i don’t believe this shit!!!

i don’t believe this shit!!! Why are you telling this ************ to all people all over the world??? You must be silly!!! This is only a gag. You might’nt believe! -Sebastian Fritz

Really, you should be ashamed of yourself. Its okay, I guess if you don’t want to believe in Creation. Oops, I didn’t use the politically correct moniker of “intelligent design.” However, you mock everything that Christians believe in. I noticed how in the story of your drug induced spaghetti monster you capitalize the name of your so called creator. Although I am not a perfect person and yes I do sin, I believe your opinion is blasphemous. I also realize that what I am writing to you will probably be scoffed at because you have already made up your mind that science has all of the answers, consider this: Science is largely theory and the test results can be manipulated every time to derive at a particular result. It is unfortunate that you must down grade something you don’t understand, but that’s okay. God gave you a brain and free will to decide what you want to do and whom you will follow. I just pray that you don’t burn all of your bridges before it is too late.

Your brother in Christ,

Eric E. House

P.S. I’ll pray for you with the hope that when you have children you are spared from losing them to some sort of tragedy. Because I know that if that happens to you, you will most certainly blame God and that simple act of blaming Him will result in your acknowlegment that He truly does exist.

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  1. 21 Arndt Oct 21st, 2006 at 10:32 pm

    god doesn’t exist. get over it. that doesn’t mean science has all the answers either. just because you criticise science doesn’t mean religion is valid… i mean, do you people really believe there is a man (with a penis he never uses?) up in the sky? get real.

  2. 22 god of nothing lord of lies Dec 30th, 2006 at 4:09 pm

    i grew up the grandson or a luthern preacher and my Wench is the daughter of a luthern preacher we have seen first hand the lie of established religion for we have lived behind the pomp and pagentry of the church and experienced the neglect, abuse, and closed minded ignorance of those who are meant to represent thier god dont let them fool you they dont know what thier bullshit is about either

    RAmen

  3. 23 Bri Jan 3rd, 2007 at 7:24 pm

    Well then I guess we have to do what he says.

    *scoffs**scoffs**scoffs**scoffs**scoffs**scoffs**scoffs**scoffs**scoffs**scoffs**scoffs**scoffs**scoffs**scoffs**scoffs**scoffs**scoffs**scoffs**scoffs**scoffs**scoffs**scoffs**scoffs**scoffs**scoffs**scoffs**scoffs**scoffs**scoffs**scoffs*

  4. 24 Johnny Corvette Jan 3rd, 2007 at 11:27 pm

    “I don’t believe this shit!!”. I guess you believe some other shit.

  5. 25 Jake Witmer Jan 8th, 2007 at 12:51 am

    This is representative of what’s inside the minds of most voters in this once great secular nation of ours. Sadly, it’s easier to use a combination of faith and force than it is reason. Marxism, another ‘great’ religion, has killed nearly as many people as Christianity and Islam see: http://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills . I urge you to read every page at these websites. Also interesting for those who wish to be clued in, live longer, healthier happier, I suggest you check out these sites:
    http://www.kurzweilai.net
    http://www.aynrand.org/site/PageServer?pagename=media_topic_religion
    http://www.optimal.org -Peter Voss’s page.

    Investigate all of these sites in great detail if you wish to avoid being part of the problem of human ignorance. They contain many useful directions to pursue, especially for young people overcoming the confusion of religious bad thinking. Religion is what is known by scientists as a “bad meme”.

    —-”PLAYBOY: “Has no religion, in your estimation, ever offered anything of constructive value to human life?”

    RAND: “Qua religion, no—in the sense of blind belief, belief unsupported by, or contrary to, the facts of reality and conclusions of reason. Faith, as such, is extremely detrimental to human life: it is the negation of reason.”

    [”Playboy’s Interview with Ayn Rand,” Playboy, March 1964. ]—-

    Sincerely,

    Jake Witmer

  6. 26 Jake Witmer Jan 8th, 2007 at 12:58 am

    Keep up the great work Mr. Henderson!!!! :D I believe you are a true warrior in ongoing battle against human ignorance. May evangelism from the Church of FSM replace all other religions! -It just makes more sense! (BTW, is it accepatble to eat Shirataki at an FSM sevice?)

    Also, I am interested in building a physical church for the FSM in Chicago. Say maybe in 5-10 years time. Give your website a chance to gain more adherents… HA ha!

    -Jake Witmer

  7. 27 Booty Jan 8th, 2007 at 1:17 am

    Hi Jake and welcome - you might want to read the eight I’d rather you didn’ts - go to wikipedia FSM - his noodliness doesn’t want physical churches, but pirate ships are good :)
    He is very all encompassing, so I am sure Shirataki would be just fine :) (Whatever that may be ;) )

  8. 28 Navigator Spider Jan 13th, 2007 at 11:42 am

    I miss saying it regularly…
    MOCK

  9. 29 konish Mar 4th, 2007 at 5:30 pm

    Take a good look at the messenger, he wants your head, their everywhere….

  10. 30 konish Mar 4th, 2007 at 5:32 pm

    Well what do you think about when your alone? I think I want to get out of the rat hole..

  11. 31 konish Mar 4th, 2007 at 5:36 pm

    These past two comments are quotes from Johnny Nemonic…it’s all make believe…

  12. 32 Avatar of Reason Mar 4th, 2007 at 6:14 pm

    @Eric
    You are correct when you say that scientific data can be altered to fit a desired conclusion. That’s why honest scientists get so angry when the dishonest ones do it! The good news is that other experiments are done that catch the lies in the manipulated data. Isn’t science wonderful?!
    -Avatar of Reason

  13. 33 Wench Nikkiee Mar 4th, 2007 at 6:26 pm

    RAmen Avatar of Reason. The only “peer review” the YECS/IDiots partake of is conducted by parties who are agreeable to the concepts/conclusions presented. This is dictated by the fact that they have all agreed to an identical “Statement of Faith” (AiG) A requirement of which is “no evidence which contradicts the scriptural record can be accepted”! Very objective!!!

  14. 34 Terry Jun 18th, 2007 at 7:56 am

    So which God is this then? I thought our God was the best God? Come and worship the real God at www.linguinegod.co.uk . Our God has big balls and loads of tits.

  15. 35 conwmgrrct Jun 21st, 2007 at 10:36 am

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