Maybe you should spend a little less time mocking God and get a life. This isn’t science… Sorry if Christians were trying to bring peace and hope into this world. Go ahead and spead the rest of your life resisting/mocking your creater and when you die, you’ll find soul is stuck in eternity, without God. And if that doesn’t mean anything to you it sure means something to Satan. Why don’t you go watch the Passion of the Christ or the Exorcism of Emily Rose. Oh yeah, there’s a movie you would like coming out… The davinci code. Another mock of God… -john Quintiliani
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
There is no sarcasim here, just total blind faith in pasta!!
beautiful work, simply beautiful.
“Christians trying to bring peace and hope into the world.” Oh well then, that would explain Matthew 10:34 when Jesus said “And he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment and buy one. I came not to send peace, but a sword.”
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John, if the concept of a father who plots, on behalf of and in the name of God, to put his own son to death (Abraham and Isaac) is presented to children as a beautiful story worthy of society’s admiration, then what types of human behavior can be represented as reprehensible? Apparently only really, really, really bad stuff like trimming the beard, or eating pork, or working on Sunday.
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Actually read the Bible sometime, not just listen to some preacher who picks and chooses the good and omits the bad. If you put a bad apple in a barrel of good ones you dont get a barrel of good apples, but a barrel of rotten apples - read the whole thing - good and bad. The murder, incest, rape, genocide, racism, intolerence, and hate that spews out is incredible.
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Try to base your world view and dealings with people based upon the golden rule, and not the hate and intolerence taught by religious bigots.
When I said John in the above post, I didnt mean John Holmstrom who I am sure has seen the light and is probably even now enjoying a large bowl of pasta - I was addressing my comments to John Quintiliani, the original author of the post here. Sorry John H - RAmen.
Maybe you should spend a little less time telling this guy how to live and a little more time shutting up.
(Just a thought.)
Watched the Passion of the Christ thanks, not a bad tale, liked the Matrix better.
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At least the Wachowski brothers didn’t feel the need to tell their fable in Ancient Aramaic and Latin; Mel Gibson really needs to get a life.
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And if John Q comes back questioning the Matrix; can he prove it isn’t true?
How do you know John, unless you’ve been unplugged?
Maybe this Chrisitianity is just what the Matrix want’s you to believe, to keep you in-line.
If your not too sure just take the blue pill John.
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And by the by; we too are sorry if Christians are trying to bring peace and hope into this world, because that is a noble quest, but one in which they have failed in the most mounmental fashion.
In fact the effect of Christianity, Judaism and Islam has been the exact opposite. These Abrahamic religions have torn world apart, as their fundamental acolytes squabble in a long running we’re right and you’re wrong tantrum, that the rest of us could well do without.
Grow up, you can’t all be right!