I’m not sure how exactly to respond to your comments. I guess I pray for mercy for you as you seem to feel so comfortable hurting and mocking the very creator who gave you the ability to do such. It’s a little ironic.
God bless, Anne
I’m not sure how exactly
mocking our creator? he’s the friggin prophet of our creator!
“mocking the very creator who gave you the ability to do such.”
Just got to love that logic :)
“I guess I pray for mercy for you as you seem to feel so comfortable hurting and mocking the very creator who gave you the ability to do such”…
why? if the door policy for heaven is set, equitable and unchanging what difference do your prayers make? does this mean i be as heretical as i like if enough people pray for me?… i’d much prefer you kept your thoughts off my consciousness and on your own. go do something nice, read a book (try Darwin, or maybe Waterson it’s funnier), maybe help the homeless, do something for charity or just sink a cold one. But for the love of FSM do it because you want to not because you think it’ll earn points with some mythical being…
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in the meantime ihaven’t said it for a while
mock
mock
mock
mwahahahahaaaaa!
Tsk, tsk, tsk. You Christians and your zombie jew bastard child. If only you could see that it is obivous that it was His Noodliness that created the universe. If I thought he wasn’t an IDIOT who forced perfectly good people to burn in hell, then yeah, maybe, it’s still a stretch. The second your egotistical vain “savior” isn’t such a dick, I will consider it.
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Mock the FSM?? Never! Or was it Odin? Or Zeus? Or Allah? Or..
Anne,
What has possessed you to come to our website and preach a dogma that has no more evidence than ours? Can you show me the evidence that your gospel has any more validity than ours? Can you demonstrate the proof that your fairy tale superstitious mythology is any closer to reality than is ours?
Perhaps if you were smart enough to read and follow the directions that were clearly given to you when you entered our site, you would have had your questions answered. After reading the Open Letter and the “About” tab material, you could have learned:
1) Our mission is the exclusion of religious mythology from the science curricula of public schools.
2) Our theology is a satire that neither depends on, nor is derivative of any other religion.
3) We insist that any school board that includes any religious mythology in their science curricula, must also include ours.
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
H. L. Mencken
US editor (1880 – 1956 )
RAmen
“What has possessed you to come to our website and preach a dogma that has no more evidence than ours?”
Careful, bob. We may be subjected to some infantile diatribe about being possessed by the spirit of some holy god or other.
Yes, Keith, but wouldn’t that be among the milder states to which the frightened and infantile hate mailers subject us to with great regularity?
I thought that the three simple questions that I asked Anne were perfectly rational; I do admit that they’ve been asked of all of our predictable hate mailers and that the answers have been either non existent or have been furious rants.
Happy new year!
RAmen
Certainly among the milder states of reply. I really don’t know which is more offensive: the psychotic “I pray you’re going to hell you dick sucking fags” or the sickly Disneyesque “you poor things: I and my talking chipmunks must sing to you about the joys of jesus” Both are insanely irrational but I need to keep a barf bag on standby for the second type.
PS: Happy New Year to all!
Anne,
I am religious as well, I believe in Jesus and God, but come on ” mocking the very creator who gave you the ability to do such”. He gave us free agency to make our own choices and think and feel what we want. If you are going to follow Christ’s example you would show patients and tolerance towards those who do not share your faith. More importantly, by concerning yourself of the FSM’s mocking God you are showing an insecurity in your own beliefs. They are not mocking God, but the foundation and system for which religion was/is established. Just because the Bible has been around so long does not mean it’s hard fact. Faith is what is required, in your self and God if you so choose to believe that. My question for you Anne is why can’t there be God and His Noodliness?
AMBER,
Sure, there can be a God and an FSM, but don’t leave out the water sprites, the gremlins, and the dryads. Once you open the door of psychotic imagination, there’s no limit to the beings that can exist concurrently.
I hate to break it to you, Amber, but there ain’t no FSM. The FSM is guaranteed to be 100 percent fictional, just like some other imaginary friends that people have.
ATSAP REVOL, Your Unimaginary Friend