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Bobby, You already have faith

Published July 28th, 2005 by Bobby Henderson

Bobby,

You already have faith if you believe anything you have never seen is true…I have heard and I accept you into my heart Jesus.

Now you will see for yourself the power of Christ!



31 Responses to “Bobby, You already have faith”

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  1. someone says:

    well have you seen jesus?
    i think not

  2. Alexa Mancha says:

    u dun get satire, do you?

  3. Lamna says:

    Everyone has faith stupid. I have faith the ground won’t turn to dust when i walk on it But that does not mean I belive in a story book wrote thousands of years ago. Ha ha i just realised this guy thinks bobby is jebus! Read the email through again.

  4. J says:

    ‘Now you will see for yourself the power of Christ!’
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    …well?
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    Takes his bloody time, Christ, doesn’t he?

  5. Capn'EmilyRose'Skittle says:

    Tell me about it, J. I’ve been waiting for years.

    RAmen.

  6. Commodore Angryy says:

    can jesus cast fireball or magic missile. i think not. i bet we’ve got more cannons than him too

  7. DutchPastaGuy says:

    Ah, another Christian, another demonstration of how faith makes people happy to be stupid. According to the comment, those of us whose refridgerators are powered by nuclear energy keep their food cool by faith. Noone man has ever seen uranium nuclei split with his own eyes, nor will they ever. I would strongly contend that that is knowledge rather than faith (two very different, mutually exclusive things). Or does the poster of the original comment think we should praise nuclear reactors too and that they who work to keep them running are high-priests of nuclear physical faith?

  8. Red DutchPasta Wench says:

    DPG, that sound a lot like Asimov’s Fundation series. There something like that actually happens, and it sounds plausible too.

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