I’m not sure how exactly to respond to your comments. I guess I pray for mercy for you as you seem to feel so comfortable hurting and mocking the very creator who gave you the ability to do such. It’s a little ironic.
God bless, Anne
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
mocking our creator? he’s the friggin prophet of our creator!
“mocking the very creator who gave you the ability to do such.”
Just got to love that logic :)
“I guess I pray for mercy for you as you seem to feel so comfortable hurting and mocking the very creator who gave you the ability to do such”…
why? if the door policy for heaven is set, equitable and unchanging what difference do your prayers make? does this mean i be as heretical as i like if enough people pray for me?… i’d much prefer you kept your thoughts off my consciousness and on your own. go do something nice, read a book (try Darwin, or maybe Waterson it’s funnier), maybe help the homeless, do something for charity or just sink a cold one. But for the love of FSM do it because you want to not because you think it’ll earn points with some mythical being…
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in the meantime ihaven’t said it for a while
mock
mock
mock
mwahahahahaaaaa!