This is crazy… I hope

This is crazy… I hope to god no one believes this at all… What magic crack you on dude? lol

YOU are a freak! Oh a DUMB one at that! You don’t know anything about intelligent design, (mainly because it takes an intelligent being to understand). I guess that leaves you out! – Greg Kent

Hi Bobby, I am totally receptive to your way of hiding from the truth. Till I had a real GOD encounter I thought…….well, nothing like you. I pray the next time you eat Italian you will have a revelation by the Holy Spirit. Be Blessed, JB

The problem you people have is that your understanding of theory doesn’t make sense. Basically you understand the universe coming into existance by “chance”. The thing that gets me is that you can’t show me a handfull of chance anymore than I can “prove” or show you God. Your theory basically states that, in a sense that a magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat without a rabbit, a hat, or even the magician himself. That’s really a great idea that can be proven??? When did this process stop? why aren’t the monkey’s at the zoo walking out to buy a house and get married and the rest? Where are the creatures coming out of the water to become the next “link” Why are so many evolution scientists leaving the Darwinian view of evolution, because it’s true? Look at the complexity of your body, the formation of stars in constellations above, the way nature works in itself when we don’t scew it up. How did that happen by “chance” Believe it or don’t, whatever, but both are based on a “faith”. One a faith in nothing, the other in the creator of all. My children were born (creation formed by 2 loving parent’s in the way described in the Bible) not evolved form stuff I grew in the pond outback that became a monkey, then my child. Can I explain it all? no,(that’s why it’s faith) but your ideas in evolution don’t make sense either and take just as much faith.

28 Responses to “This is crazy… I hope”
  1. 1 - Alexa Mancha - Sep 17th, 2006

    man, I bet that your shoe size is bigger than your IQ.

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  2. 2 - Not Me - Nov 28th, 2006

    Looks more to me like you can’t explain anything.

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  3. 3 - Jon E - Nov 28th, 2006

    If God made me then I want to know if I can sue him for my bad eyesight and poorly designed back.

    Maybe this is the answer. If the creationists really believe they are designed and built by God and God is perfect, then we should get to sue God for all the crap design in the human body. There must be one of them stupid enough to take the bait if someone tries it.

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  4. 4 - Coleoptera - Nov 28th, 2006

    Looks to me like someone’s science teacher wasn’t very good at passing on basic concepts of scientific method. It also seems that someone is entirely ignorant of evolutionary theory.
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    “My children were born (creation formed by 2 loving parent’s in the way described in the Bible) not evolved form stuff I grew in the pond outback that became a monkey, then my child.”
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    When Ernst Haeckel said “ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny” I am pretty sure he didn’t mean that babies crawl out of back yard ponds.

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  5. 5 - Jon E - Nov 28th, 2006

    These people are little better than osteriches with their heads buried in the sand to avoid things that they don’t like. If they ever took a really good look at what they claim to believe in they would be very scared. How many atrocities does it require for them to realise that all they have ever done is give power to people who can’t get it any other way and should never be allowed any in the first place.

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  6. 6 - Wench Nikkiee - Nov 28th, 2006

    As a wise pirate once said “Oh the ignorance…make it stop, please make it stop.”
    You people are funny though, even though your ignorance is really sad.
    RAmen

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  7. 7 - Mad John Kidd - Nov 28th, 2006

    Ah yes, the old “by chance” ploy.

    So let me see if I get this straight. Since YOU don’t understand the theory of evolution, WE must take it on faith? Ooookay, I’ll bite.

    Yes, evolution contains an element of chance. It also has a regularity and a selection. I think Richard Dawkins said that. He also said. “Life results from the non-random survival of randomly varying replications.” Evolution is not unguided in naturalistic terms. It is guided by sexual selection. As Stephen J. Gould put it, “We are the result of reproductive success.” Does this in any way clear things up, or should I use smaller words next time?

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  8. 8 - Wench Nikkiee - Nov 28th, 2006

    The complete and utter indoctrination appears to be on a par with that of scientology.

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  9. 9 - Wench Nikkiee - Nov 28th, 2006

    Mad John you don’t really expect this particular crowd to comprehend a single word of what you just said do you? Far too scientific! That have been taught the simple method, aka: evolution says monkeys turn into people overnight and babies grow in ponds. Simple. No question.
    RAmen.

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  10. 10 - Mad John Kidd - Nov 28th, 2006

    I’m so knackered from writing up reports that I needed to vent. This site is a great outlet for pent-up frustrations. ;)

    RAmen

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  11. 11 - Coleoptera - Nov 28th, 2006

    @Mad John Kidd,
    is the rest of that Gould quote something like “the one thing we can all say with absolute certainty is that none of our ancestors died before they reproduced”.

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  12. 12 - Wench Nikkiee - Nov 28th, 2006

    “Why are so many evolution scientists leaving the Darwinian view of evolution, because it’s true?”
    .
    That is rubbish spead by your everloving pastor with his hand in your pocket and his bullshit in your brain. Or have brains been bred out of existence by the fund a mentalists? I’m sure the head of your church doesn’t want you thinking too much about anything which he hasn’t advised you to. Best you just strictly follow everything in your groups, (there are many different versions by the way) version of the BooK.

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  13. 13 - Mad John Kidd - Nov 28th, 2006

    @ Coleoptera

    Sounds right. I also like the Dawkins quote, “The world becomes full of organisms that have what it takes to become ancestors. That in a sentence, is Darwinism.”

    .

    @ Nikkiee

    Well said. I personally, have never met an evolutionary biologist who “converted” to ID/creationism. No telling where all these scientists are hiding.

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  14. 14 - Jon E - Nov 28th, 2006

    Last time I look the Discovery Institute had managed to get about 600 people with Doctorates to sign up to their list, though several of those people allegedly don’t exist or don’t have real doctorates. Were as Project Steve had over 700 people with Doctorates named Stve signed up to it and they were all able to show that their doctorates were real.

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  15. 15 - Wench Nikkiee - Nov 28th, 2006

    Scarey, scarey people, the jeebus fundis. They make some of the other notorious cults look tame simply by their numbers. Growing their own army of believers! Not in the pond either, mind you. This post is one of the best pieces, of the ignorance of evolution, I’ve seen on this site to date.

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  16. 16 - Homo narrans - Nov 28th, 2006

    “No telling where all these scientists are hiding.”
    .
    he’s the author of the “if i were to shoot your wife” thread.

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  17. 17 - Wench Nikkiee - Nov 28th, 2006

    I just checked the date. September 1 2005. Old posts!

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  18. 18 - Mad John Kidd - Nov 28th, 2006

    H. narrans

    Hahaha…good point.

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  19. 19 - Penne - Nov 28th, 2006

    Osteriches don’t really bury their heads in the sand,they just lower them to the ground to look like more like a short tree or some shrubby grass.I think Jon E made a good point about sueing someone though,but possibly the church,not god. I also think I’ve heard of a case where someone did that not to long ago.

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  20. 20 - One Eyed Jack - Nov 28th, 2006

    Wench Nikkiee,
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    Ye be quotin’ me now lass? Truly I be flattered.
    .
    OEJ

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  21. 21 - Wench Nikkiee - Nov 28th, 2006

    Yes OEJ and I meant to name you because I clearly remembered the post.

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  22. 22 - Wench Nikkiee - Nov 28th, 2006

    I think I remembered for the apparent amount of angst contained in the words.

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  23. 23 - Sherry - Nov 29th, 2006

    “My children were born (creation formed by 2 loving parent’s in the way described in the Bible) not evolved form stuff I grew in the pond outback that became a monkey, then my child.”
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    I was wondering if anyone here has Mr. Darwin’s formular for growing children this way?

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  24. 24 - Jon E - Nov 29th, 2006

    Suing God has been done. They made a film about it with Billy Connelly. Ok so I stole the idea. Still not a bad idea. If these people want to claim that God created as we are, then that logic means that God is liable for all the faults in his products. If you bought a car and it broke down before the warranty ran out you’d expect the manufacturer to do something about it. On this logic if there is a God then he’s liable for the fualty design and manufacture of the human species. Their must be someone out there stupid enough to take the challenge if enough people get to gether as a class action suit and sue God.

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  25. 25 - Mecoptera - Feb 3rd, 2007

    If God made us, could you please explain why squid eyes are better designed than human eyes? Weren’t we supposed to be his favorite creatures?

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  26. 26 - bill tomlinson - Feb 3rd, 2007

    Yea, and why can we run as fast as a cheeta? Would that be cheating?

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  27. 27 - bill tomlinson - Feb 3rd, 2007

    “can’t”

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  28. 28 - DutchPastaGuy - Feb 3rd, 2007

    And have sonar when swimming, like dolphins. Or echo location like bats that can fly through caves in the dark? Or infrared vision as some snakes do? The wonders in the animal kingdom are plentiful enough to make us humans feel very jealous.

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