I believe in God. You

Published August 25th, 2005 by Bobby Henderson

I believe in God.

You obviously don’t.

If your view is correct, when I die, I’ll never know it.

If my view is correct, when you die, YOU SURE WILL.



18 Responses to “I believe in God. You”

  1. Blake The Noodley One's Disciple says:

    Hrm, I was reading through the hatemail i’m unsure if the gospel was out yet but however, if you don’t convert to our religion now you actually will know. You will end up in pastafarian hell with ugly strippers and flat beer. Have fun with that, we however will have good looking strippers who DON’T have STDs and good beer.

    Hope you convert, or don’t hook up with a burner in hell,
    Blake Henderson

  2. Alchemist says:

    Hey – only 9 responses on this one!
    New thread to abuse!

  3. FSMismySaviour says:

    Hello nowtheworldhasmeaning,

    First off I’d Like to let you know that we WILL know if we are right because we will get our strippers and beer, and you WILL know if you’re right because you’ll see jesus, allah or zeus or whoever your arguing for there (unclear) and they’ll give you what ever you think your going to get. So it’s kind of a 50/50 chance if you only considered our two religions. Which one you choose is irrelevant as you will have the same probability of being right or wrong (as I said, only considering our 2 religions..That’s omitting the infinitely unlimited possibilities of other religions or set of beliefs a person could choose to hold),

    SO I think you are confused and think you have walked into a server full of Atheists instead of pastafarians…If that is the case then the argument you are using is a form of pascal’s gamble.

    If you’d like to read up on the Monumental, and seemingly endless flaws in that argument why not start with a good unbiased source like wiki. Then maybe next time you decide to bring an argument against those heathenous mongrel atheists, you won’t seem like ‘just another uneducated bible-thumping southern christian.’…

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal's_Wager

  4. FSMismySaviour says:

    Oops…nowtheworld has meaning wasn’t the poster of tht….well. Sorry my noodly mate…. That post is directed at the OP.

  5. Lilith says:

    WOW! I’ve never been here.. *look around*… All that space!!!

  6. Rowdy Wench says:

    How did we ever miss this one? Well, it’ll have 500 posts by the end of the weekend! ;)

    @ FSMismy Saviour – Welcome and RAmen!

  7. Captain Philaaarrrrhhh! says:

    Ok Rowdy Wench! let’s make it happen!

    RAmen

  8. Lol says:

    “If your view is correct, when I die, I’ll never know it.”

    What about when you’re in hell?

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