Bobby,
You already have faith if you believe anything you have never seen is true…I have heard and I accept you into my heart Jesus.
Now you will see for yourself the power of Christ!
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
RAmen Iron Bess
@ Dutchy
the heat and light from the explosion of the BB could have been a catalyst for the entire universe to simply start existing at the speed of light. the normal rules of phsics don’t exist in a black hole, ad certainly not in the beginning, if indeed there was one. and before you say anything, ask yourself… were you there?
@Alchemist - Mine is from Wilkos :)
It is getting a bit rusty round the edges,do you think I need to upgrade too?
I think so Booty, rust makes for less enjoyable pastasauce :(
Alchemist
“Commodore Angryy
“…when this theory comes up fundies say “that explosion is god”.”
ripped from wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtles_all_the_way_down
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“If everything must have a cause, then God must have a cause. If there can be anything without a cause, it may just as well be the world as God, so that there cannot be any validity in that argument. It is exactly of the same nature as the Hindu’s view, that the world rested upon an elephant and the elephant rested upon a tortoise; and when they said, “How about the tortoise?” the Indian said, “Suppose we change the subject.”” Bertrand Russell, 1927 “Why I am not a Christian””
Ok, what the hell first of all. If i were to quote wikipedia, i wouldn’t be bothered changing the wording around, i’m lazy, and you know it. Second, i actually learn shit in religion class and don’t need wikipedia to provide me with ammunition against fundies. 3rd, if i were looking for stuff about god, why would i type turtles into search? Your entire theory on this is flawed, and i’m personally shocked that you think that i need shit like wikipedia to make me an intellectual. What a dick.