Dear Bobby,
As you seem to have devoted a religion to saying that a spaghetti monster created us, I too have created one. I view your depiction of an Italian food to be completely racist and you chose spaghetti only because Italy is predominately Christian. I feel you are not only being a racist but a religious bigot against such a great people. Even if you are thinking that you are honoring a great people, you are in fact showing us little more than racist garbage.
~Besecky
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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You fool.
Italys mostly catholic,anyway.
Secondly, I am Italian, and it’s not offensive.
Thirdly, IT IS A FRIKKING JOKE YOU IDIOT!
Spaghetti is funny and random. That’s why he chose that.
That’s as if Bobby had made it a flying waffle monster, and people went around claiming it was an insult to Belgians.
Look dipshit this site is a parody, a joke, get it?! It is designed to show how ALL religions can be viewed as utterly and completely absurd. FSMism is just as valid as any other so called religion when there is no proof what so ever required and only blind unquestioning faith to go on. This site is intended to also show that Creationism & ID do NOT belong being taught to our children in public schools, as Creationism & ID both are nothing more than bastardized forms of the Judeo/Christian creation mythology.
Hey, now wait a minute. I’m really short, and I’m not offended by the “midgits”. I believe in equality between the sexes, and I’m ok with HIs Noodliness being a male. I’m also a heterosexual female, and I don’t care about the stripper factory. Lastly, and most importantly, I don’t drink alcohol at all, and I applaud the beer volcano! Get over it. I bet even the Pope is laughing at this one. (Is the Pope Italian? I lost track after the Polish one.)
german…
looks like emperor palpatine from star wars… Ratzinger i think his name was
oh.. funny story bout the polish pope…
a bunch of whoever it was that opposed the IRA in ireland said “anyone blessed by the pope is going to hell”
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So the pope blessed em… :P
Oh, yeah. I remember now. By the way, I don’t have anything against either Polish people or the Pope.
As I am typing this, my three year-old son is saying, “Please, Mommy, I want to see the Flying Spaghetti Monster.” Start ‘em young, I say.
Oh how foolish I was!! I think the Vatican is hiding all the factual evidence about our true beginnings! And yes I believe eating spaghetti is truely sacreligious to our divine one!! I am also Italian, but from now on I shall only eat Penne & Gnocci (& Pizza - of coarse)!
The Spahaggeti moster once quoteth:
“Eat ye noodles but not the sphaggeti, those who eat sphaggeti shall stand in trial before me after death”
“Cast your sorrow upon the sphaggeti and respect the sphagetti”
Would you have prefered a flying ramen or udon monster instead?
but the church of FSM grants equal reverence to noodles, which originiate in China.
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so you see, the pastafarian pirates are an equal opportunity non-employer.
there’s always the manure monster.
RAmen
I don’t understand the focus on the “origin” of pasta. The FSM is an eternal divinity existing before time. That he chose to bless mankind with the gift of various delicious pasta dishes and sauces simply bespeaks of his benevolence.
If, in his wisdom, he chose China as the place to first bestow this gift upon his midgits, he then certainly touched Marco Polo with the noodley appendage knowing full well that the wandering Italian adventurer would, in time, come to share the gift of pasta with all of humanity.
This is the beauty of the FSM. While the catholics celebrate mass by choking down a dry wafer claiming it to be “the body of christ” the FSM would encourage us all to cook up a mighty feast of mouth watering pasta dishes with sauces of all the colours of the rainbow, washed down with a foaming mug of your favourite beer. Need you be in a stuffy church to do this??? Neigh!!! it is preferred that you have a rolling deck beneath your feet but the FSM will be simply tickled pink if you but wear your favourite bandanna and eye patch.
RAmen