must tick off Indians(India`s version), and had he used a fucking Pu-Pu platter, Asians would rise up brandishing their katanas!
Its a frigging joke, Besey(You don’t mind if I call you that; well, I gonna call you that anyway!)! Humor shouldn’t be safe and sterile; its a dull, rusty knife that should rip, spindle, fold, and mutilate! Its a joke meant for ID wing-nuts! It wasn’t made to offend Italians; really you should be happy that pasta WAS chosen as our official deity! Why aren’t you railing at Time-Warner for “The Sopranos” and Francis Coppola for the “Godfather” saga? Those were far more stereotypical than the Flying Spaghetti Monster could ever be. At least the FSM represents something positive to many diverse people. Look at these posts of sheer devotion to Him. You should feel unbridled pride, man(or madam)!
*Racially tinged comment coming*
*Parental Advisory*
I don’t get all disgruntled when I see Aunt Jemima getting paraded on that insurance commercial. I don’t fly into a tizzy when I Watch My George Carlin disks and hear him say “nigger”, I certainly didn’t get mad when Discovery Channel did there show about Ireland having brewed beer first and that they were genetically predisposed to handling lots of alcohol, but my girlfriend gets pretty mad then I tell her to get juiced cuz` its her natural state of being and remind her of the show. Because she’s Irish! No one meant to offend you, LIGHTEN UP!
If you want to be offended, post your name as “Christian”, tell us we’re going to to Hell because God told you so! We’ll be more than happy to snap on you!
RAmen!
PS: All apologies if anyone thinks I’m trying to stoak the racial coals, all races are permitted by natural law to swear and humiliate there own kind. So there!
Is your comment a joke?