I would like to tell you that i was very offended by your letter, and would like to join the 5% that believes you are going to hell. I did not at all appreciate the way you dipict those who beleive something other than you. Jack ass. P.S. I hope your genitals fall off and are eaten by three-legged mice with squirrel tails. P.S.S Ninjas are way cooler than pirates. Jack ass.
you’re an idiot. I’ll pray for you. -Andrew Schmitt