Archive for September, 2005

Hey Bobby how are you

Hey Bobby how are you doing, Fine I hope with your good bull-shit ass theory about this so called flying spaghetti monster God. That is so rediculious that you need your ass whooped. You are nothing but a weak ass immatation of Hitler. You brainwashing these damn people into believing that the world was created […]

evolution is nothing but a

evolution is nothing but a conincidence!??! you faggot!! evolution is true!!!! just look at the pieces of the puzzle you idiots!!! fossils and bones and carbons half lives points to the realities!!! why dont you give religeon a rest! the truth is out there!!! in your face! Jesse Veemyer PS you=idiots

The Flying Spagetti Monster! Are

The Flying Spagetti Monster! Are you kidding me…Your a fuck’n idiot!!! Good luck with that..
-Lindsay Taylor Short

Dear Bobby, As you seem

Dear Bobby,
As you seem to have devoted a religion to saying that a spaghetti monster created us, I too have created one. I view your depiction of an Italian food to be completely racist and you chose spaghetti only because Italy is predominately Christian. I feel you are not only being a racist but a […]

WHAT IN THE FUCK DUDE

WHAT IN THE FUCK DUDE HAHAHA THIS IS TOTAL BULL SHIT OMG I SHOULD BITCH SLAP YOU LMAO ITS SO FUNNY PEOPLE CANT POSSIBLY BELIEVE THIS OH MY FUCK GOD DUDE YOUR CRAZY E’MAIL ME BACK I WANT TO SEE YOUR RESPONSE HAHAHA FUCKING NOODLE MONSTER SHIT DUDE THATS SO GAY GOD DAMN

Dear Bobby: First of all,

Dear Bobby:
First of all, how much time do you have on your hands? Really? I’m just impressed by the creativity and just the time you took to blatently mock the Creator of the universe. I am no one to judge, but I know that you will be held accountable for leading other away from Christ […]

Bobby, I recently visited your

Bobby,
I recently visited your site, and I seriously hope that you are just trying to be funny. I sincerely hope that nobody is that stupid to believe that there was a Flying Spaghetti Monster and openly call themselves “Pastafarians”. I would just to let you know that I think that it’s okay if you ate […]

Bobby Hey u fuckin retard.

Bobby
Hey u fuckin retard. if u r this crazy 2 go through the troble to create pictures and games 4 ur stupid shit ass “religion”. I wouldn’t b surrprized if it was 4 “shits and giggles”, if u were droped on ur head, or even if its just because ur an idoit. but 2 put […]

Wow, you really need to

Wow, you really need to do something that’s actually productive in your obvious abundance of free time. I hear they need some volunteers at the homeless shelter. Why don’t you put your efforts into actually making a difference in your community rather than wasting your time on nonsense?
Christie Dennis

Dear Mr. Henderson: I understand

Dear Mr. Henderson:
I understand that it is easy to poke fun at Creationists without endangering the shattering of your evolution fan tasty. Nevertheless I had hoped a man with your keen sense of humor and self-proclaimed desperation for employment) would get his fellow believers to sponsor him in a Quixotic quest for ten grand by […]

Be very careful not to

Be very careful not to become blasphemous toward the teachings of the Lord, The Bible speaks very clearly about that subject.
Cute Idea, but; please put your efforts toward destroying the effects of the teachings of Darwinism.
Remember that without Salvation through the Blood Of Jesus all are condemned to an eternal death.
Please don’t be part of […]

Maybe you should spend a

Maybe you should spend a little less time mocking God and get a life. This isn’t science… Sorry if Christians were trying to bring peace and hope into this world. Go ahead and spead the rest of your life resisting/mocking your creater and when you die, you’ll find soul is stuck in eternity, without God. […]

What does FSM theory, Naturalist

What does FSM theory, Naturalist science, and Intelligent Design all have in common?
You cannot prove ANY of them are truth.
Time has proven Naturalism and Darwinistic beliefs to be flawed, just as others have been. No one has a videotape of the beginning of the universe, and thus we have only theories. Theories are not FACT. […]

TEACH BOTH AND LET PEOPLE

TEACH BOTH AND LET PEOPLE WITH BRAINS DECIDE FOR THEMSELVES.
Thanks for your time,
Brent and Malinda Slings

Congratulations, bastard. You’ve figured out

Congratulations, bastard. You’ve figured out how to manipulate a million people. What are you going to do next? Ask the government for no taxes because of your so-called-religion? Look, only someone with the mind of a two year old would think of doing something like this. If you file a lawsuit against and government offices […]

This is crazy… I hope

This is crazy… I hope to god no one believes this at all… What magic crack you on dude? lol
YOU are a freak! Oh a DUMB one at that! You don’t know anything about intelligent design, (mainly because it takes an intelligent being to understand). I guess that leaves you out! - Greg Kent […]

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American

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