Archive for August, 2005

Aren’t you tired of being

Aren’t you tired of being a faceless and unimportant pawn for evil? Don’t be a tool. Whether you want to admit it or not you’re being used and controlled by evil. I bet that you really do believe in God and all of his good. It’s just that something in your past has hurt you [...]

I believe in God. You

I believe in God.
You obviously don’t.
If your view is correct, when I die, I’ll never know it.
If my view is correct, when you die, YOU SURE WILL.

You are a 25-year-old ignorant moron!

You are a 25-year-old ignorant moron!
Actually, with the complexity of the universe we live in the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory has more credence than the theory of evolution that we just appeared out of some gobbly-gooked prehistoric soup; starting off as some one celled life form and eventually becoming a 25 year old idiot student [...]

i don’t believe this shit!!!

i don’t believe this shit!!! Why are you telling this ************ to all people all over the world??? You must be silly!!! This is only a gag. You might’nt believe! -Sebastian Fritz
Really, you should be ashamed of yourself. Its okay, I guess if you don’t want to believe in Creation. Oops, I didn’t use [...]

Mr. Henderson, I hope you

Mr. Henderson,
I hope you do not think that putting the comments of the “wise” on your web page will cause the true believers to doubt our Savior. You can quote the scientific community and list the names of those who claim to have a PhD, but those of us who know the truth are only [...]

When you look at your

When you look at your website and see what it is you’re advocating….do you ever just shit your pants a little bit? I only ask because i just viewed your website, and in the middle, I accidentally made a little poopy. Please help me figure out if this is a serious medical situation, or if [...]

Bobby, Right now you are

Bobby, Right now you are behaving in a manner that is a disgrace to Roseburg & our schools. You need to come to know Jesus Christ as your Savior, He created you & loves you. Only if you accept Him will you be with Him in heaven some day. Don’t miss out! Roseburg Christian - [...]

Only in a land of

Only in a land of fairy tales and disney lands can people believe that “things” just poof “appear”.
Evolution uses monkeys, time and chance to explain how everything came to be. The fool says in his heart there is no God, so I will prove to you that you are that fool. Take the evolution theory [...]

I’m not sure how exactly

I’m not sure how exactly to respond to your comments. I guess I pray for mercy for you as you seem to feel so comfortable hurting and mocking the very creator who gave you the ability to do such. It’s a little ironic.
God bless, Anne

This part of your website

This part of your website interested me greatly:
“So.. to the majority members of the Kansas School Board: Why are you so hell-bent on this? Where are your supporters? Have them contact me, because I have yet to hear a single explanation of why faith-based theories should be taught in science classrooms.”
Are you really trying to [...]

Bobby: It is interesting that

Bobby:
It is interesting that evolution advocates use derision and sarcasm to deal with those who believe in intelligent design. They also seem to think that evolution is one unified belief. It is obvious that the theory of evolution is really less than a scientific theory. One can see that by the lack of intermediate species [...]

Hello To preface this e-mail

Hello To preface this e-mail I am a PhD student working on the urban ecology and the ecophysiology of bats and in principle I agree with the point your trying to make. However don’t you think that the incredible level of self important, smug, adolescent and culturally insensitive wiseass tone of your web site totally [...]

Have the courage to post this letter on your site?

Mr Henderson-
While I found your “open letter” interesting in a sort of adolescent, college sophomore kind of way that I would have found entertaining 25 years ago, I also found it tiresome, conceited, and immature.
Stipulated:
-I majored in biology in college and I am a working scientist.
-I believe that life evolved on Earth pretty much the [...]

Bobby, Grow up. You are

Bobby,
Grow up. You are behaving like an idiot. It is people like you that give your side no credibility at all.
Take your spaghetti monster and stick it.
Kelly J. Coppola, RN

Dear Bobby, With all due

Dear Bobby,
With all due respect, FSM is nothing more than God disguised as a pasta dinner. The issue here is not the Creator, but the Designer of the complex functions that defy the probability of mindless evolution. While God (aka FSM), is a pretty good candidate, I’d like to nominate my late Great Uncle Morris, [...]

Mr Bobby, You are too

Mr Bobby,
You are too narrow minded despite your comic genius. You claim to have received no emails offering a “reason” to allow Intelligent Design theory into the high school curriculum. OK! How about academic freedom? No good science course disc uses only proven facts. The desire to remove any taint of religiosity from the [...]

Brian I would like to

Brian
I would like to tell you that i was very offended by your letter, and would like to join the 5% that believes you are going to hell. I did not at all appreciate the way you dipict those who beleive something other than you. Jack ass. P.S. I hope your genitals fall off [...]

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American




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