Mr. Henderson, I hope you

Mr. Henderson,

I hope you do not think that putting the comments of the “wise” on your web page will cause the true believers to doubt our Savior. You can quote the scientific community and list the names of those who claim to have a PhD, but those of us who know the truth are only saddened that you are doing Satan’s work. You see Mr. Henderson there are 2 schools of thought that us simple Christians believe: one is that “Jesus Christ is the way, the truth, and the light” and those who believe, confess their sins, and live a Godly life will live forever in His kingdom, the other is that there is an enemy and he is also powerful (but not a match for our God) and those who support him (by not accepting the salvation that Christ’s death offered) will burn in hell. As there are different rewards in Heaven, I cannot help but believe that there will be different degrees of torture in the place that I will never know. And, I do believe that those who led the lambs astray will be faced with a death even more cruel than being thrown into a lake of fire, if you could imagine. You have obviously spent some time in The Word of God, as is indicated by your blasphemy. As a child of God, which you are, I feel the need to call your attention to the unforgivable sin, “blasphemy of the holy spirit”. I and many others in my congregation have prayed for your salvation, because even though you mock the God we serve, we are told “to pray for those who curse us”. I feel you are wasting the leadership and creativity that our Creator has given you. I beg of you to spend some time in Matthew and turn back before it is too late. Matthew warns us that those who lead children into sin may as well have a yoke put around them and drown in the sea. They only add to the those who will suffer in hell alongside them. If you died tomorrow Mr. Henderson where would you go? Would you just break down into the earth and that would be the last of you? If that is what you believe you are lying to yourself. I believe in us all is the innate knowledge that there is a Creator and a divine plan for our lives. I can only hope that one day you will be on our team and that you will be able to witness to others how you were once lost and in a dark and lonely place where you felt the need to drag others into, until the light was shown to you.

In God’s Love, Melissa Rayburn

11 Responses to “Mr. Henderson, I hope you”


  1. 1 Alexa Mancha Sep 17th, 2006 at 3:44 am

    I’ve never felt such a strange combination of pity and indigestion.

  2. 2 JonL Feb 1st, 2007 at 4:43 am

    “As a child of God, which you are, I feel the need to call your attention to the unforgivable sin, “blasphemy of the holy spirit”.”
    Perhaps Melissa Rayburn hasn’t heard? I’m pretty sure this rule has been changed due to the “everyone can be saved” contradiction and most recently, the advent, and popularity, of the blaspheme challenge. Chin up Melissa and better luck next time.
    RAmen

  3. 3 Navigator Spider Feb 1st, 2007 at 6:40 am

    I and many others in my congregation have prayed for your salvation, because even though you mock the God we serve, we are told “to pray for those who curse us”
    .
    so let me check this. the only reason you’re trying to mess with our consciousness is because someone told you to? Back the f*** away from my consciousness. go save your own spiritual being. how dare you presume i want or need saving you sanctimonious windbag.
    .
    “Matthew warns us that those who lead children into sin may as well have a yoke put around them and drown in the sea”… really? what did he say about preachers that abuse kids then? correct me if i’m wrong but isn’t there a bit about judging others? man i’m fed up with holier than thou cretins presuming they can do anything on our behalf. tell you what, all us pirates with have a gathering (well, piss up) and think on your behalf since you obviously have problems with it….

  4. 4 Navigator Spider Feb 1st, 2007 at 6:41 am

    in case you are in anyway unsure on my opinion of religion and god
    Mock
    mock
    mock
    mock

    ps. mock…..

  5. 5 Red DutchPasta Kidd Feb 1st, 2007 at 7:03 am

    Spider, things like this only make me want to say:
    Yuck
    Yuck
    Yuck

  6. 6 new noodle Feb 1st, 2007 at 7:59 am

    Isn’t advising Bobby to spend some time in Matthew condoning homosexuality?

  7. 7 Homo narrans Feb 1st, 2007 at 8:13 am

    WHAT A LOT OF SANCTIMONIOUS BULLSHIT. these people claim to be doing everything for the good of our souls, yet it’s impossible to miss the condescension and self-righteousness dripping from their tone.
    .
    Mellissa Rayburn, the odds against the existence of your “Creator” are truly, staggeringly tremendous. there is not a scrap of empirically verifiable evidence for your supernatural sky-daddy, nor will there ever be. grow up and get over it, you poor, deluded fool.

  8. 8 Navigator Spider Feb 1st, 2007 at 8:49 am

    i just checked the date ont he hatemail, whoops we late getting the replies in….

  9. 9 Navigator Spider Feb 1st, 2007 at 8:50 am

    i just checked the date on the hatemail, whoops we late getting the replies in….

  10. 10 Raz Feb 1st, 2007 at 9:52 am

    @Navigator Spider
    Wow. You’re right lol, I’m surprised this one was spared the gauntled for so long.

  11. 11 Raz Feb 1st, 2007 at 9:53 am

    gauntlet*

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