Dear Mr. Henderson: I understand at Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Dear Mr. Henderson:

I understand that it is easy to poke fun at Creationists without endangering the shattering of your evolution fan tasty. Nevertheless I had hoped a man with your keen sense of humor and self-proclaimed desperation for employment) would get his fellow believers to sponsor him in a Quixotic quest for ten grand by winning the Life Science Prize.

Reality is that you have no evidence, not Star Wars, not swords, not pitchforks, not pointed shoes, nothing. When you failed to contend for the Life Science Prize it proves you are just another evolutionist who is all bluff and no science, or as they say in the Southwest, all hat and no ranch.

Your Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is closer to real science than evolutionism because spaghetti does exist. Evolution is completely absent in the universe today, always has been, always will be. Every item associated with humans, animals and plants are creations, always have been, always will be. Creation is science because it is observable by billions of people trillions of times, always has been, always will be.

Do you understand?

Sincerely, Karl Priest

Purchase the Gospel

An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American

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81 Alchemist Nov 28th, 2006 at 5:46 pm

Nikkiee - I think it’s an ACh inhibitor - that would make you right. I really can’t remember what it does.
82 Alchemist Nov 28th, 2006 at 5:58 pm

Wanker alert -Alchemist is starting to sound like a total prick, again.
83 Wench Nikkiee Nov 28th, 2006 at 6:09 pm

Alchemist Nov 28th, 2006 at 5:27 pm

“Nikkiee - slaughter it was……”
Tra lala lala lala…. C’mon Aussie C’mon :)
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“- is there anything that canâ€™t kill you?”
Haven’t heard of any fatal Platypus attacks to date, but doesn’t mean it hasn’t happened.
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Nikkiee - I think itâ€™s an ACh inhibitor
Yeah it is Alchemist. It interferes with ACh vesicular transport/ release from the synapse. I thought it may have been used, at some stage, for Parksonism or anti- psychotic therapy. Although I think ACh receptor antagonists were/are the mechanism of choice there.
I can’t believe I’m remembering this stuff…..but I did, and still do, have a strong fascination for cell regulation especially neurotransmitters.
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Once again we won the ashes….we won the ashes….hahaha. (ps did we cheat? was the umpire fair?….Oh hang on that was another country, not the English wasn’t it?)
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OK Gloating over!!!
RAmen
84 Wench Nikkiee Nov 28th, 2006 at 6:13 pm

@Alchemist Nov 28th, 2006 at 5:58 pm
“Wanker alert -Alchemist is starting to sound like a total prick, again.”
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Why do you say that? Just keeping your mind sharp I reckon!
85 Alchemist Nov 28th, 2006 at 6:45 pm

Hahabloodyha. You’ve only won the first Test my antipodean friend.
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Wasn’t sure about it being a ACh inhibitor (really) - I was getting confused with CN ( electron transfer chain. ..argh you know what I mean)
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Loved your earlier post re erowid - even if you’re not into the trippy stuff it’s worth reading. It gives an insight into things.
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Can’t do anything abt the invasive plants Nikkiee. My ’school project’ was to whip out the cyanide hydratase from fusarium spp. and whack it into a bacillus (ICI),
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Sorry for the delay but I can’t remember the bloody name of the bacteria I was playing with - It’s sending me up the wall. Shit Nikkiee, we were stopped because of the GMO regs. and I still can’t remember. Aluminium in the water. This is going to drive me mad
86 Alchemist Nov 28th, 2006 at 7:00 pm

Nikkiee- re wanker alert. I can be a sarcastic bastard - I always treat myself to the best of it first.
87 Wench Nikkiee Nov 28th, 2006 at 7:04 pm

@Wench Nikkiee
“Once again we won the ashesâ€¦.we won the ashesâ€¦.hahaha.”
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@Alchemist Nov 28th, 2006 at 6:45 pm
Hahabloodyha. Youâ€™ve only won the first Test my antipodean friend.
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Hahaha………my post was for stirring, which is, as you are no doubt aware of, a favourite pastime of many Australians.
RAmen
88 Alchemist Nov 28th, 2006 at 7:09 pm

Damn you, with oars and sharks. You vegamite (marmite in Pommyland) snorting beast. Nikkiee - I’m not that easy to wind up am I? (?x10×23)
89 Alchemist Nov 28th, 2006 at 7:13 pm

Nikkiee - notice I said friend. You Aussie bastard (grin
90 Wench Nikkiee Nov 28th, 2006 at 7:41 pm

I don’t like Vegemite, or Marmite. I have Promite.
Don’t like tomatoe sauce either…..kethchup?
91 Alchemist Nov 28th, 2006 at 7:41 pm

No offence meant Nikkiee - you can call me a Pommie bastard whenever you like.
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Going to bed. Enjoy
92 Alchemist Nov 28th, 2006 at 7:44 pm

What the hell is Promite? Sorry - bed
93 Wench Nikkiee Nov 28th, 2006 at 8:30 pm

Reminds me I must check up on any creation/ ID science contributions, over the past 100yrs, to medicine and such.
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Finished ….gee that didn’t take long.
Results…zilch!
94 Ozymandias Jan 1st, 2007 at 5:54 pm

Your ‘fan tasty’ will come to an abrupt end when you’re down on your knees with the Lord’s Noodly Appendage in your mouth, bitch! Praise be to His Sauciness. RAmen
95 Peter Popoff Jan 1st, 2007 at 6:03 pm

@Ozymandias
Interesting? I guess?