Congratulations, bastard. You’ve figured out

Published September 2nd, 2005 by Bobby Henderson

Congratulations, bastard. You’ve figured out how to manipulate a million people. What are you going to do next? Ask the government for no taxes because of your so-called-religion? Look, only someone with the mind of a two year old would think of doing something like this. If you file a lawsuit against and government offices you will do nothing but prove your own stupidity and deprive children from learning because schools are underfunded as is. What you are doing is truly asinine and I hope you realize the error of your ways soon. And by the way, your case would not hold in court, mainly because no judge in his right mind is going to buy this bullshit. Maybe you should try to convert bush, he is a two year old too is he not? Also, feel free to kill yourself.

Sincerely, james aladar



17 Responses to “Congratulations, bastard. You’ve figured out”

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  1. Trevor Allen says:

    heheh.

  2. Wench Nikkiee says:

    “What are you going to do next? Ask the government for no taxes because of your so-called-religion?”
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    We hope so. Visions of Pastafarian Pirate ship…religous purposes :))
    Oh yes
    RAmen

  3. Wench Nikkiee says:

    “Also, feel free to kill yourself.”
    Kool Aid anyone ?
    :))))))
    RAmen

  4. DutchPastaGuy says:

    @james aladar
    There seems to be such terrible anger in your mind, especially when I read the truly shocking “Also, feel free to kill yourself.” bit. Why the great anger james? If you would just open your heart to the FSM, your mind would be freed instantly from such Darkness. If you just allow Him to touch you with His Noodly appendages (yeah, I know it sounds a bit gay, but it’s just a matter of phrasing it) your mind will be cleared of all bad feelings. You would feel the warm embrace of His Noodly appendages instead of feeling the baddy thoughts you express in your comment. Being touched by Him (again, this is meant in the purest, spiritual way of course) is like a warm blanket that protects you against all things bad and makes your life joyful. Ask anyone here who has actually been touched by his noodly appendages. There is nothing like it james. *Nothing* can come close to the joy of being touched by His noodly appendages. Open your heart to the FSM and your life will be so much richer. Let him take away the angers from your mind and accept that you too are one of His.

  5. Peter Popoff says:

    Wow
    Did you guys see when this thread was started? September 2nd, 2005,
    It took almost two years for a hit?
    .
    @Trevor Allen, What made you post on this one?

  6. Wench Nikkiee says:

    Fresh page is good anyway :)))

  7. Peter Popoff says:

    Wench Nikkiee Mar 31st, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    Fresh page is good anyway :)))”
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    I agree just have to keep it on top, or it will get lost.
    I wish this keyboard would hold still.

  8. Jean Bart says:

    @Peter Popoff Mar 31st, 2007 at 4:51 pm “Wow Did you guys see when this thread was started? September 2nd, 2005, It took almost two years for a hit?”
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    Oh, I figured B. put it here only just recently now (freshly, so to speak)… unless I still don’t know how this posting-replying procedure goes… anyway, bedtime for this small-eyed Pirate now… too tired to reply seriously to 1 1/2 year hatemail… the hatemailer might be run over by a truck by now, looking at ugly strippers, taking showers of stale beer…

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