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Dear Bobby,
As you seem to have devoted a religion to saying that a spaghetti monster created us, I too have created one. I view your depiction of an Italian food to be completely racist and you chose spaghetti only because Italy is predominately Christian. I feel you are not only being a racist but a religious bigot against such a great people. Even if you are thinking that you are honoring a great people, you are in fact showing us little more than racist garbage.
~Besecky
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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You fool.
Italys mostly catholic,anyway.
Secondly, I am Italian, and it’s not offensive.
Thirdly, IT IS A FRIKKING JOKE YOU IDIOT!
Spaghetti is funny and random. That’s why he chose that.
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That’s as if Bobby had made it a flying waffle monster, and people went around claiming it was an insult to Belgians.
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Look dipshit this site is a parody, a joke, get it?! It is designed to show how ALL religions can be viewed as utterly and completely absurd. FSMism is just as valid as any other so called religion when there is no proof what so ever required and only blind unquestioning faith to go on. This site is intended to also show that Creationism & ID do NOT belong being taught to our children in public schools, as Creationism & ID both are nothing more than bastardized forms of the Judeo/Christian creation mythology.
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Hey, now wait a minute. I’m really short, and I’m not offended by the “midgits”. I believe in equality between the sexes, and I’m ok with HIs Noodliness being a male. I’m also a heterosexual female, and I don’t care about the stripper factory. Lastly, and most importantly, I don’t drink alcohol at all, and I applaud the beer volcano! Get over it. I bet even the Pope is laughing at this one. (Is the Pope Italian? I lost track after the Polish one.)
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german…
looks like emperor palpatine from star wars… Ratzinger i think his name was
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oh.. funny story bout the polish pope…
a bunch of whoever it was that opposed the IRA in ireland said “anyone blessed by the pope is going to hell”
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So the pope blessed em… :P
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Oh, yeah. I remember now. By the way, I don’t have anything against either Polish people or the Pope.
As I am typing this, my three year-old son is saying, “Please, Mommy, I want to see the Flying Spaghetti Monster.” Start ‘em young, I say.
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Oh how foolish I was!! I think the Vatican is hiding all the factual evidence about our true beginnings! And yes I believe eating spaghetti is truely sacreligious to our divine one!! I am also Italian, but from now on I shall only eat Penne & Gnocci (& Pizza – of coarse)!
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The Spahaggeti moster once quoteth:
“Eat ye noodles but not the sphaggeti, those who eat sphaggeti shall stand in trial before me after death”
“Cast your sorrow upon the sphaggeti and respect the sphagetti”
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Would you have prefered a flying ramen or udon monster instead?
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but the church of FSM grants equal reverence to noodles, which originiate in China.
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so you see, the pastafarian pirates are an equal opportunity non-employer.
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there’s always the manure monster.
RAmen
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I don’t understand the focus on the “origin” of pasta. The FSM is an eternal divinity existing before time. That he chose to bless mankind with the gift of various delicious pasta dishes and sauces simply bespeaks of his benevolence.
If, in his wisdom, he chose China as the place to first bestow this gift upon his midgits, he then certainly touched Marco Polo with the noodley appendage knowing full well that the wandering Italian adventurer would, in time, come to share the gift of pasta with all of humanity.
This is the beauty of the FSM. While the catholics celebrate mass by choking down a dry wafer claiming it to be “the body of christ” the FSM would encourage us all to cook up a mighty feast of mouth watering pasta dishes with sauces of all the colours of the rainbow, washed down with a foaming mug of your favourite beer. Need you be in a stuffy church to do this??? Neigh!!! it is preferred that you have a rolling deck beneath your feet but the FSM will be simply tickled pink if you but wear your favourite bandanna and eye patch.
RAmen
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I’m italian and I believe that our is a blessed people, I don’t feel discriminated.
I’m sorry but I have never heared the Pope laughing about the FSM…
Why if catholics uses to eat the “body of Christ” I can’t eat Spaghetti?
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Touchy, aren’t you?
Does the FSM offend everyone? Had Bobby used Uncle Ben’s Rice, the blacks would be offended. We close most posts with the affirmation: RAmen, which I suspect must tick off Indians(India`s version), and had he used a fucking Pu-Pu platter, Asians would rise up brandishing their katanas!
Its a frigging joke, Besey(You don’t mind if I call you that; well, I gonna call you that anyway!)! Humor shouldn’t be safe and sterile; its a dull, rusty knife that should rip, spindle, fold, and mutilate! Its a joke meant for ID wing-nuts! It wasn’t made to offend Italians; really you should be happy that pasta WAS chosen as our official deity! Why aren’t you railing at Time-Warner for “The Sopranos” and Francis Coppola for the “Godfather” saga? Those were far more stereotypical than the Flying Spaghetti Monster could ever be. At least the FSM represents something positive to many diverse people. Look at these posts of sheer devotion to Him. You should feel unbridled pride, man(or madam)!
*Racially tinged comment coming*
*Parental Advisory*
I don’t get all disgruntled when I see Aunt Jemima getting paraded on that insurance commercial. I don’t fly into a tizzy when I Watch My George Carlin disks and hear him say “nigger”, I certainly didn’t get mad when Discovery Channel did there show about Ireland having brewed beer first and that they were genetically predisposed to handling lots of alcohol, but my girlfriend gets pretty mad then I tell her to get juiced cuz` its her natural state of being and remind her of the show. Because she’s Irish! No one meant to offend you, LIGHTEN UP!
If you want to be offended, post your name as “Christian”, tell us we’re going to to Hell because God told you so! We’ll be more than happy to snap on you!
RAmen!
PS: All apologies if anyone thinks I’m trying to stoak the racial coals, all races are permitted by natural law to swear and humiliate there own kind. So there!
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Is your comment a joke?
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You’re not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you?
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Maybe he just chose spaghetti because it is nutritious and delicious.
RAmen
Lizzie
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You know this opens up the possibility of flying lefse monsters or flying Haggis monsters. But then they wouldn’t have his noodly appendage to touch us with. Ramen, and may the marinera be with you
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What’s racist about liking Italian food? Have you ever been on a certain Organisation that starts with K website? All I will say is the person who designed it has a very poor understanding of web design it looks like it was done on word actually looking at the source it has been.
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waaaa no one ever makes fun of italians, i want to stir up some italian racism by pretending i’m offended!!!
NOODLES ARE NOT HOLY!!! IT IS SO RACIST TO SAY THAT SOMETHING I LIKE TO EAT IS HOLY
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I could be wrong, but… Didn’t pasta/noodles originate in the area around China? Just wondering.
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Wow… How insightfu- Okay, I can’t even be sarcastic here. You are reading WAAAAAY too much into that. Seriously, He’s a Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Here’s to Hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you
-GM
RAmen
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