Dear Bobby: First of all, at Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Dear Bobby: First of all,

Published by henderob September 19th, 2005 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

Dear Bobby:

First of all, how much time do you have on your hands? Really? I’m just impressed by the creativity and just the time you took to blatently mock the Creator of the universe. I am no one to judge, but I know that you will be held accountable for leading other away from Christ on judgement day. It’s not on my head - it’s on yours.

I am offended as a Christian, and I can’t image how upset God Himself must be about this. It’s one thing to have a little fun, but to really lead others away from believing the Truth is absurd and dangerous.

As that member of the Kansas State Board said, it is a dangerous offense to make a mockery of the Lord.

Please reconsider what you’re doing and turn to Christ. He is the only true source of salvation. I’d like to ask you to please stop making a mockery of God.

Thank you.

5 Responses to “Dear Bobby: First of all,”

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1 Nostradomus Sep 3rd, 2006 at 12:29 pm

IT IS A JOKE, YOU IDIOT!
2 LibbytheRed Sep 19th, 2006 at 11:47 pm

Nostradomus, while I don’t really agree our Christian friend, I feel I must point out:

I THINK SHE KNOWS- THAT’S WHY SHE’S PISSED.

That is all.
3 Pasta Dorby Sep 24th, 2006 at 12:02 am

ah, a nicely composed letter. Can you please provide evidence that God himself actually exists? I would also like to point out, that FSM is not a mockery to God, but simply a religion with as much physical evidence as any other religion.

Ask yourself this? Are you entirely sure that Christianity is the right religion? luckily, even if you are wrong, and we are right, the FSM doesnt hold judgement of no-one, just sends them to the cullery…

Yours sincerely, Pasta Dorby, RAmen
4 gill Sep 24th, 2006 at 11:27 am

Jeeze. I’m sure that who/whatever god is, he/she/it’s got a sence of humor. I mean, otherwise he’d be too sensitive, and that would mean he’s not perfect *gasp*. Also, how exactly do you know without a doubt that your way is the right way? ‘Cause I can think of quite a few religions that would disagree with you.

Honestly, though, lighten up. If god is so offended, then god needs to learn to appreciate a good joke.
5 Privateer Feb 21st, 2007 at 10:31 am

@gill
We al know God, whoever he/she/it may be must have a sense of humour, Duck billed platypus anyone.
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Bet he/she/it laughed his/her/its nuts/tits/er widgets off for hours with their mates down at the Gods Goddesses and demigods social club.
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They all think its funny to torture us with jokes like that and watch us scurrying around trying to explain it.

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American