Only in a land of

Only in a land of fairy tales and disney lands can people believe that “things” just poof “appear”.

Evolution uses monkeys, time and chance to explain how everything came to be. The fool says in his heart there is no God, so I will prove to you that you are that fool. Take the evolution theory (which is your only choice), rewind it in your mind until you get to the Big Bang…now pause. How did those original molecules come into being?

Poof, fairy tales…they just appeared out of nothing, nowhere.

Ok so who is the dummy here, me or you? I got reality on my side and you dont and here is the obvious point you missed though you stare at it everyday…: Complex objects dont appear from nothing, be it a car, airplane, computer chip they all have a designer and strenous efforts to make them, any slip in the manufacturing process screws it all up.

I have reality on my side…I believe in a Designer: God., the God of the Bible that explained creation to your ancestors and could to you but you are stubborn as heck, Id say even more then a mule.

There are NO transistionary fossils in the record (ie. half bird, half fish) The second law of thermo-dynamics conclude that everything is falling apart, not evolving into mor complex entities.

How come we still have Apes if they evolved into humans? Apes are there to show how foolish you evolutionists are.

YOu could hide behind your “I dont believe that, I simply believe in the meatball theory” Then my theory on you being a fool would be obviously clear and intact.

And if you still think you are so smart and wise,to be above a Biblical God theory, allowt me ask your wife how you really are and it should silence you.

David Dorozan

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  1. 21 Lamna Oct 31st, 2006 at 12:15 pm

    Ouch paradoxs hurt, you should have been there when i tryed to kill my grandad. Of and if the second law means that life cant evolve it means that you cant build a car, or make a better computer, or evan learn anything.

  2. 22 nikkiee Nov 1st, 2006 at 5:26 am

    OEj
    You are a man of many talents!
    RAmen
    @ Davey
    Big bang = every time traveller in the entire history of the universe, all arriving at the same time, in the same place.
    Travellers at the End of Time? Micheal Moorcock (never did find out if Moorcock was his rel family name) Another eloquent Englishman. I think he be a pirate.

  3. 23 One Eyed Jack Nov 1st, 2006 at 5:40 am

    nikkiee,
    .
    One must be flexible like His Noodly Appendage.
    .
    RAmen.

  4. 24 nikkiee Nov 1st, 2006 at 5:55 am

    Well yes OEJ
    I think you are blessed to be an aspiring theologian and not the prophet himself. Three oars and a dog would command a great deal of flexibility!!

  5. 25 One Eyed Jack Nov 1st, 2006 at 6:02 am

    Let’s see if we can fix this boldface How is that?

  6. 26 One Eyed Jack Nov 1st, 2006 at 6:03 am

    Bah! Guess this blog doesn’t recognize html tags.

  7. 27 nikkiee Nov 1st, 2006 at 6:17 am

    How is that?
    Bold!

  8. 28 jesus christ Nov 26th, 2006 at 3:00 pm

    the fact that god just created everything out of nowhere is a fairytale. way to be a hypocrite

  9. 29 Penne Nov 26th, 2006 at 3:10 pm

    this one is just too easy.

  10. 30 Alice Jul 24th, 2007 at 5:10 am

    I must add something very late, but I must say, I am impressed by the 13 year old!

    Bravo, even now that you are 15 ;)

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