WHAT IN THE FUCK DUDE HAHAHA THIS IS TOTAL BULL SHIT OMG I SHOULD BITCH SLAP YOU LMAO ITS SO FUNNY PEOPLE CANT POSSIBLY BELIEVE THIS OH MY FUCK GOD DUDE YOUR CRAZY E’MAIL ME BACK I WANT TO SEE YOUR RESPONSE HAHAHA FUCKING NOODLE MONSTER SHIT DUDE THATS SO GAY GOD DAMN
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
IT IS A JOKE, YOU IDIOT!
The chimps would be proud of your intellect, son…
@Koujinkamu Feb 21st, 2007 at 7:53 am “The chimps would be proud of your intellect, son…”
No they wouldn’t: they’re already pretty annoyed having the actual US president compared to them all the time!
This man is a natural poet.
I just want one of those keyboards.
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I must be doing something wrong mine makes little letters too, apparently they’re called lower case.
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Certainly a case of the lower here though, as in lower on the evolutionary scale!
I smell a fake :)
Still, new thread to destroy so some good comes out of it.
Cue “Always look on the bright side of life..”
@ Alchemist
You only smell a fake because your first reaction is, “Nobody could possibly be that thick”
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I suspect he dines on road kill more than the recommended weekly amount, as covered by that fine publication, “Red Necks Monthly”.
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I believe it was in the same issue as “Should I be worried if my sister is pregnant”, and other true life tales.
Hahaha - Privateer. It’s a bit too perfect. All he missed was I WILL EAT UR GOD AND SHIT HIM OUT FOGOOS GETT A LIVE!!!!!!!
@Alchemist, too perfect.
Is he right though?
Is it so gay.
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Should I question my choices in life.
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SHIT DUDE ME WORRIED.
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I think you may be right he said “response” and even spelled right, surely not!
@Privateer - we should always question our choices in life. How else will we know we’re right :)
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We’re all desperate for numpties to play with, I think one of our lot is helping out - no problem with that. The emails just seem to get the threads rolling. The Arrogant Atheists one is too big now.
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Did you see that we had a real IDiot post on “Comment on the Open Letter”, someone called Lou. I hope s/he isn’t a drive-by poster :)
Is it just me, or the guys writing hate mail get dumber by the day?
@daqq we have been discussing that very point
Alchemist thinks he’s a fake and I am leaning toward agreeement.
@Alchemist
Arrogant Atheists probably needs to be culled for the sake of the herd, it getting a bit slow in its old age.
The whole hetero thing ws a choice I didn’t really want to question, no offence to the gay community, it’s just not for me.