ok, seriousley, your taking the

ok, seriousley, your taking the monster thing too far.

nobody cares about it stfu.

for sombody who makes “50k” a year, you sure seem desperate with merchandising your lame monster joke.

you know, science does explain alot of things for me but when it comes to the origin of life itself and the birth of the universe, science gets very shady. not that im saying “god” is the awnser but science sure as hell aint it.

anyaways, as an intelectual man such as yourself, you should have the simple common sence to respect other peoples beliefs. making a LAME joke about the the one awnser the one thing your whole pathetic life is base upon CANT awnser is a sign of how your brain is flawed. i would suggest growing up allitle and/or blowing your fucking face off with a shotgun.

fucking humans, your all pathetic. you dont know shit bitch.

Andiar Rohnds

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  1. 1 - someone - Sep 16th, 2006

    “fucking humans”
    BOBBY YOUR SITE IS BEING COMMENTED BY ALIENS!!!
    they must see the fsm quite a bit, in their flying saucers and all that

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  2. 2 - Nerkie - Nov 8th, 2006

    Dude you’re one to talk about maturity…
    “fucking humans”
    You’re a ‘fucking human’ too, smart ass.

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  3. 3 - Mike Meier - Nov 8th, 2006

    Shady? No. Science isn’t trying to fool anyone. Sketchy, sometimes. Provisional, certainly. Science is a search, an inquiry, a work in progress.
    .
    Compare that to the typical religion, which in the case of Christianity, is based on 2000-4000 year old texts written by people who did not know the earth was round, that the land did not float on the water, that the stars were suns, galaxies, etc., where babies came from, why people got sick, and much more, yet it is considered to be so perfect that it is beyond critical study and instead must be read with faith (willful ignorance). Now, there definitely is something shady about that.

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  4. 4 - Nowtheworldhasmeaning - Nov 8th, 2006

    “you know, science does explain alot of things for me but when it comes to the origin of life itself and the birth of the universe, science gets very shady”
    .
    How the fuck is science “shady” it states that it does not have a definitive answer, what part of “we are not sure, but all the evidence so far suggests this….” is shady?
    .
    You’re out of your fucking mind if you think religions answers to these questions are not “Shady”, “yeah it was God, no you have to have faith,” “Whats Faith, Priest?” “It means not asking me any difficult questions that I obviously can’t answer my child!”
    .
    Evolution really does give me hope after reading posts by morons like yourself, gives me hope that perhaps humanity as it stands is not the finished article because if it is we are truely fucked!

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  5. 5 - Nowtheworldhasmeaning - Nov 8th, 2006

    Sorry Mike Meier I know you where trying to be polite but I am just frustraited with dribbling fools like this guy.

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  6. 6 - nikkiee - Nov 8th, 2006

    Those that don’t believe evolution are the ones that need it most!

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  7. 7 - nikkiee - Nov 8th, 2006

    In fact, the reason they don’t “believe” is because it just hasn’t happened for them.
    Devolution maybe.

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  8. 8 - Mike Meier - Nov 8th, 2006

    NTWHM – Polite usually works better in the long run, but I understand your frustration. At least you might be able to push some buttons my replay can’t. Get them to think for themselves.
    .
    Modest yet meaningful mental and intellectual evolution shouldn’t require 1200+ generations. In this case, it should take only about 5 minutes. But if I am wrong, then our great-great…granchildren will be living alongside mental monkeys that ARE our decendants. (Maybe the evolutionary tree actually branched when He revealed himself to the world, but the branch is still too short for all to see it clearly.)

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  9. 9 - Marcus Marinara - Nov 8th, 2006

    Andiar Rohnds,

    I said I wanted a LARGE fries with this order. Oh, and by the way, that full body sheet that you wear on Saturday night “meetings” is really not very flattering.

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  10. 10 - Penne - Nov 8th, 2006

    Marcus,I think that name got spelled wrong:Anal Rods makes more scents.

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  11. 11 - Marcus Marinara - Nov 8th, 2006

    Rods are ALMOST as good as oars but not quite. No, no, oars have that certain “je ne sais quoi”.

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  12. 12 - Nowtheworldhasmeaning - Nov 8th, 2006

    How have we managed to get the words “anal and oars” in yet another board?

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  13. 13 - Capn’EmilyRose’Skittle - Jan 22nd, 2007

    It’s not our fault the hate mailers are, as a general rule, obsessed with oars and homosexuals, NTWHM.

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  14. 14 - Reputo - Mar 3rd, 2007

    Anyone here, don’t worry. The people here are either Atheists who want to ridicule religion, or just people who want have a funny religion to laugh about. The truth is no one here actually believes that a flying spaghetti monster is real. The reason they have your childish like drawing is because it is showing this is a joke. The creator most likely is an atheist. I didn’t waste my time looking if he was or not. So no one actually believes in this anyways. However, for you atheists and people who pretend to believe in this person, if you’re going believe in religion, try Christianity. You atheists are logical, right? You believe that when you die, you simply die. However, even though their is some proof of intelligent design, why not try Christianity. You might as well cover all the bases, or get the most chances by covering them all. Not on something that has no chance. And I’m not going to bother reading replies, so this is all I had to say I said this before and I’ll say it again. Oh yes. If you write hate-mail it means you care. However, think logically for those of you.

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  15. 15 - Alchemist - Mar 3rd, 2007

    @Repulto.
    “….The truth is no one here actually believes that a flying spaghetti monster is real. ”
    .
    YES WE DO! (grammar could do with a bit of work :) )

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  17. 17 - Wench Nikkiee - Apr 8th, 2007

    @Reputo Mar 3rd, 2007 at 8:24 pm
    You posted the exact same post a month ago.
    Aww…..did people stop leaving responses for you to come back and read?
    Desperate for attention much??
    RAmen
    .
    .
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  18. 18 - Wench Nikkiee - Apr 8th, 2007

    Ooops…that is from last month
    reputo’s same post must have been posted on a few different threads!!

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  25. 25 - Capt’n Narrth - Jun 26th, 2007

    Reputo, surely joining a religeon out of fear for going to hell is the wrong reason and any divine being would see through you.

    Now, *we* on the other hand have been toucher by his noodley appendage and can feel it weighing down apon us. Yarr. The only thing we fear is midgets.

    RAmen

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  26. 26 - atticuselias - Jun 26th, 2007

    OK, seriously, you’re taking the monster thing too far.

    Nobody cares about it so stfu.

    For somebody who makes “50k” a year, you sure seem desperate with merchandising your lame monster joke.

    You know, science does explain a lot of things for me but when it comes to the origin of life itself and the birth of the universe, science gets very shady. Not that I’m saying “God” is the answer but science sure as hell ain’t it.

    Anyways, as an intellectual man such as yourself, you should have the simple common sense to respect other peoples beliefs. Making a LAME joke about the the one answer, the one thing your whole pathetic life is base upon CAN’T answer is a sign of how your brain is flawed. I would suggest growing up a little and/or blowing your fucking face off with a shotgun.

    Fucking humans, you’re all pathetic. You don’t know shit bitch.

    Andiar Rohnds
    ****

    Trying to make it look a little more intelligent than it really is…

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  27. 27 - Prof. B♥♥ty - Jun 26th, 2007

    Give it up atticuselias! For some there is no hope!

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  28. 28 - Wench Nikkiee - Jun 26th, 2007

    Woohoo…new thread material! :))
    .
    “Fucking humans, you’re all pathetic. You don’t know shit bitch.”
    .
    Another angry alien?
    .
    “your lame monster joke”……….”Making a LAME joke”
    Lame joke…lame joke? How dare you come here and call our beliefs and religion a lame joke! No beer and strippers for you!!
    Blaaagh!

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  29. 29 - Wench Nikkiee - Jun 26th, 2007

    “Not that I’m saying “God” is the answer but science sure as hell ain’t it.”
    .
    Well derrr…off course not! The answer is 42 and the FSM created it! Sheeesh!

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  30. 30 - Bobby someone here don’t like you much - Jun 26th, 2007

    Oooops! Now you’re in trouble.

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  31. 31 - DutchPastaGuy - Jun 26th, 2007

    @atticuselias
    “Not that I’m saying “God” is the answer but science sure as hell ain’t it.”
    Patience. At some point during the Dark ages the plague was attributed to the wrath of god. Now we can eredicate it or unleash it ourselves at will. Science has been taking away more and more from the portfolio of religion. Let’s give science as much of a chance as religion has had. On the religious side: promises of Gods kingdom on earth and then two millenia of nothing. Believers having to come up with increasingly stupid excuses as to why this place is often so nasty. During the same time science on the other hand has made spectacular progress. It doesn’t take a genius to see the pattern.
    .
    But you’re free to stick with your losing cause of course.

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  32. 32 - Pirate Tefer - Jun 26th, 2007

    ah just reading some hate-mail while i am board at work keep up the good work
    Pirate Tefer
    P.S KILL THE PENGUINS for they are the evil midget

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  33. 33 - DutchPastaGuy - Jun 26th, 2007

    @Pirate Tefer
    “P.S KILL THE PENGUINS for they are the evil midget”
    Are you quite sure of that? The Almighty Merciful FSM started the creation of life on earth with Him creating a mountain, a tree and a midget. Midgets seem to be very close to the FSM. Also, they live in regions of the earth that get much more time off from global warming than where your average pirate lives. Surely that can’t be a coincidence?

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  34. 34 - Pirate Tefer - Jun 26th, 2007

    Ah but in his gossble it states (dont know word for word @ work)”the midgets that denounced there faith to the fsm were sent to the deepths of the south pole” or something along those lines plus penguins cant eat pasta and that makes them evil anyway. and sorry for trying to be a smart arse
    Pirate Tefer

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  35. 35 - DutchPastaGuy - Jun 26th, 2007

    Yes, but on one of the first pages of the goslpel it also states that it’s full of errors and lies, as tests of the readers faith. You’re not losing faith in the word of the Almighty FSM are you?

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  36. 36 - Pirate Tefer - Jun 26th, 2007

    Not at all my friend (I dont want to sound big headed) whenever i have the chance to spread the word about his noodly greatness but i just really dont like penguins and i like to belive they are the evil migets if i am mistaken sorry
    Pirate Tefer

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  37. 37 - DutchPastaGuy - Jun 26th, 2007

    Outside the world of religion penguins symbolise linux. Don’t tell me you hate penguins because you work for THE REALLY EVIL ONES , known as Micro$ucks? If you do then it would be helpful to keep it quiet, or you could find a full barrage of the ships guns unleashed against you.

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  38. 38 - Pirate Tefer - Jun 26th, 2007

    No i Just hate penguines there a flightless bird that eats fish no feathers and no hands to eat pasta (lol added that bit) i just dont like them i might be so deep seeded mental problem or it could be that penguins suck.
    Pirate Tefer

    P.s if i have offended anyone that likes penguins i am sorry

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  39. 39 - Ziti-chan - Jun 26th, 2007

    I’m not sure if the thoughts of a newbie like me will contribute much in this discussion, but I’ll give it a go.

    Does the fact that we have never seen penguins eat pasta truely mean they are incapable of it? After all, the south poll is one of the least explored areas of land in the world, so the penguins may have much to hide from us, as may the penguins in Australia and such. Or it could be that penguins have not yet evolved the most useful human invention- the hand that may be used to eat pasta with – and thus need support from Him in this wretched time until they may be able to fully enjoy the pleasures He may offer them.

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  40. 40 - Aristotle, God of Satire - Jun 26th, 2007

    I lurve penguins. We should not condemn them simply because of their angry midget ancestor. Besides he learned his lesson.

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  41. 41 - Gaara the Pirate - Jun 26th, 2007

    if peope, would actually read THE GOSPEL OF THE FSM they would know that bobby henderson never did actually say that penguins were cursed by the FSM. that part was in the back were OTHER PEOPLE wrote about the FSM and how he existed. i know that bobby gets a lot of smack about that issue but he is wrongly accused.

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  42. 42 - Aristotle, God of Satire - Jun 26th, 2007

    I was under the impression that a midget became angry at the FSM for what ever reason, so the FSM turned him into a penguin and bannished him to the coldest part of the world.

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  43. 43 - Aristotle, God of Satire - Jun 26th, 2007

    Like I said, we must not blame the penguins for the midget’s mistake.

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  44. 44 - Wench Nikkiee - Jun 26th, 2007

    There was some discussion……
    *thread revisit*
    http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/10/theyre-people-too.htm#comment-15440

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  45. 45 - Wench Nikkiee - Jun 26th, 2007

    Hi Aris :))

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  46. 46 - Aristotle, Penguin Lurver - Jun 26th, 2007

    “The midget got mad at the FSM for making him short and out of anger cursed the Great One loudly and profanely. In retaliation, the vengeful FSM cast the reject to the coldest part of the world, and morphed the degernate into a penguin.”
    There it is, right there. Hello and thanks, Nikkieee. :))

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  47. 47 - Aristotle, Penguin Lurver - Jun 26th, 2007

    Of course, there are three e’s in “Nikkieee.”
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  48. 48 - Aristotle, Penguin Lurver - Jun 26th, 2007

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  49. 49 - Aristotle, Penguin Lurver - Jun 26th, 2007

    e

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  50. 50 - Wench Nikkiee - Jun 26th, 2007

    Hehehehehehe…
    So many get the eeeeeeeebie jeeebies from the spelling of my name :p)
    .
    Did you see the bit about the midgets and porn on that thread Aris?

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American




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