Dear Bobby, As you seem

Published September 25th, 2005 by Bobby Henderson

Dear Bobby,

As you seem to have devoted a religion to saying that a spaghetti monster created us, I too have created one. I view your depiction of an Italian food to be completely racist and you chose spaghetti only because Italy is predominately Christian. I feel you are not only being a racist but a religious bigot against such a great people. Even if you are thinking that you are honoring a great people, you are in fact showing us little more than racist garbage.

~Besecky



23 Responses to “Dear Bobby, As you seem”

  1. daqq says:

    You’re not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you?

  2. Lizzie says:

    Maybe he just chose spaghetti because it is nutritious and delicious.

    RAmen
    Lizzie

  3. son of the ugly one says:

    You know this opens up the possibility of flying lefse monsters or flying Haggis monsters. But then they wouldn’t have his noodly appendage to touch us with. Ramen, and may the marinera be with you

  4. Princess Psycho says:

    What’s racist about liking Italian food? Have you ever been on a certain Organisation that starts with K website? All I will say is the person who designed it has a very poor understanding of web design it looks like it was done on word actually looking at the source it has been.

  5. Charlotte says:

    waaaa no one ever makes fun of italians, i want to stir up some italian racism by pretending i’m offended!!!
    NOODLES ARE NOT HOLY!!! IT IS SO RACIST TO SAY THAT SOMETHING I LIKE TO EAT IS HOLY

  6. Lol says:

    I could be wrong, but… Didn’t pasta/noodles originate in the area around China? Just wondering.

  7. Garrick McElroy says:

    Wow… How insightfu- Okay, I can’t even be sarcastic here. You are reading WAAAAAY too much into that. Seriously, He’s a Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    Here’s to Hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you
    -GM
    RAmen

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