Dear Mr. Henderson:
I understand that it is easy to poke fun at Creationists without endangering the shattering of your evolution fan tasty. Nevertheless I had hoped a man with your keen sense of humor and self-proclaimed desperation for employment) would get his fellow believers to sponsor him in a Quixotic quest for ten grand by winning the Life Science Prize.
Reality is that you have no evidence, not Star Wars, not swords, not pitchforks, not pointed shoes, nothing. When you failed to contend for the Life Science Prize it proves you are just another evolutionist who is all bluff and no science, or as they say in the Southwest, all hat and no ranch.
Your Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is closer to real science than evolutionism because spaghetti does exist. Evolution is completely absent in the universe today, always has been, always will be. Every item associated with humans, animals and plants are creations, always have been, always will be. Creation is science because it is observable by billions of people trillions of times, always has been, always will be.
Do you understand?
Sincerely, Karl Priest
-Gnocci Man-You are oh so saucy! Won’t you please go and spread some of your divine wisdom on Johnny Corvette on the ‘Comment on Propaganda Materials’ thread? he could surely use it and I grow so weary of the hater monkies.
I have to go write some more on the ’science without religion is lame’ thread now to take my mind off it.Hmmmmm………..monkies…..
just looked at the ad.
unless you work alone, you could always say that you work with monkeys, albeit a highly EVOLVED form.
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@Homo narrans
1: we can always try. long live science, longer live the great FSM.
2: true, true. though I believe in evolution, we will probably never be able to prove it exists. see you at the beer volcano, but untill then let us move ever onwards, towards a (hopefully) brighter future, one without fundamentalism, violence, or infomercials.
RAmen
by the way, ignore the website link on my name. I messed up, and it sends you to a site about bassoons.
Bassoons? You never really hear about them,do you? Oh well,I don’t remember where it was posted but someone was talking about this yesterday and I thought it was kind of neat: http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2006-11/uol-asn112806.php
like the article. I often experience cases of extreme deja-vu, sort of like deja-vu, but stronger and for extended periods. a couple of times, I have psychically read a computer’s ‘mind’, predicting exactly what will happen in a random situation. this is either luck or His Noodley Appendage, most likely the latter, seeing as there were thousands of possibilities.
any ESP related experiences for you? I have found that most people have had them.
RAmen
One day I wish I could go on to and ID hate mail site. Sadly there are none. sarcasm/(I wonder why?)/sarcasm
and gnocci man, you think your link is bad, look at mine.
-chapter 7’s up. …get it? 7up?-huh?
sorry wrong link. this is the right one
“Dawkin described macroevolution as being a series of multiple microevolutions.”
I had no idea that “Chocolate Thunder” was an evolutionist….hmmm….I may be turned around on this subject. Thanks Jon E!
Jon E, ‘creationist who has to have regular botox injections for a rather nasty and debilitating condition.’ What is this debilitating condition you speck of and how is she helped by the botox? I would like very much like to know because it may help me in a project I have been researching to do with botox.-Please and spank-you…….-I mean ‘Thank You.
My memory fails me at present Penne, but I believe it was used (maybe still is (?) … I covered this a few years so I’m not certain) back to stop muscle spasms associated with certain conditions. Botox interferes with the release of neurotransmitters from the brain.
Cosmetic injections are used to basically freese the nerves and muscle movements so for example injections around the mouth have the effect, that when you smile, you look like this :| , when you frown you look like this :| and when you scream in agony you look like this :\
RAmen
Wench Nikkiee (don’t mention the Ashes) - also used for hyperhydrosis (sweaty bugger syndrome) . I’ve always wondered if that makes your armpit look younger?
don’t mention th ashes?
Ha! …..are we (oz) winning are we? As usual!
Whoa…trying to type outside my ability yet again!
RAmen
Penne - botulinum toxin (from Clostridium botulinum) is one of the most ( if not the most - cf ricin) potent neurotoxins known. It really is scary stuff.
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I’m probably going to get bits wrong here (shock horror) but I think it is a G negative endosporulating facultative anaerobe. Not trying to be clever here. I might be wrong, seriously. Esp spore formation.
Nikkiee - slaughter it was. Mind you, our spiders can’t kill you, no Drop Bears, snakes, scorpions, duck billed Plattythings with venom claws. Hell Nikkiee - is there anything that can’t kill you?
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(piss taking)RAmen
@ Wench Nikkiee
“Botox interferes with the release of neurotransmitters from the brain.”
Actually my memory informs me vaguely that Botox prevents neurotransmitter release from the nerve synapses. Vaguely I say!
Oh, now I see. Thank you for all your comments. I realize now the error of my ways. Creationism is a load of crap. I’m sorry. It was me who didn’t understand.