Dear Mr. Henderson:
I understand that it is easy to poke fun at Creationists without endangering the shattering of your evolution fan tasty. Nevertheless I had hoped a man with your keen sense of humor and self-proclaimed desperation for employment) would get his fellow believers to sponsor him in a Quixotic quest for ten grand by winning the Life Science Prize.
Reality is that you have no evidence, not Star Wars, not swords, not pitchforks, not pointed shoes, nothing. When you failed to contend for the Life Science Prize it proves you are just another evolutionist who is all bluff and no science, or as they say in the Southwest, all hat and no ranch.
Your Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is closer to real science than evolutionism because spaghetti does exist. Evolution is completely absent in the universe today, always has been, always will be. Every item associated with humans, animals and plants are creations, always have been, always will be. Creation is science because it is observable by billions of people trillions of times, always has been, always will be.
Do you understand?
Sincerely, Karl Priest
I heard about that ‘trick,then all the rattle snakes will be quite and a lot more people will get bit. Ironic. I guess that will just make them want to kill the snakes even more.
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it probably will increase human hostility towards snakes. but then, snakes which do not rattle will be more difficult to track down.
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the damned bible at work again, with its anti-reptilian prejudices! there are plenty of cultures where the snake is a symbol of wisdom, or even sexuality.
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Not to change the subject,but I belive we have been delivered a sign from the Great Noodlid One HIMSELF ,BEHOLD : http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/retail/2006-11-27-pasta-camcorder_x.htm
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-Noodled….RAmen.
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PS, check out the add at the bottom of the page;I guess Dr,Demento must be desparate for work,he’s doing comercials.
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you mean the chimp in the ad?
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i see where you’re coming from…
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Dr Demento is clearly one of His favored people.
“The DJ of funny music”. hmm… a nice ring.
anyway,
@ Karl Preist:
actually, if you were able to disprove evolution and prove creationism, you might be able to actually do more than make us laugh. we have science, biology, intelligence, etc, and a constantly growing pool of evidence that would take several lifetimes to read PROVING EVOLUTION, whereas creationism has an old book and some pseudo-scientists, plus an IQ deprived president or two.
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(fundamentalist religious pseudo-scientist: “I don’t get it, so God must have done it. Science scientist: “but I get it! it makes perfect sense! we just proved evolution! and that creationism couldn’t…
Fundamentalist religious pseudo-scientist: SHutup,, u fukingg anetiCHRIST asshoole!)
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and so it continues…
RAmen
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and if you see a creationistic creation, could you please point it out to me?
figures, out of billions of people, we with scientific interests always end up getting left out of seeing those things…
ah, well.
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alas, Gnocci Man, we haven’t proven evolution. we have merely amassed lifetimes’ worth of evidence which supports evolution.
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but the whole premise of this site is that nothing can be 100% proven or disproven.
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-Gnocci Man-You are oh so saucy! Won’t you please go and spread some of your divine wisdom on Johnny Corvette on the ‘Comment on Propaganda Materials’ thread? he could surely use it and I grow so weary of the hater monkies.
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I have to go write some more on the ’science without religion is lame’ thread now to take my mind off it.Hmmmmm………..monkies…..
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just looked at the ad.
unless you work alone, you could always say that you work with monkeys, albeit a highly EVOLVED form.
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@Homo narrans
1: we can always try. long live science, longer live the great FSM.
2: true, true. though I believe in evolution, we will probably never be able to prove it exists. see you at the beer volcano, but untill then let us move ever onwards, towards a (hopefully) brighter future, one without fundamentalism, violence, or infomercials.
RAmen
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by the way, ignore the website link on my name. I messed up, and it sends you to a site about bassoons.
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Bassoons? You never really hear about them,do you? Oh well,I don’t remember where it was posted but someone was talking about this yesterday and I thought it was kind of neat: http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2006-11/uol-asn112806.php
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like the article. I often experience cases of extreme deja-vu, sort of like deja-vu, but stronger and for extended periods. a couple of times, I have psychically read a computer’s ‘mind’, predicting exactly what will happen in a random situation. this is either luck or His Noodley Appendage, most likely the latter, seeing as there were thousands of possibilities.
any ESP related experiences for you? I have found that most people have had them.
RAmen
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One day I wish I could go on to and ID hate mail site. Sadly there are none. sarcasm/(I wonder why?)/sarcasm
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and gnocci man, you think your link is bad, look at mine.
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-chapter 7’s up. …get it? 7up?-huh?
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sorry wrong link. this is the right one
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“Dawkin described macroevolution as being a series of multiple microevolutions.”
I had no idea that “Chocolate Thunder” was an evolutionist….hmmm….I may be turned around on this subject. Thanks Jon E!
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Jon E, ‘creationist who has to have regular botox injections for a rather nasty and debilitating condition.’ What is this debilitating condition you speck of and how is she helped by the botox? I would like very much like to know because it may help me in a project I have been researching to do with botox.-Please and spank-you…….-I mean ‘Thank You.
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My memory fails me at present Penne, but I believe it was used (maybe still is (?) … I covered this a few years so I’m not certain) back to stop muscle spasms associated with certain conditions. Botox interferes with the release of neurotransmitters from the brain.
Cosmetic injections are used to basically freese the nerves and muscle movements so for example injections around the mouth have the effect, that when you smile, you look like this :| , when you frown you look like this :| and when you scream in agony you look like this :\
RAmen
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Wench Nikkiee (don’t mention the Ashes) – also used for hyperhydrosis (sweaty bugger syndrome) . I’ve always wondered if that makes your armpit look younger?
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don’t mention th ashes?
Ha! …..are we (oz) winning are we? As usual!
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Whoa…trying to type outside my ability yet again!
RAmen
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Penne – botulinum toxin (from Clostridium botulinum) is one of the most ( if not the most – cf ricin) potent neurotoxins known. It really is scary stuff.
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I’m probably going to get bits wrong here (shock horror) but I think it is a G negative endosporulating facultative anaerobe. Not trying to be clever here. I might be wrong, seriously. Esp spore formation.
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Nikkiee – slaughter it was. Mind you, our spiders can’t kill you, no Drop Bears, snakes, scorpions, duck billed Plattythings with venom claws. Hell Nikkiee – is there anything that can’t kill you?
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(piss taking)RAmen
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@ Wench Nikkiee
“Botox interferes with the release of neurotransmitters from the brain.”
Actually my memory informs me vaguely that Botox prevents neurotransmitter release from the nerve synapses. Vaguely I say!
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Oh, now I see. Thank you for all your comments. I realize now the error of my ways. Creationism is a load of crap. I’m sorry. It was me who didn’t understand.
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Nikkiee – I think it’s an ACh inhibitor – that would make you right. I really can’t remember what it does.
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Wanker alert -Alchemist is starting to sound like a total prick, again.
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Alchemist Nov 28th, 2006 at 5:27 pm
“Nikkiee – slaughter it was……”
Tra lala lala lala…. C’mon Aussie C’mon :)
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“- is there anything that can’t kill you?”
Haven’t heard of any fatal Platypus attacks to date, but doesn’t mean it hasn’t happened.
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Nikkiee – I think it’s an ACh inhibitor
Yeah it is Alchemist. It interferes with ACh vesicular transport/ release from the synapse. I thought it may have been used, at some stage, for Parksonism or anti- psychotic therapy. Although I think ACh receptor antagonists were/are the mechanism of choice there.
I can’t believe I’m remembering this stuff…..but I did, and still do, have a strong fascination for cell regulation especially neurotransmitters.
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Once again we won the ashes….we won the ashes….hahaha. (ps did we cheat? was the umpire fair?….Oh hang on that was another country, not the English wasn’t it?)
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OK Gloating over!!!
RAmen
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@Alchemist Nov 28th, 2006 at 5:58 pm
“Wanker alert -Alchemist is starting to sound like a total prick, again.”
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Why do you say that? Just keeping your mind sharp I reckon!
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Hahabloodyha. You’ve only won the first Test my antipodean friend.
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Wasn’t sure about it being a ACh inhibitor (really) – I was getting confused with CN ( electron transfer chain. ..argh you know what I mean)
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Loved your earlier post re erowid – even if you’re not into the trippy stuff it’s worth reading. It gives an insight into things.
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Can’t do anything abt the invasive plants Nikkiee. My ’school project’ was to whip out the cyanide hydratase from fusarium spp. and whack it into a bacillus (ICI),
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Sorry for the delay but I can’t remember the bloody name of the bacteria I was playing with – It’s sending me up the wall. Shit Nikkiee, we were stopped because of the GMO regs. and I still can’t remember. Aluminium in the water. This is going to drive me mad
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Nikkiee- re wanker alert. I can be a sarcastic bastard – I always treat myself to the best of it first.
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@Wench Nikkiee
“Once again we won the ashes….we won the ashes….hahaha.”
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@Alchemist Nov 28th, 2006 at 6:45 pm
Hahabloodyha. You’ve only won the first Test my antipodean friend.
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Hahaha………my post was for stirring, which is, as you are no doubt aware of, a favourite pastime of many Australians.
RAmen
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Damn you, with oars and sharks. You vegamite (marmite in Pommyland) snorting beast. Nikkiee – I’m not that easy to wind up am I? (?x10×23)
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Nikkiee – notice I said friend. You Aussie bastard (grin
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I don’t like Vegemite, or Marmite. I have Promite.
Don’t like tomatoe sauce either…..kethchup?
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No offence meant Nikkiee – you can call me a Pommie bastard whenever you like.
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Going to bed. Enjoy
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What the hell is Promite? Sorry – bed
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Reminds me I must check up on any creation/ ID science contributions, over the past 100yrs, to medicine and such.
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Finished ….gee that didn’t take long.
Results…zilch!
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Your ‘fan tasty’ will come to an abrupt end when you’re down on your knees with the Lord’s Noodly Appendage in your mouth, bitch! Praise be to His Sauciness. RAmen
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@Ozymandias
Interesting? I guess?
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So, I guess something happened a generation or two ago. Mine was left unharmed. At least I was.
Here’s to Hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you
-GM
RAmen
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