Comments on: Dear Bobby, As you seem http://www.venganza.org/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/ Sat, 20 Mar 2010 06:34:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Garrick McElroy http://www.venganza.org/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-817637 Garrick McElroy Thu, 28 May 2009 18:17:24 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-817637 Wow... How insightfu- Okay, I can't even be sarcastic here. You are reading WAAAAAY too much into that. Seriously, He's a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Here's to Hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you -GM RAmen Wow… How insightfu- Okay, I can’t even be sarcastic here. You are reading WAAAAAY too much into that. Seriously, He’s a Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Here’s to Hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you
-GM
RAmen

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]]> By: Lol http://www.venganza.org/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-792492 Lol Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:19:06 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-792492 I could be wrong, but... Didn't pasta/noodles originate in the area around China? Just wondering. I could be wrong, but… Didn’t pasta/noodles originate in the area around China? Just wondering.

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]]> By: Charlotte http://www.venganza.org/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-698253 Charlotte Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:02:52 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-698253 waaaa no one ever makes fun of italians, i want to stir up some italian racism by pretending i'm offended!!! NOODLES ARE NOT HOLY!!! IT IS SO RACIST TO SAY THAT SOMETHING I LIKE TO EAT IS HOLY waaaa no one ever makes fun of italians, i want to stir up some italian racism by pretending i’m offended!!!
NOODLES ARE NOT HOLY!!! IT IS SO RACIST TO SAY THAT SOMETHING I LIKE TO EAT IS HOLY

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]]> By: Princess Psycho http://www.venganza.org/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-698249 Princess Psycho Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:55:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-698249 What's racist about liking Italian food? Have you ever been on a certain Organisation that starts with K website? All I will say is the person who designed it has a very poor understanding of web design it looks like it was done on word actually looking at the source it has been. What’s racist about liking Italian food? Have you ever been on a certain Organisation that starts with K website? All I will say is the person who designed it has a very poor understanding of web design it looks like it was done on word actually looking at the source it has been.

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]]> By: son of the ugly one http://www.venganza.org/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-698203 son of the ugly one Tue, 09 Dec 2008 15:11:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-698203 You know this opens up the possibility of flying lefse monsters or flying Haggis monsters. But then they wouldn't have his noodly appendage to touch us with. Ramen, and may the marinera be with you You know this opens up the possibility of flying lefse monsters or flying Haggis monsters. But then they wouldn’t have his noodly appendage to touch us with. Ramen, and may the marinera be with you

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]]> By: Lizzie http://www.venganza.org/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-698115 Lizzie Tue, 09 Dec 2008 10:08:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-698115 Maybe he just chose spaghetti because it is nutritious and delicious. RAmen Lizzie Maybe he just chose spaghetti because it is nutritious and delicious.

RAmen
Lizzie

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]]> By: daqq http://www.venganza.org/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-698075 daqq Tue, 09 Dec 2008 07:36:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-698075 You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you? You’re not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you?

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]]> By: Itaibn http://www.venganza.org/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-697910 Itaibn Mon, 08 Dec 2008 23:07:57 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-697910 Is your comment a joke? Is your comment a joke?

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]]> By: Wdabrock http://www.venganza.org/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-697884 Wdabrock Mon, 08 Dec 2008 22:01:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-697884 Touchy, aren't you? Does the FSM offend everyone? Had Bobby used Uncle Ben's Rice, the blacks would be offended. We close most posts with the affirmation: RAmen, which I suspect must tick off Indians(India`s version), and had he used a fucking Pu-Pu platter, Asians would rise up brandishing their katanas! Its a frigging joke, Besey(You don't mind if I call you that; well, I gonna call you that anyway!)! Humor shouldn't be safe and sterile; its a dull, rusty knife that should rip, spindle, fold, and mutilate! Its a joke meant for ID wing-nuts! It wasn't made to offend Italians; really you should be happy that pasta WAS chosen as our official deity! Why aren't you railing at Time-Warner for "The Sopranos" and Francis Coppola for the "Godfather" saga? Those were far more stereotypical than the Flying Spaghetti Monster could ever be. At least the FSM represents something positive to many diverse people. Look at these posts of sheer devotion to Him. You should feel unbridled pride, man(or madam)! *Racially tinged comment coming* *Parental Advisory* I don't get all disgruntled when I see Aunt Jemima getting paraded on that insurance commercial. I don't fly into a tizzy when I Watch My George Carlin disks and hear him say "nigger", I certainly didn't get mad when Discovery Channel did there show about Ireland having brewed beer first and that they were genetically predisposed to handling lots of alcohol, but my girlfriend gets pretty mad then I tell her to get juiced cuz` its her natural state of being and remind her of the show. Because she's Irish! No one meant to offend you, LIGHTEN UP! If you want to be offended, post your name as "Christian", tell us we're going to to Hell because God told you so! We'll be more than happy to snap on you! RAmen! PS: All apologies if anyone thinks I'm trying to stoak the racial coals, all races are permitted by natural law to swear and humiliate there own kind. So there! Touchy, aren’t you?

Does the FSM offend everyone? Had Bobby used Uncle Ben’s Rice, the blacks would be offended. We close most posts with the affirmation: RAmen, which I suspect must tick off Indians(India`s version), and had he used a fucking Pu-Pu platter, Asians would rise up brandishing their katanas!

Its a frigging joke, Besey(You don’t mind if I call you that; well, I gonna call you that anyway!)! Humor shouldn’t be safe and sterile; its a dull, rusty knife that should rip, spindle, fold, and mutilate! Its a joke meant for ID wing-nuts! It wasn’t made to offend Italians; really you should be happy that pasta WAS chosen as our official deity! Why aren’t you railing at Time-Warner for “The Sopranos” and Francis Coppola for the “Godfather” saga? Those were far more stereotypical than the Flying Spaghetti Monster could ever be. At least the FSM represents something positive to many diverse people. Look at these posts of sheer devotion to Him. You should feel unbridled pride, man(or madam)!

*Racially tinged comment coming*
*Parental Advisory*
I don’t get all disgruntled when I see Aunt Jemima getting paraded on that insurance commercial. I don’t fly into a tizzy when I Watch My George Carlin disks and hear him say “nigger”, I certainly didn’t get mad when Discovery Channel did there show about Ireland having brewed beer first and that they were genetically predisposed to handling lots of alcohol, but my girlfriend gets pretty mad then I tell her to get juiced cuz` its her natural state of being and remind her of the show. Because she’s Irish! No one meant to offend you, LIGHTEN UP!

If you want to be offended, post your name as “Christian”, tell us we’re going to to Hell because God told you so! We’ll be more than happy to snap on you!

RAmen!
PS: All apologies if anyone thinks I’m trying to stoak the racial coals, all races are permitted by natural law to swear and humiliate there own kind. So there!

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]]> By: Eleutheros http://www.venganza.org/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-697639 Eleutheros Mon, 08 Dec 2008 13:09:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-697639 I'm italian and I believe that our is a blessed people, I don't feel discriminated. I'm sorry but I have never heared the Pope laughing about the FSM... Why if catholics uses to eat the "body of Christ" I can't eat Spaghetti? I’m italian and I believe that our is a blessed people, I don’t feel discriminated.

I’m sorry but I have never heared the Pope laughing about the FSM…

Why if catholics uses to eat the “body of Christ” I can’t eat Spaghetti?

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]]> By: Spotted Zebra http://www.venganza.org/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-28934 Spotted Zebra Tue, 19 Dec 2006 05:22:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-28934 I don't understand the focus on the "origin" of pasta. The FSM is an eternal divinity existing before time. That he chose to bless mankind with the gift of various delicious pasta dishes and sauces simply bespeaks of his benevolence. If, in his wisdom, he chose China as the place to first bestow this gift upon his midgits, he then certainly touched Marco Polo with the noodley appendage knowing full well that the wandering Italian adventurer would, in time, come to share the gift of pasta with all of humanity. This is the beauty of the FSM. While the catholics celebrate mass by choking down a dry wafer claiming it to be "the body of christ" the FSM would encourage us all to cook up a mighty feast of mouth watering pasta dishes with sauces of all the colours of the rainbow, washed down with a foaming mug of your favourite beer. Need you be in a stuffy church to do this??? Neigh!!! it is preferred that you have a rolling deck beneath your feet but the FSM will be simply tickled pink if you but wear your favourite bandanna and eye patch. RAmen I don’t understand the focus on the “origin” of pasta. The FSM is an eternal divinity existing before time. That he chose to bless mankind with the gift of various delicious pasta dishes and sauces simply bespeaks of his benevolence.

If, in his wisdom, he chose China as the place to first bestow this gift upon his midgits, he then certainly touched Marco Polo with the noodley appendage knowing full well that the wandering Italian adventurer would, in time, come to share the gift of pasta with all of humanity.

This is the beauty of the FSM. While the catholics celebrate mass by choking down a dry wafer claiming it to be “the body of christ” the FSM would encourage us all to cook up a mighty feast of mouth watering pasta dishes with sauces of all the colours of the rainbow, washed down with a foaming mug of your favourite beer. Need you be in a stuffy church to do this??? Neigh!!! it is preferred that you have a rolling deck beneath your feet but the FSM will be simply tickled pink if you but wear your favourite bandanna and eye patch.
RAmen

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]]> By: 200hz http://www.venganza.org/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-28889 200hz Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:33:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-28889 there's always the manure monster. RAmen there’s always the manure monster.
RAmen

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]]> By: Homo narrans http://www.venganza.org/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-18392 Homo narrans Wed, 22 Nov 2006 16:39:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-18392 but the church of FSM grants equal reverence to noodles, which originiate in China. . so you see, the pastafarian pirates are an equal opportunity non-employer. but the church of FSM grants equal reverence to noodles, which originiate in China.
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so you see, the pastafarian pirates are an equal opportunity non-employer.

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]]> By: Just Guess http://www.venganza.org/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-18390 Just Guess Wed, 22 Nov 2006 16:31:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-18390 Would you have prefered a flying ramen or udon monster instead? Would you have prefered a flying ramen or udon monster instead?

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]]> By: Al Bacteria http://www.venganza.org/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-4435 Al Bacteria Sun, 01 Oct 2006 18:08:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-4435 The Spahaggeti moster once quoteth: "Eat ye noodles but not the sphaggeti, those who eat sphaggeti shall stand in trial before me after death" "Cast your sorrow upon the sphaggeti and respect the sphagetti" The Spahaggeti moster once quoteth:

“Eat ye noodles but not the sphaggeti, those who eat sphaggeti shall stand in trial before me after death”

“Cast your sorrow upon the sphaggeti and respect the sphagetti”

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]]> By: RAT http://www.venganza.org/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-4428 RAT Sun, 01 Oct 2006 13:41:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-4428 Oh how foolish I was!! I think the Vatican is hiding all the factual evidence about our true beginnings! And yes I believe eating spaghetti is truely sacreligious to our divine one!! I am also Italian, but from now on I shall only eat Penne & Gnocci (& Pizza - of coarse)! Oh how foolish I was!! I think the Vatican is hiding all the factual evidence about our true beginnings! And yes I believe eating spaghetti is truely sacreligious to our divine one!! I am also Italian, but from now on I shall only eat Penne & Gnocci (& Pizza – of coarse)!

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]]> By: djjack http://www.venganza.org/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-4423 djjack Sun, 01 Oct 2006 13:29:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-4423 Oh, yeah. I remember now. By the way, I don't have anything against either Polish people or the Pope. As I am typing this, my three year-old son is saying, "Please, Mommy, I want to see the Flying Spaghetti Monster." Start 'em young, I say. Oh, yeah. I remember now. By the way, I don’t have anything against either Polish people or the Pope.

As I am typing this, my three year-old son is saying, “Please, Mommy, I want to see the Flying Spaghetti Monster.” Start ‘em young, I say.

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]]> By: The Aussie http://www.venganza.org/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-4421 The Aussie Sun, 01 Oct 2006 13:00:07 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-4421 oh.. funny story bout the polish pope... a bunch of whoever it was that opposed the IRA in ireland said "anyone blessed by the pope is going to hell" . So the pope blessed em... :P oh.. funny story bout the polish pope…
a bunch of whoever it was that opposed the IRA in ireland said “anyone blessed by the pope is going to hell”
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So the pope blessed em… :P

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]]> By: The Aussie http://www.venganza.org/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-4420 The Aussie Sun, 01 Oct 2006 12:57:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-4420 german... looks like emperor palpatine from star wars... Ratzinger i think his name was german…
looks like emperor palpatine from star wars… Ratzinger i think his name was

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]]> By: djjack http://www.venganza.org/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-4405 djjack Sun, 01 Oct 2006 12:04:30 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/09/25/dear-bobby-as-you-seem/#comment-4405 Hey, now wait a minute. I'm really short, and I'm not offended by the "midgits". I believe in equality between the sexes, and I'm ok with HIs Noodliness being a male. I'm also a heterosexual female, and I don't care about the stripper factory. Lastly, and most importantly, I don't drink alcohol at all, and I applaud the beer volcano! Get over it. I bet even the Pope is laughing at this one. (Is the Pope Italian? I lost track after the Polish one.) Hey, now wait a minute. I’m really short, and I’m not offended by the “midgits”. I believe in equality between the sexes, and I’m ok with HIs Noodliness being a male. I’m also a heterosexual female, and I don’t care about the stripper factory. Lastly, and most importantly, I don’t drink alcohol at all, and I applaud the beer volcano! Get over it. I bet even the Pope is laughing at this one. (Is the Pope Italian? I lost track after the Polish one.)

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