i don’t believe this shit!!! Why are you telling this ************ to all people all over the world??? You must be silly!!! This is only a gag. You might’nt believe! -Sebastian Fritz
Really, you should be ashamed of yourself. Its okay, I guess if you don’t want to believe in Creation. Oops, I didn’t use the politically correct moniker of “intelligent design.†However, you mock everything that Christians believe in. I noticed how in the story of your drug induced spaghetti monster you capitalize the name of your so called creator. Although I am not a perfect person and yes I do sin, I believe your opinion is blasphemous. I also realize that what I am writing to you will probably be scoffed at because you have already made up your mind that science has all of the answers, consider this: Science is largely theory and the test results can be manipulated every time to derive at a particular result. It is unfortunate that you must down grade something you don’t understand, but that’s okay. God gave you a brain and free will to decide what you want to do and whom you will follow. I just pray that you don’t burn all of your bridges before it is too late.
Your brother in Christ,
Eric E. House
P.S. I’ll pray for you with the hope that when you have children you are spared from losing them to some sort of tragedy. Because I know that if that happens to you, you will most certainly blame God and that simple act of blaming Him will result in your acknowlegment that He truly does exist.
pitiful…
Church sucks
Avast scurvy dogs.
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Mock christians ye say? i mock ALL who believe in a divine creator. Mock Mock Mock. I have no beliefs but i do have some good ideas and some morals. As for losing children perhaps we could notch up the tradegy stakes a bit higher to try and invoke some sort of divine feeling? how about a busload of the little ankle biters, driven by a nun, on their way to a charity petting zoo? of maybe some war buddies (been there seen that, got the hang ups thanks….)
I’ve seen all kinds of countries, religions, and ways of life. (6 continents and 37 countries and counting) and on the great pasta scales of the universe we’re better of without religion. so if you’re defining argument is either “believe its better that way”, i say avast ye dog, or “believe or bad stuff will happen”, i say double avast to ye petulant spiteful gods, or even just “believe because it’s right” then i spit, shout avast and demand the smallest crumb, an iota of evidence to back it up.
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Because so far i’ve seen nothing to beat some nice pasta, a barrel of grog, and just being nice to people, having fridays off, getting to be a pirate and the vague promise of a beer volcano and stripper factory
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RAmen
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and in case you missed the point.
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oh get over it you stupid git. apparently, jesus loves you. isn’t that all that matters?
and that my friends is the the most intelligent quote to date in here by a religious person.
unfortunately its wrong in so many ways.
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1. I refute the suggestion i am stupid with 2 post graduate qualifications in my chosen field, and a host of professional qualifications including practical, academic and military. (Thats British qualifiactions as well, where you can’t buy them…) In comparison Cathie you have????
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2. I am not a git as defined by the dictionary(n : a person who is deemed to be despicable or contemptible; “only a rotter would do that”; “kill the rat”; “throw the bum out”; “you cowardly little pukes!”; “the British call a contemptible person a `git’”)
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3. “Apparently, Jesus loves you”. the use of “apparently” implies there is something to be apparent, ie: it appears. rest assured that i will inform EVERYBODY if Jesus appears to me and makes his love apparent (although I’m not into men personally, but hey whatever floats his pirate ship)
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4.”isn’t that all that matters”. er, no. some might say the atrocities carried in the name of a huge delusional lie, perpetuated for various forms of social control as opposed to actually treating humans as, well humans, not to mention the pursuit of truth wherever it leads might actually matter.
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So in conclusion i’ll continue to mock.
mock,mock,mock,mock,mock,mock,mock,mock,mock,mock
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and i’d burn some bridges if i thought it’d help the species acheive sentience as oppossed to superstition..
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I don’t mock the Christian faith, at least when I’m in a good mood anyway. But I can’t support it either. I’ve seen women _buying_ holy “blessed” water for their sick children, while their Catholic priests are covered in gold and silk. And I’M going to go to hell… Ah well. I’ll be warmer there than in this cursed British weather…
I think it’s kind of ironic when some idiot uses the internet to tell everyone that science is just made up of baseless opinions and ‘theories’. Here I thought that it had something to do with logic gates, IP protocols, semiconductor physics, software and firmware. But I guess it was angels and demons fighting inside the big box on my desk. You’ve convinced me Eric. The next time I have a system crash I’ll call my local witch doctor (if the fairies in the phone lines let me)
How does it feel to be a total retard?
Perhaps there is room for improvement as Mr House suggests. I for one see the day of Reformed Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster where the pasta is whole grain or perhaps multi-grain and the sauce is meat free, where the mind is free to believe that the pasta may be linguine, penne or God forbid, angel hair.
i miss saying it…
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mock mock mock
“……It is unfortunate that you must down grade something you don’t understand, but that’s okay. ……”
and It is unfortunate Mr. House that you must down grade something you don’t understand…..namely evolution and science in general. Buts that’s ok. We will pray for you. May you see the pastafarian light. (actually you can’t miss it as it is very very very bright.)
RAmen
I think it’s the saddest thing when people attack science in this way - “Science is largely theory and the test results can be manipulated every time to derive at a particular result.”
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Are you sure that’s what you mean? Or are you really saying “I don’t trust people who’re smarter than me?”, because in my experience, that’s *exactly* what a lot of the distrust of science is all about.
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Which is more likely: A global conspiracy perpetuated by the same people who brought you really handy, neat stuff like smallpox eradication, antibiotics, digital wristwatches, telecommunications, the computer you’re sitting at, etc. etc. etc.
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or:
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A big ole spooky invisible dude who will reward you with eternal subservience if you live your life like our species hasn’t learnt a damn thing in the last twenty centuries?
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Not a difficult one, surely?.
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If science is *so* crappy, and *so* unreliable, do what you’d do as a consumer and STOP using it’s products! Find a cave to live in, produce or hunt your own food, and kiss goodbye to medical treatment forever. You’ll be fine, surely - your invisible friend’ll look after you, won’t he?
BRAVO!
RAmen
Spider, you read my mind. I have the words “mock,mock, mock” going through my mind to the tune of “Shake your booty”, by, uh, K.C. and the Sunshine Band? I think I need some help.
I am pissed off with this crap from now on I want you Bible bashers to refer to God as the Theory of God, and I am being kind by giving it theory name as normally you need to have some solid evidence to back up a theory.
*Bashes Bible*
Well, now that thats done.
Simple common sence would indicate that by posting that, Nowtheworld, you would just get people making fun of you. But then your christian so il have to forgive you for not having any common sence
Meee,
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I think that you may have misunderstood what I meant. I am not a Christian, but and Atheist more specifically I am an Existentialist. If you call me a Christian again and I findout where you live you are in trouble! (only kidding)
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What I meant by the above was the fact that theists keep abusing the fact that the science world always calls it’s subjects by the term Theory, this give them a miss guided view that they are thus weak. Now should we not refer to all God teachings are the Theory of God, especially in Religious studies.
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My problem that say you go to a science class and you hear the word theory all the time then you go to a religious studies class and hear it being refered to as fact. Would you not say that this is a form of brainwashing.
I know the truth and you are just wrong. How do I know it? I just know it in my heart. Do I think that other people feel as strongly as I do about their beliefs? I don’t know, why are you asking me this? It makes me mad. I know the truth, I just know it. Besides, it is written in the big book. If you don’t start agreeing with me soon I will start a war with you.
Peace and Love,
Knower of Truth
Well done, Knower of Truth. That’s a fair parody. Can we copy it into posts on theistic sites? (It seems kind of unnecessary here, there being enough people who actually say exactly that, albeit less politely.)
Go for it J. I have to admit I was in reactive mode when I wrote it. I am new to this site and it was making me very very happy and then I read some crazy fundy responses that scared me. I bet most of those people are in reactive mode when they respond to posts. They can’t really be that angry that we disagree with them, can they?
Either way, Noodles make better gods since they are so tasty!
Now I am hungry.
KOT
Oh saucywench, mock i say, mock mock mock.
this shall be the uplifting shanty to fill the vaulted ships holds at the last port call for a pirate.
for to mock is part of his noodly design,
it lets us spy the landlubbers for they shrink at the noodle blessed sound of mocking
so until we run dry of grog, or wenches or humour
i’ll say it agin.
MOCK
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if this offends you, good, stop being so uptight
god doesn’t exist. get over it. that doesn’t mean science has all the answers either. just because you criticise science doesn’t mean religion is valid… i mean, do you people really believe there is a man (with a penis he never uses?) up in the sky? get real.
i grew up the grandson or a luthern preacher and my Wench is the daughter of a luthern preacher we have seen first hand the lie of established religion for we have lived behind the pomp and pagentry of the church and experienced the neglect, abuse, and closed minded ignorance of those who are meant to represent thier god dont let them fool you they dont know what thier bullshit is about either
RAmen
Well then I guess we have to do what he says.
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“I don’t believe this shit!!â€. I guess you believe some other shit.
This is representative of what’s inside the minds of most voters in this once great secular nation of ours. Sadly, it’s easier to use a combination of faith and force than it is reason. Marxism, another ‘great’ religion, has killed nearly as many people as Christianity and Islam see: http://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills . I urge you to read every page at these websites. Also interesting for those who wish to be clued in, live longer, healthier happier, I suggest you check out these sites:
http://www.kurzweilai.net
http://www.aynrand.org/site/PageServer?pagename=media_topic_religion
http://www.optimal.org -Peter Voss’s page.
Investigate all of these sites in great detail if you wish to avoid being part of the problem of human ignorance. They contain many useful directions to pursue, especially for young people overcoming the confusion of religious bad thinking. Religion is what is known by scientists as a “bad meme”.
—-”PLAYBOY: “Has no religion, in your estimation, ever offered anything of constructive value to human life?”
RAND: “Qua religion, no—in the sense of blind belief, belief unsupported by, or contrary to, the facts of reality and conclusions of reason. Faith, as such, is extremely detrimental to human life: it is the negation of reason.”
[”Playboy’s Interview with Ayn Rand,” Playboy, March 1964. ]—-
Sincerely,
Jake Witmer
Keep up the great work Mr. Henderson!!!! :D I believe you are a true warrior in ongoing battle against human ignorance. May evangelism from the Church of FSM replace all other religions! -It just makes more sense! (BTW, is it accepatble to eat Shirataki at an FSM sevice?)
Also, I am interested in building a physical church for the FSM in Chicago. Say maybe in 5-10 years time. Give your website a chance to gain more adherents… HA ha!
-Jake Witmer
Hi Jake and welcome - you might want to read the eight I’d rather you didn’ts - go to wikipedia FSM - his noodliness doesn’t want physical churches, but pirate ships are good :)
He is very all encompassing, so I am sure Shirataki would be just fine :) (Whatever that may be ;) )
I miss saying it regularly…
MOCK
Take a good look at the messenger, he wants your head, their everywhere….
Well what do you think about when your alone? I think I want to get out of the rat hole..
These past two comments are quotes from Johnny Nemonic…it’s all make believe…
@Eric
You are correct when you say that scientific data can be altered to fit a desired conclusion. That’s why honest scientists get so angry when the dishonest ones do it! The good news is that other experiments are done that catch the lies in the manipulated data. Isn’t science wonderful?!
-Avatar of Reason
RAmen Avatar of Reason. The only “peer review” the YECS/IDiots partake of is conducted by parties who are agreeable to the concepts/conclusions presented. This is dictated by the fact that they have all agreed to an identical “Statement of Faith” (AiG) A requirement of which is “no evidence which contradicts the scriptural record can be accepted”! Very objective!!!
So which God is this then? I thought our God was the best God? Come and worship the real God at www.linguinegod.co.uk . Our God has big balls and loads of tits.
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