Congratulations, bastard. You’ve figured out how to manipulate a million people. What are you going to do next? Ask the government for no taxes because of your so-called-religion? Look, only someone with the mind of a two year old would think of doing something like this. If you file a lawsuit against and government offices you will do nothing but prove your own stupidity and deprive children from learning because schools are underfunded as is. What you are doing is truly asinine and I hope you realize the error of your ways soon. And by the way, your case would not hold in court, mainly because no judge in his right mind is going to buy this bullshit. Maybe you should try to convert bush, he is a two year old too is he not? Also, feel free to kill yourself.
Sincerely, james aladar
heheh.
“What are you going to do next? Ask the government for no taxes because of your so-called-religion?”
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We hope so. Visions of Pastafarian Pirate ship…religous purposes :))
Oh yes
RAmen
“Also, feel free to kill yourself.”
Kool Aid anyone ?
:))))))
RAmen
@james aladar
There seems to be such terrible anger in your mind, especially when I read the truly shocking “Also, feel free to kill yourself.” bit. Why the great anger james? If you would just open your heart to the FSM, your mind would be freed instantly from such Darkness. If you just allow Him to touch you with His Noodly appendages (yeah, I know it sounds a bit gay, but it’s just a matter of phrasing it) your mind will be cleared of all bad feelings. You would feel the warm embrace of His Noodly appendages instead of feeling the baddy thoughts you express in your comment. Being touched by Him (again, this is meant in the purest, spiritual way of course) is like a warm blanket that protects you against all things bad and makes your life joyful. Ask anyone here who has actually been touched by his noodly appendages. There is nothing like it james. *Nothing* can come close to the joy of being touched by His noodly appendages. Open your heart to the FSM and your life will be so much richer. Let him take away the angers from your mind and accept that you too are one of His.
Wow
Did you guys see when this thread was started? September 2nd, 2005,
It took almost two years for a hit?
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@Trevor Allen, What made you post on this one?
Fresh page is good anyway :)))
Wench Nikkiee Mar 31st, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Fresh page is good anyway :)))”
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I agree just have to keep it on top, or it will get lost.
I wish this keyboard would hold still.
@Peter Popoff Mar 31st, 2007 at 4:51 pm “Wow Did you guys see when this thread was started? September 2nd, 2005, It took almost two years for a hit?”
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Oh, I figured B. put it here only just recently now (freshly, so to speak)… unless I still don’t know how this posting-replying procedure goes… anyway, bedtime for this small-eyed Pirate now… too tired to reply seriously to 1 1/2 year hatemail… the hatemailer might be run over by a truck by now, looking at ugly strippers, taking showers of stale beer…
Is there any page with an index of all the old threads?
Good for a bit of nostalgia :))
Must not have been many posters back then for it to stay so clean.
DPG Archives link on top of page :)
DPG, this is the only index I’m aware of…
http://www.venganza.org/archives/
@DPG
Are you going to check all the “clean” threads? Aha, I see: you’re busy on a huge election campaign for PP, recruting lots of new Pastafarians, telling them they have to sharpen their wit on hate-mail threads, and then let them loose on the old clean threads you’re going to dig up now. Oh boy (ducky voice), THAT will surely kill B.’s server for good! But it’s for the noble cause: PP for Prez!
RAmen!
@ Peter - “I wish this keyboard would hold still.” Wahahahaha!!!! I’ve had that problem myself, and am darned close to losing the cooperation of mine (again) at the moment!
@ DPG - Brilliant, my friend, brilliant! I can’t explain all the ways my life is better since I’ve been touched! :)
To James Aladar… wow, has the FSM really touched a million people?! That is fantastic! I thought we were up to only about 100,000 so far. His powers are truly awesome!
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Personally, I think you should join us. We are a bonafide religion and welcome all kinds of people, even ones filled with hate like yourself. You will soon find yourself letting go of the evil in your heart and saying things like “Arrrrr!” and “Where’s the ale?” and “Cool, we get Fridays off as a legitimate FSM holiday!”
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Yeah, I know Mr. Aladar will never read this, but it’s fun to pretend :)
peter popoff is such an asshole, i called for the miracle spring water and i got all this paper work, it’s a fucking riot reading his bullshit always makes me laugh, I get mail from him like every 2 months or so…I haven’t sent him any money because that would just be stupid but i have sent him monopoly money…still waiting for a reply.