i don’t believe this shit!!!

Published August 25th, 2005 by Bobby Henderson

i don’t believe this shit!!! Why are you telling this ************ to all people all over the world??? You must be silly!!! This is only a gag. You might’nt believe! -Sebastian Fritz

Really, you should be ashamed of yourself. Its okay, I guess if you don’t want to believe in Creation. Oops, I didn’t use the politically correct moniker of “intelligent design.” However, you mock everything that Christians believe in. I noticed how in the story of your drug induced spaghetti monster you capitalize the name of your so called creator. Although I am not a perfect person and yes I do sin, I believe your opinion is blasphemous. I also realize that what I am writing to you will probably be scoffed at because you have already made up your mind that science has all of the answers, consider this: Science is largely theory and the test results can be manipulated every time to derive at a particular result. It is unfortunate that you must down grade something you don’t understand, but that’s okay. God gave you a brain and free will to decide what you want to do and whom you will follow. I just pray that you don’t burn all of your bridges before it is too late.

Your brother in Christ,

Eric E. House

P.S. I’ll pray for you with the hope that when you have children you are spared from losing them to some sort of tragedy. Because I know that if that happens to you, you will most certainly blame God and that simple act of blaming Him will result in your acknowlegment that He truly does exist.



38 Responses to “i don’t believe this shit!!!”

  1. Jake Witmer says:

    This is representative of what’s inside the minds of most voters in this once great secular nation of ours. Sadly, it’s easier to use a combination of faith and force than it is reason. Marxism, another ‘great’ religion, has killed nearly as many people as Christianity and Islam see: http://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills . I urge you to read every page at these websites. Also interesting for those who wish to be clued in, live longer, healthier happier, I suggest you check out these sites:
    http://www.kurzweilai.net
    http://www.aynrand.org/site/PageServer?pagename=media_topic_religion
    http://www.optimal.org -Peter Voss’s page.

    Investigate all of these sites in great detail if you wish to avoid being part of the problem of human ignorance. They contain many useful directions to pursue, especially for young people overcoming the confusion of religious bad thinking. Religion is what is known by scientists as a “bad meme”.

    —-”PLAYBOY: “Has no religion, in your estimation, ever offered anything of constructive value to human life?”

    RAND: “Qua religion, no—in the sense of blind belief, belief unsupported by, or contrary to, the facts of reality and conclusions of reason. Faith, as such, is extremely detrimental to human life: it is the negation of reason.”

    ["Playboy's Interview with Ayn Rand," Playboy, March 1964. ]—-

    Sincerely,

    Jake Witmer

  2. Jake Witmer says:

    Keep up the great work Mr. Henderson!!!! :D I believe you are a true warrior in ongoing battle against human ignorance. May evangelism from the Church of FSM replace all other religions! -It just makes more sense! (BTW, is it accepatble to eat Shirataki at an FSM sevice?)

    Also, I am interested in building a physical church for the FSM in Chicago. Say maybe in 5-10 years time. Give your website a chance to gain more adherents… HA ha!

    -Jake Witmer

  3. Booty says:

    Hi Jake and welcome – you might want to read the eight I’d rather you didn’ts – go to wikipedia FSM – his noodliness doesn’t want physical churches, but pirate ships are good :)
    He is very all encompassing, so I am sure Shirataki would be just fine :) (Whatever that may be ;) )

  4. Navigator Spider says:

    I miss saying it regularly…
    MOCK

  5. konish says:

    Take a good look at the messenger, he wants your head, their everywhere….

  6. konish says:

    Well what do you think about when your alone? I think I want to get out of the rat hole..

  7. konish says:

    These past two comments are quotes from Johnny Nemonic…it’s all make believe…

  8. Avatar of Reason says:

    @Eric
    You are correct when you say that scientific data can be altered to fit a desired conclusion. That’s why honest scientists get so angry when the dishonest ones do it! The good news is that other experiments are done that catch the lies in the manipulated data. Isn’t science wonderful?!
    -Avatar of Reason

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