Bobby, I recently visited your

Published by Bobby Henderson September 17th, 2005 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 5 Comments

Bobby,

I recently visited your site, and I seriously hope that you are just trying to be funny. I sincerely hope that nobody is that stupid to believe that there was a Flying Spaghetti Monster and openly call themselves “Pastafarians”. I would just to let you know that I think that it’s okay if you ate paint chips as a kid, or if you were dropped on your head, or even if you are just an idiot, that’s all okay, I’m not going to hold that against you. But I am going say that I think you should not be allowed to have an internet web site telling people about Flying Spaghetti Monsters that created the world. I think that is complete and utter madness. I would also like to say that while I was reading the contents of your site I shoved a spoon up my ass. Why? Because if I’m going to go through that kind of pain, I’m doing it to myself. Finally if I were you, I would hit myself in the crotch with mallet and delete the site.

Sincerely,

Anonymous

5 Responses to “Bobby, I recently visited your”

1 - Werefox Alchemist - Sep 30th, 2006

If Christian nutjobs are allowed to have internet sites, we should too. It’s called freedom of speech, dumbass. Perhaps you’ve heard of it? Based on this e-mail, I rather think you haven’t.
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2 - Mythos - Oct 1st, 2006

This is going from bad to worse on here tonight. Someone please remind me why I bother replying to anything these nut jobs post, since they are obviously too damn retarded to understand any reply made.

Ok back on the subject at hand. Look dumbass the site is a parody. It is designed to show how ALL religions can be viewed as utterly and completely absurd. FSMism is just as valid as any other so called religion when there is no proof what so ever required and only blind unquestioning faith to go on. This site is intended to also show that Creationism & ID do NOT belong being taught to our children in public schools, as both are nothing more than bastardized forms of the Judeo/Christian creation mythology.
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3 - djjack - Oct 1st, 2006

I think you wanted to shove a spoon up your ass anyways, and you were just looking for an excuse. Don’t blame Bobby for your perversions.
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4 - Wench Cyka - Oct 10th, 2007

Wow, you know what, the whole basis of my life and ego should revolve around this poster! I guess I’ll just have to go find some way to rid myself of all those unnecessary braincells and join the local fundies at once, because clearly that’s the right path, how could I have been so blind! Thank you for showing me the way! Can I borrow your spoon? Mine GOT BENT!
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5 - Lol - Apr 24th, 2009

Did we really need to know where you put that spoon? Couldn’t you have thrown yourself down a staircase or something?

Also, the whole “crotch with mallet” thing? Again, TMI. It’s called Freedom of Speech. We apologize for living in America.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American