Bobby, Right now you are

Bobby, Right now you are behaving in a manner that is a disgrace to Roseburg & our schools. You need to come to know Jesus Christ as your Savior, He created you & loves you. Only if you accept Him will you be with Him in heaven some day. Don’t miss out! Roseburg Christian – Mike and Joan Lorenzen -

6 Responses to “Bobby, Right now you are”
  1. 1 - Alexa Mancha - Sep 17th, 2006

    Right now you are behaving in a manner that is a disgrace of not only Roseburg, but of the whole US of A, which is a secular country last time I checked. So good day to you, Christians.
    RAmen

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  2. 2 - Lamna - Oct 31st, 2006

    Yeah but our god means he does not have to work. That better that jebus. What did he do for people? Other than steal there money.

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  3. 3 - Lamna - Oct 31st, 2006

    Also may the sauce be with you. Nearly forgot!

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  4. 4 - Enlightened. - Oct 31st, 2006

    I really think the Lorenzens mean well. Unfortunately, so did Ferdinand and Isabella.
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    And technically… Jesus Christ did not create man. You could make a claim for the statement that in his incarnation as part of the Holy Trinity, he took some small part in it, but the creation of man predates his birth on terra firma, so I’d have to reject your statement on plausibility alone and canon in specific.
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    Best regards.

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  5. 5 - Oregano - Sep 25th, 2008

    I swear to never use the word ’savior’ in conversation.

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  6. 6 - Garrick McElroy - May 28th, 2009

    Mmmmm, yeah, well, here’s the thing. I can’t believe in an vain, egotistical, self-righteous, “savior” that seems to believe that if we don’t believe in him, we’re terrible people, and deserve to drown in a lake of fire.

    Hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
    -GM
    RAmen

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