Comments on: I believe in God. You http://www.venganza.org/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/ Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:02:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: koobaxion http://www.venganza.org/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-898082 koobaxion Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:36:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-898082 Hell: It sucks 'cause its hot hope you enjoy your warm beer and STD infected strippers! Hell: It sucks ’cause its hot

hope you enjoy your warm beer and STD infected strippers!

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]]> By: Lol http://www.venganza.org/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-792499 Lol Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:28:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-792499 "If your view is correct, when I die, I’ll never know it." What about when you're in hell? “If your view is correct, when I die, I’ll never know it.”

What about when you’re in hell?

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]]> By: Captain Philaaarrrrhhh! http://www.venganza.org/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-676211 Captain Philaaarrrrhhh! Sun, 16 Nov 2008 16:51:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-676211 Ok Rowdy Wench! let's make it happen! RAmen Ok Rowdy Wench! let’s make it happen!

RAmen

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]]> By: Rowdy Wench http://www.venganza.org/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-107438 Rowdy Wench Fri, 27 Apr 2007 21:16:16 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-107438 How did we ever miss this one? Well, it'll have 500 posts by the end of the weekend! ;) @ FSMismy Saviour - Welcome and RAmen! How did we ever miss this one? Well, it’ll have 500 posts by the end of the weekend! ;)

@ FSMismy Saviour – Welcome and RAmen!

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]]> By: Lilith http://www.venganza.org/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-107429 Lilith Fri, 27 Apr 2007 20:50:46 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-107429 WOW! I've never been here.. *look around*... All that space!!! WOW! I’ve never been here.. *look around*… All that space!!!

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]]> By: FSMismySaviour http://www.venganza.org/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-107416 FSMismySaviour Fri, 27 Apr 2007 19:51:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-107416 Oops...nowtheworld has meaning wasn't the poster of tht....well. Sorry my noodly mate.... That post is directed at the OP. Oops…nowtheworld has meaning wasn’t the poster of tht….well. Sorry my noodly mate…. That post is directed at the OP.

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]]> By: FSMismySaviour http://www.venganza.org/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-107413 FSMismySaviour Fri, 27 Apr 2007 19:41:46 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-107413 Hello nowtheworldhasmeaning, First off I'd Like to let you know that we WILL know if we are right because we will get our strippers and beer, and you WILL know if you're right because you'll see jesus, allah or zeus or whoever your arguing for there (unclear) and they'll give you what ever you think your going to get. So it's kind of a 50/50 chance if you only considered our two religions. Which one you choose is irrelevant as you will have the same probability of being right or wrong (as I said, only considering our 2 religions..That's omitting the infinitely unlimited possibilities of other religions or set of beliefs a person could choose to hold), SO I think you are confused and think you have walked into a server full of Atheists instead of pastafarians...If that is the case then the argument you are using is a form of pascal's gamble. If you'd like to read up on the Monumental, and seemingly endless flaws in that argument why not start with a good unbiased source like wiki. Then maybe next time you decide to bring an argument against those heathenous mongrel atheists, you won't seem like 'just another uneducated bible-thumping southern christian.'... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal's_Wager Hello nowtheworldhasmeaning,

First off I’d Like to let you know that we WILL know if we are right because we will get our strippers and beer, and you WILL know if you’re right because you’ll see jesus, allah or zeus or whoever your arguing for there (unclear) and they’ll give you what ever you think your going to get. So it’s kind of a 50/50 chance if you only considered our two religions. Which one you choose is irrelevant as you will have the same probability of being right or wrong (as I said, only considering our 2 religions..That’s omitting the infinitely unlimited possibilities of other religions or set of beliefs a person could choose to hold),

SO I think you are confused and think you have walked into a server full of Atheists instead of pastafarians…If that is the case then the argument you are using is a form of pascal’s gamble.

If you’d like to read up on the Monumental, and seemingly endless flaws in that argument why not start with a good unbiased source like wiki. Then maybe next time you decide to bring an argument against those heathenous mongrel atheists, you won’t seem like ‘just another uneducated bible-thumping southern christian.’…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal’s_Wager

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]]> By: Alchemist http://www.venganza.org/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-107409 Alchemist Fri, 27 Apr 2007 19:21:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-107409 Hey - only 9 responses on this one! New thread to abuse! Hey – only 9 responses on this one!
New thread to abuse!

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]]> By: Blake The Noodley One's Disciple http://www.venganza.org/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-107387 Blake The Noodley One's Disciple Fri, 27 Apr 2007 18:08:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-107387 Hrm, I was reading through the hatemail i'm unsure if the gospel was out yet but however, if you don't convert to our religion now you actually will know. You will end up in pastafarian hell with ugly strippers and flat beer. Have fun with that, we however will have good looking strippers who DON'T have STDs and good beer. Hope you convert, or don't hook up with a burner in hell, Blake Henderson Hrm, I was reading through the hatemail i’m unsure if the gospel was out yet but however, if you don’t convert to our religion now you actually will know. You will end up in pastafarian hell with ugly strippers and flat beer. Have fun with that, we however will have good looking strippers who DON’T have STDs and good beer.

Hope you convert, or don’t hook up with a burner in hell,
Blake Henderson

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]]> By: Homo narrans http://www.venganza.org/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-20205 Homo narrans Tue, 28 Nov 2006 11:52:35 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-20205 "If your view is correct, when I die, I’ll never know it. If my view is correct, when you die, YOU SURE WILL." okay, maybe the christian god is real. what if allah is the real one? what about shiva, vishnu, ganesh and kali? what about zeus or hera? odin? osiris? . if any of these gods are real, you'll sure as hell know about it when you die. in fact, i'd love to see you watch and shit yourself as anubis weighs your heart against a feather, before feeings your unworthy soul to Amam the Devourer. . at least us rationalists can claim we were always open to the possibility. we didn't bow down before the 'wrong' god, because we didn't bow before any god. you, on the other hand, would be screwed. “If your view is correct, when I die, I’ll never know it.

If my view is correct, when you die, YOU SURE WILL.”

okay, maybe the christian god is real.
what if allah is the real one?
what about shiva, vishnu, ganesh and kali?
what about zeus or hera?
odin?
osiris?
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if any of these gods are real, you’ll sure as hell know about it when you die. in fact, i’d love to see you watch and shit yourself as anubis weighs your heart against a feather, before feeings your unworthy soul to Amam the Devourer.
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at least us rationalists can claim we were always open to the possibility. we didn’t bow down before the ‘wrong’ god, because we didn’t bow before any god. you, on the other hand, would be screwed.

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]]> By: Pixel Pete http://www.venganza.org/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-6809 Pixel Pete Wed, 18 Oct 2006 19:33:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-6809 NowtheworldhasMeaning You forgot, it's because of all us 1337 cyper-pirates and the fact that everyone eats more spaghetti nowadays. FSM pwns NowtheworldhasMeaning

You forgot, it’s because of all us 1337 cyper-pirates and the fact that everyone eats more spaghetti nowadays.
FSM pwns

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]]> By: NowtheworldhasMeaning http://www.venganza.org/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-6805 NowtheworldhasMeaning Wed, 18 Oct 2006 19:19:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-6805 We have evidence mate, as I can't find the link I will just explain it, I am sure someone else will fill in any gaps. . Over the past hundred years peoples average height has gone up, this is linked with population explosions. This is due to his noodleness who keeps everyone and every thing on earth my gentlely pushing down on them. We the more things and especially people he presses down on the more less pressure he can apply to each thing/person and thus we all appear to be gettign taller. . Either that or we are changing for some genetic reason or other and as evolution is just a theory that can't be possible, can it? We have evidence mate, as I can’t find the link I will just explain it, I am sure someone else will fill in any gaps.
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Over the past hundred years peoples average height has gone up, this is linked with population explosions. This is due to his noodleness who keeps everyone and every thing on earth my gentlely pushing down on them. We the more things and especially people he presses down on the more less pressure he can apply to each thing/person and thus we all appear to be gettign taller.
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Either that or we are changing for some genetic reason or other and as evolution is just a theory that can’t be possible, can it?

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]]> By: Rowan http://www.venganza.org/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-6795 Rowan Wed, 18 Oct 2006 18:23:24 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-6795 Whoops. Thought I was arguing with Spider there. I would still like to hear henderob's answer to my question though. Whoops. Thought I was arguing with Spider there. I would still like to hear henderob’s answer to my question though.

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]]> By: Rowan http://www.venganza.org/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-6793 Rowan Wed, 18 Oct 2006 18:19:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-6793 No mate. We have faith in the Flying Spaghetti Monster because it is consistent with science and our instincts are so strong it exists that any other theory is all but inconceivable. What makebelieve entity do you believe in? No mate. We have faith in the Flying Spaghetti Monster because it is consistent with science and our instincts are so strong it exists that any other theory is all but inconceivable. What makebelieve entity do you believe in?

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]]> By: ryan...eats marshmallow mateys for breakfast. http://www.venganza.org/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-6789 ryan...eats marshmallow mateys for breakfast. Wed, 18 Oct 2006 17:41:54 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-6789 I love how people don't even know what they are talking about when they post a rebuttle. or why they think they are going to do any good by providing us with plenty of humorous material to read. i mean think about this scenario: some guy- "you are evil go to hell you evil guy im liek in love with jesus and i pray and give money to my pastor" me- "oh. ok. ill convert." I love how people don’t even know what they are talking about when they post a rebuttle.

or why they think they are going to do any good by providing us with plenty of humorous material to read. i mean think about this scenario:

some guy-
“you are evil go to hell you evil guy im liek in love with jesus and i pray and give money to my pastor”

me- “oh. ok. ill convert.”

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]]> By: spider http://www.venganza.org/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-6783 spider Wed, 18 Oct 2006 17:06:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-6783 So faith is basically insurance? kind of like saying i can't be arsed using my brain, but that sound like i'm covered if i go with it? So faith is basically insurance? kind of like saying i can’t be arsed using my brain, but that sound like i’m covered if i go with it?

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]]> By: Alexa Mancha http://www.venganza.org/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-2265 Alexa Mancha Sun, 17 Sep 2006 10:39:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/08/25/i-believe-in-god-you/#comment-2265 Then it seems you will never know. Then it seems you will never know.

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