Bobby
Hey u fuckin retard. if u r this crazy 2 go through the troble to create pictures and games 4 ur stupid shit ass “religion”. I wouldn’t b surrprized if it was 4 “shits and giggles”, if u were droped on ur head, or even if its just because ur an idoit. but 2 put it on the internet is just flat out stupid. also to think that the number of pirates is the cause of global warming
Dale Livonia, Michigan
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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How the hell are you gonna type like that and call anyone a retard? Your lack of grammer, puncuation, and spelling shows that your an 11 year old that likes to tpe swears cause you think your cool. Please stay in school and go to english class before coming back on the net.
there’s a reason some hate-mails are just ignored altogether.
Ho hum!
It’s posts like these that make me wonder if they’re making a parody of a pissed off moron.
Then I realize, nope, I don’t think he’s that smart.
Wow…just wow
Why do I find myself having a massive feeling of superiority?
It’s not hard when you subject yourself to reading something like that. Must be a fundi gathering computer/internet session on somewhere. They better make sure none of the fairies from inside their computer machines escape. All hell will break loose. They’ll be down on their knees faster than you can say “fundi”.
Why have I suddendly an image of walking Fungi?
Sorry you said fundi. At least if they where fungi they may have had some use as pizza toppings or in pasta sauces.
This must be the reason why they’re called funda*mental*ists.
@ Jon E
no, fungi are an essential part of nature’s cycle, breaking down the detritus left by other species. fundies, on the other hand, serve no natural purpose whatsoever. they are evolutionary dead weight.
I know. That’s why I think they’d be better of turned into fungi. At least fungi are actually interesting and don’t try and hit you over the head with their religion averytime they open their mouths.
I think Nikkiee put it best when she referred to fundis as genetically challenged oxygen thieves. LOL
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER
iPod.
God, don’t you just hate it when people get ‘droped’ on their heads because of a ’shit ass religion’? This person was clearly out on day release when they found their way to a public computer so that they could set their remaining grey cell in overdrive.
THe noodly apendage of gramar didn’t reach everyone I see, however, The Retardation apendage struck him hard…